So did you bring a condom you bet I did oh
Oh No I traded coats with that homeless man. What?! nothing, one moment
What there's nothing I can't find oh God, huh?
Every single day all the time local crime boys do a big illegal crime
Over 3,000 crime boys were given a new home last year a home with lots of metal bars
But what about the lots and lots of bad deters that stay outside not in a cage at all outside?
Where they can shoot a bank or yell at a dog?
Hello, I'm fancy suit man John Batman will you do your part to cage up the crime guy or two what about three
Look at this sad boy, and this one. It's a girl. Also sad because she's in a box with bars
Don't you want to help her stay there forever?
Every day I punch a bad guy until he's in a cage. Why don't you punch some money into a mailbox?
For as little as a small fortune. You'll keep these meanings behind bars
Call now and get a photo of one you helped cage up. I don't have a phone so put a light in the cloud
People with money just like you put a bunch of crime dinners in a cage last time crime dinners like scared crow the Pangolin
one face
dr. Crux
clown town cat nips egg legs the Madlib bad hat Barbara Bush and Fanny morph
Like Johnny questions question marks man professor millionaire doctor man
Batman questions mark weep day William Hartley quim mr.. Ice guy and many more
Many more is a villain also for as little as 10% of your taxes. You could box up a bad boy
Don't believe me ask another fancy suit man, but just a regular suit not a bad suit Bruce Wayne. I don't pay taxes. I'm rich
Sound smart brutes
When you give us your money, we only keep some of it the rest buys bars and walls and locks if there's enough left
This little guy needs a forever home
But instead of in a house its prison forever once you put him there forever if you don't give us the money
He'll just robbed it from your purse or bank
Okay, go Robert won't you pull a light on a cloud so John Batman can put a lock on a cloud?
No, don't poke him
There's a bad boy
But if you wanna stop a crime time and you don't
You can send a son Oh
Ow
Bro did you know you eat an average of one spider at night whatever dude, that's a total myth
Statistics like that are always made up no way bro. It's totally legit
Oh
Come on buddy you promised me, you'd have your room clean by now whoops. Sorry dad. Hey Dad
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark now? We can't right now frostbite get it
Very funny, but we're not done talking about your room. Hey Dad. What do you get when you cross Rachel with a gorilla?
Son you promised me you would clean your dumb gorilla
Hey now apologize to your sister nah she sucks hey Dad, what do you get when you cross them stop right there
I've got one of my own
Really, let me have it all right listen closely
What do you get when you cross your dad with a bad attitude?
Is it pants is it is it
Hey Dad, what are you giving you cross bleach with ammonia
Mustard gas huh, that's not very funny
Take this my son for it is my body, thank you Jesus
and
Take this for it is my blood. Yes, Jesus
Take this my son, or it is my hair uh
Okay Jesus
And this is my head
Jesus, it's ready, it's perfect. Oh shit here they come
Well
Well, what do we have?
Here looks like a dark definitely a dork with that and definitely a dork with that hair
What do you say we give it a wash yeah, that should fix it
There you go dork, huh Wow and the final touches Wow
Thanks, you're welcome dork
Hey, are you boys smoking in here?
And
That's why scientists have calculated that our solar system formed nearly 5 billion years ago. No
Didn't happen
It was six thousand years ago what that's ridiculous the earth alone is over 4.5 billion years old
Nope, don't think so
science proves it the data shows that
No using carbon dating and sediment layers we know then
6,000 years ago it was
Billions of years after the Sun formed the leftover gases condensed, and here's a condensed gas, Floria teach I
Wish we could keep God out of our schools
It won't be long now you should say your goodbyes who dad
No do you allow this isn't the end we'll be together again
Don't be sad I'll be with you drama someday
And
Again for those just tuning in scientists have in fact confirmed that the solar flare will hit the earth within ten minutes
We are looking at a total extinction event hold your families close. This is Abby babble signing off
good luck and Godspeed
What what do we do now don't worry son I'll get my ladder
Come on boy we have to go
Mom-mom and everyone else don't worry my boy. Your mother will always live on in our hearts now. Let's go
Here we are son this is our new home
But, but what if they don't accept us I have a feeling, babe will
Ah
I
Can't believe
I knew it you were cheating on me you
interdimensional hussy
it's not like this is how you treat a royal trial it from chapter Zig my 49 brood mothers were right about you I
Just wanted to mix things up this relationship is over. I'm out of here catch you on the flip-flop, bitch
I
Believe, I'll be
Taking that loot old-timer. No way I found it. It's mine. I'm afraid. I'm gonna have to
insist
I don't think so
I
Believe I will be taking that Polti now hold it right there
As sheriff of this County I'm claiming that prize for the taxpayers
I don't think so, Kemosabe this land belongs to my people which means that belongs to us
Booty for meself
Oh
Bitches I
Know you only think about taking my money, baby all civilians
That chest and the contents therein is the property of the US government?
Hey, don't you all think that maybe just maybe the real treasure here is friendship?
No the real treasure. Be treasure