Actually, I know a lot about kpop, not at all.
This is a very horny place.
Wait, is this rolling?
Ok, let's get started
So have you to heard any kpop songs before?
Of course
Uh yeah...
I've heard of this song
So you've heard this before but haven't seen the music video?
No
Alright, what about you?
Like some guy asked me to, like, sophomore winter dance
with like, Taeyang's wedding dress. And that was about the extent of my Kpop knowledge, honestly
Ok
Gangnam Style!
I know no kpop
No
I heard Gongmin, Gom-
-Gong-gi Style, I heard that that's a kpop from someone else
Yes that's kpop...
At first I though kpop was like a band
But now I realize that it's like a genre of Korean pop music
I thought kpop was a band
This is Fantastic Baby
Fantastic Baby...
That's an owl!
This is like a Panic! At The Disco video
Ooh! He has good makeup
Oh, what the fu...
Wow
But also, it's like...martial law but also the elements but also Molotov cocktail
Oh that's Taeyang, omg
Okay
Oh it's in English
I'll be the one with the super long hair (for holloween)
I know it's supposed to be fantastic-comma-baby
but like it just sounds like a baby that's fantastic
A baby that's fantastic
yeah i'm-
oh- what xD
I feel like he has...like... daddy problems
fiona: his hair is soo.... lindsey: His face is so clean
I just wanna touch his...his hair looks like cotton candy
Oooh, angry
So emo
it's like "what if Justin Bieber is Asian!" Whoa!
i like that...that voice lindsey: I knew you would
Contour, like...
His make-up artist...
is fantastic
Fantastic baby
yeah xD
Five members in big bang
davis: ok
henry: boom shaka laka
That's the least enthusiastic boom shaka-laka I've ever heard in my entire life
Ohhh. Damn, this is my- this is my vibe
Sexual
that's a lot of touching
English mixed in
Oh yeah *dies*
leah: "Leah that's what you need-
Eyebrows
Oh my God...
do you-
fiona: I don't like that lindsey:I don't know how I feel about that
If you were a girl would you date one of them?
It depends... I b- LOL
I don't know!
I don't like it when there's English...
and then the other half of the sentence is in Korean yunyi: that is such a wig
that is such a wig
Wow, fantastic baby
Wait I thought they were all the same guy
NO!
What is that? henry: oh mygod xD what the-
lindsey: boom shaka laka ;D
It's like animal from...
It's like animal mixed with the other....dog...from...
davis:I know what you're talking about henry: yes ok cool thank you xD
What kind of party is this?
picardy 3rd...you hear it? yunyi: yeah...nerd
Nerd
Yeah, man
It's actually a Baroque piece. Twist.
They're being fantastic baby
Oh no there wasn't a...
*applause*
That was... That was a lot. henry: did they conquer anybody?
That was so much
That was crazy
So next, I will be showing you a girl group shimon: oh ok
We're gonna find Shimon a lady~
And it's called 2ne1 davis: 2ne1...
That's how you pronounce it
I thought it was 2-n-e-1
umu: I thought it was 2-n-e-1 for 5 years and-
davis: oh..i get it henry: 2ne1
2ne1? lindsey: 21 pilots? fiona: 2ne1...21
It's like a frickin' John Cena up in here
davis: oh. it's already like...
ok
I'm okay with this
wow
it's like...a disney show? fiona: oh yeah
fiona: I don't know lindsey: that looked fun
this looks like just dance
fiona: like on the wii lindsey: Yeah! Like the video game totally fiona: just like
Poodle!
They look so happy
aww they're so cute
So now she has a Delorean
'Cause it's got the doors
davis: whahahaht ok
wait a second xD henry: ohmygod what? davis: wait a second
Lady Gaga almost, but like...
Korean
Oh, it's a kitty!
Her eyes are so beautiful
Yeah they are
They look like m&ms
chocolate Like- the brown m&ms lindsey: like the real slim shady?
Ooh, colors
that's cool
but....but what
i'm so thoroughly confused
Oh girl that dress, no
That dress needs to go
that doesn't-
oooh...i'm really confused
henry: what the fuuuuhahHAHhaa
yunyi: ohmygod it gets worse...why would you have
what is that---like a pink latex cardigan?
million dollar ba- is that what the song is called? lindsey: no! it's called I am the Best
that's hair
is it like, commentary on the music industry or are they just random?
get on...they're like super punk
cuz they help themselves.. henry: cuz they are.....the best
they're punk, but really just pop
it's like guitar hero. fiona: just dance! extra points!
oHHHH- she can daance
this reminds me of like late nineties...late 90s Britney Spears
And now they're heavily armed
daaamn
i get it. cause like the 'da' is the machine gun
it makes sense now
lindsey: daaamn
shimon: interesting, interesting
henry: *whispers* it says 2ne1
davis: oh! I didn't even notice that! it says 2ne1 henry: ohmygod!
that's so cool
fiona: ok I like that one lindsey: the music was crazy
i wanna be them
which song did you like better?
they were both really catchy
like the song, not thinking of the music video?
I don't really know
they just remind me of like, badass cheetah girls
so overall i think i like their group more lindsey: yeah me too
therefore i like their song more
i like the first one, and i'm pretty sure she likes the first one too
i probably have to say... idk i probably have to say the girls song
it had like more going on
I just heard this one so this is the tune I have stuck in my head shimon: yeah me too
i felt like a little more amped up
you liked fantastic baby more?
i think i did. there were so many different things occurring hha
which was really cool and awesome and confusing.....but entrancing
they're both great though. i'm enlightened lindsey: yeah