-Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to
"The Tonight Show," everyone.
You're here. You made it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you for being here. Thank you for watching.
Guys, let's get to some really, really important news.
Yeah. I read that due to a seed shortage,
mustard could be in short supply this summer.
[ Audience murmurs ] Yeah.
Luckily, every parent still has a barrel in the fridge
that they bought from Costco in 1997.
[ Laughter ] We're gonna be alright.
That's right, a mustard shortage is happening.
Apparently, all supermarkets are down to only 5,000 options.
That's interesting. [ Laughter ]
You can tell things are bad.
Today, President Biden called Emmanuel Macron like,
"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, there's a shortage of mustard seeds.
Then French's was like,
"Thank God we make ours from plutonium, so..."
[ Laughter ]
Did you guys hear about this?
Toyota is recalling all of their new electric S.U.V.s because
there's a risk that all -- the wheels are falling off
while being driven. [ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ]
Toyota told the owners, "Drop off your car to be fixed."
And the owners are like, "Uh, how about, can you come to us?
[ Laughter ] "I mean, we have no wheels."
Right now, there's a Toyota factory worker who's like,
"Oh, that's what those 50,000 bolts are for.
I'm an idiot. I'm sorry."
[ Laughter ]
Guys, get this. FedEx announced that they will
start taking photographs of customers' packages to prove
that they were delivered.
[ Audience ohs ] Yeah.
In fact, they even released this commercial.
Watch this.
-We here at FedEx know your packages are important,
so we're taking photographs to prove
they were delivered on time...
[ Laughter ]
...when scheduled...
[ Laughter ]
...and with the utmost care.
[ Laughter ]
FedEx, nothin' but net.
-There you go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cymbal crashes ]
That last one had good aim. -That last one was great.
-Yeah. Whoever that was was good, yeah.
Switching gears, there's a new documentary coming out
about January 6th that has exclusive interviews
with former president Trump,
and they just released the first footage.
Let's take a look.
-I don't think you want to have the water in the picture, right?
You can take it out. You know what you can do, Nick?
Put the table back, and put the water on the table
without the thing on top of it.
Go ahead. Take it out.
Yeah.
Alright.
[ Laughter ]
Right, let's go.
[ Laughter ]
-Riveting.
[ Laughter ]
People were like, "Forget January 6th, just give me
12 more hours of what happened to that table."
[ Laughter ]
[ as Trump ] The table isn't working.
Get Rudy Giuliani to get on all fours
and then balance the water on his head."
[ Laughter ]
[ Normal voice ] As I mentioned before, YouTube has
a new feature where you can skip the boring parts of a video
and cut right to the good part.
And I guess they have something similar on TikTok as well.
We tried it out with some recent videos people have posted.
For instance, if you're watching a video, you can skip this part.
-Whee!
Whee!
-Yeah. And go right to this.
-Whe--
[ Laughter ]
-Oh! Ow!
-Let me give you another example.
[ Laughter ]
Let me give you another example. You can skip this part.
[ Bell tolls ]
[ Audience groans ]
[ Laughter ]
And go right to this.
[ Bell tolls ]
[ Audience ohs ]
She missed, she missed, she missed.
Maybe one more final example. -One more.
-Yeah, one example.
You can skip this part.
[ Both scream ]
And go right to this.
[ Both scream ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
Swa-- Swallowed his necklace.
[ Laughter ]
Going upside down. Yeah, he swallowed his necklace.
[ Imitates choking ] Oh, man, he's good.
He's alright.
Hey, guys, I saw that Netflix officially confirmed
that they are going to add a cheaper version
of their service that has ads.
Yep. [ Audience boos ]
[ Laughter ]
A cheaper Netflix with ads, yep.
And they're going to call it Hulu.
[ Laughter ]
Guys, listen to this. Amazon just announced that
they're working on a new feature that lets Alexa speak
in anyone's voice. [ Audience oohs ]
You just give it some reference audio,
and then it can impersonate your voice.
I think it's pretty cool. Let's check it out.
Hey, Alexa. -How can I help you?
-Alexa, speak to me in the voice of Jimmy Fallon.
-[ Masculine voice ] Okay. Now, I am Jimmy Fallon.
[ Laughter ]
-Sorry, that's your -- that's your impression of me?
-Yes. Hey, Guys. I'm Jimmy Fallon.
I host "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon."
[ Laughter ]
-That's not a very good impression.
-Wrong. I sound just like you.
Everyone, give it up for the Roots.
-No, I d-- [ Cheers and applause ]
I do not sound like that.
-Yes, you do. I'm Jimmy Fallon.
My favorite place is my desk.
I have a mug on my desk.
I love my desk and my mug.
-I mean, you do say that a lot.
-I do not.
-Higgins gets what I am talking about.
-Fine, Alexa, speak to me in the voice of Steve Higgins.
-[ as Jimmy Fallon ] Hi, Jimmy. It's me, Steve Higgins.
How can I help you?
-That -- That sounds just like me.
-[ Masculine voice ] No.
That was my impression of Steve Higgins.
I'm Jimmy Fallon.
-Okay, good, I think this needs more work.
Let's move on.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Some big sports news -- tonight was the NBA draft
over at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn.
[ Audience cheers ] Yeah, what a night.
In 20 years, we'll be able to look back
and say that suit did not age well.
You know what I'm saying? [ Laughter ]
The draft is exciting.
For two hours, NBA commissioner Adam Silver announces the picks
and then flies back to his home planet.
It's really -- It's great.
[ Laughter ]
Seriously, you got to love the NBA draft.
It's the one night a year where a 20-year-old genuinely says,
"Yes, I get to move to Sacramento."
[ Laughter ] Guys, well, this is wild.
Guys, Billie Eilish revealed that she sent a body double
out on stage in her place at the start of her Coachella set,
and no one noticed.
That's pretty crazy. Right, Tariq?
-Yeah, Jimmy. That's some pretty wild stuff.
[ Laughter ]
-Higgins, notice anything different about Tariq?
-Uh, no. Looks like the same old Tariq to me, Jimmy.
[ Laughter ]
-Quest, I think some people are using body doubles.
-Yeah, I mean, that's kind of unprofessional.
You're right. Yeah.
-I agree. Well.
[ Laughter and applause ]
In other news... [ Applause ]
...I saw that a Swedish man broke a world record
by throwing a washing machine more than 14 feet.
Yeah, the name of the record he broke was World's Weirdest Man.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-That's the stuff!
That's the stuff right there, Fallon!
[ Laughter ]
-Calm down, sir. -Where'd he get the popcorn?
-I don't know. He's not even wearing a mask.
-[ Laughing ] He's not wearing a mask.
-Sir, please calm down.
"That's the stuff"? -That's the stuff, man.
Come on, that's the stuff.
-Guys, I read there's a rail-worker strike
in the U.K. right now, and one man who always rides
the train has beaten the strike
by paddling to work in an inflatable kayak.
Here he is.
Yeah.
If you thought the guy who biked to work was insufferable,
imagine this guy.
[ Laughter ]
Hey, this is fun, guys.
A Star Wars fan just spent $2.3 million
on a model of an X-Wing fighter.
Yeah, when the buyer told his wife, she said,
"Congrats, you now have two exes."
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Come on, that's the stuff.
Fore!
-Finally "Thor: Love and Thunder"
is almost in theaters. [ Cheers and applause ]
I know.
I'm excited.
And ahead of the release, we thought that we'd share
some fun facts about Marvel's famous God of Thunder.
This is "Thor: Little Known Facts."
-♪ Thor ♪
♪ Little known facts ♪ [ Cheers and applause ]
But first, I'm going to need someone to help me.
His new movie "Thor: Love and Thunder"
is in theaters on July 8th. Please welcome Chris Hemsworth.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Hello. -Chris!
-How you doing? -How are you, bud?
-I'm very well, mate. Very well.
-Thank you so much for doing this.
Chris, our researchers found some interesting facts
about Thor to help fans get ready for the big premiere.
-Of course they did, Jimmy.
I was very impressed with what you guys found.
This stuff -- it's stuff that I didn't even know.
Only hard-core comic book fans do, so it's very exciting.
-I think our research team did a great job.
Let's get started with some little-know facts about Thor.
Here we go, I'll go first.
Did you know that Thor's father is Odin, but his godfather
is actually Sean "P. Diddy" Combs.
[ Laughter ]
-It's true. It's true.
It's actually the plot of this film.
So we shouldn't say too much about it.
-No spoilers, yeah. Why don't you give me one?
-Asgardians prolong their lives by eating
the Golden Apples of Idunn.
The Asgardians learned of the apples in an article on Goop.
-Wow. I didn't know they had Goop.
-Gwyneth Paltrow linked it. -Yeah, I love those articles.
How about this one?
Thor's full name is actually Courtney Thorne Smith.
Did you know that? -Can you believe it?
-Yeah. These are all fascinating.
-In this one, Thor has to get a job because he lost all of his
money on "Thored Ape" NFTs. -Oh, it's tough.
-He's a big metaverse guy. -It's a tough market right now.
How about this one? Everyone knows Chris Hemsworth's
brothers Liam and Luke, but he also has a fourth brother
named Clemsworth Hemsworth.
He plays bass with the Jonas Brothers.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Clemsworth, he's a guy. -He's good.
Talented, talented, talented guy.
Why don't you give me one? -Thor's hammer is named Mjolnir.
His belt is named is Megingjord.
And his pecks are named Bert and Ernie.
[ Laughter and applause ] -There you go.
That's what I'm talking about. My thanks to Chris Hemsworth.
His new movie "Thor: Love and Thunder" is out July 8th.
Thank you, buddy. Always good to see you.
-You too. Thank you. -He's the greatest.