hey addy that's my doll
no seriously addy that really is my doll no it's my doll daddy what are you doing
yeah you look like a weird though I don't know who this daddy is you're talking about
I'm ramen man wrong man yeah we can totally tell that's you daddy
you're wearing a box on your head and a cape yeah you really look weird okay
you're just holding some ramen like what even is that it does it make you ramen
man oh it is true that I do have ramen lots of ramen that's what ramen man has
lots and lots of ramen who is ramen man anyway like what do you do whether
you're like spider-man or super man or there's like Wonder Man there's Wonder
Woman oh yeah Wonder Woman like what do you even do anyway do you shoot ramen
out of your hands throw ramen at people what do you even do anyway ramen man is
always ready to fight crime and help his fellow man with his special spoon of
justice and his endless supply of ramen he's ready for all occasions ramen man
will swoop in and save the day just like I'm doing right now what do you mean
save the day yeah we're not in any danger I heard the sound of to citizens
in distress and whenever I hear a citizen in distress I come swooping down
out of the ramen clouds and I saved the day using my spoon of justice and my
endless box of ramen that's what ramen man does yeah you
I said that already yeah we weren't even in distress we were just fighting over a
doll fighting you say ramen man's always up for a good fight guess what I do I
use my spoon of justice and my endless supply of ramen to win every fight
that's what ramen man does know wasn't that kind of fight it was more like a
disagreement yeah she has my doll and I want to play with it
there's my doll oh it's mine it's my job it's my dolls my doll yeah ramen man can
solve disagreements too let's all sit down to a nice steaming
bowl of ramen and discuss this together yeah actually I'm good I just need yeah
I'm not really hungry right now yeah is there anything else you want to offer us
besides ramen of course Ramen man has lots of things other than ramen to offer
you now let me see I have this this box on my head and um oh I can fly see see
look at that see pretty impressive huh yeah that's not that impressive yeah I
guess you really don't have anything to offer us besides ramen I don't see how
your ability to fly can help us either yeah and how's that box on your head
gonna help anyone doesn't it make you it hard for you to fly and you really
weren't flying you were just kind of holding your cape and flapping it around
silly mortal don't you know that's how you fly see you put your box of ramen
down and then you take your cape and you flap it around just like that you're
flying high with ramen man daddy I just wish you'd knock this off it's getting
kind of sad yeah this is really embarrassing I'd hate for anyone else to
see you like this if we agree to stop fighting over the doll will you leave
yeah seriously I'll let her keep the doll if it'll get you to leave once
again ramen man has saved another day spreading peace and justice throughout
the world with his spoon of justice in his endless box of ramen
fellow-citizens
boy that was really weird yeah I hope this is just a phase I'm nothing like
using my trusty old back yeah baseball season is coming up and I got my back
nothing better than this trusty bit hey Jillian what are you doing with my bat
why are you talking like that what do you mean talking like that it's
give me my bat no one gets hurt oh I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt
but no I'm keeping the bat hiding my face behind my hand so you will have
considerable difficulty guessing who it is however if you look carefully there
are several clues ramen man that's right kids it's ramen man bringing delicious
nutritious ramen for everyone why it's great for almost any occasion you can
sprinkle it on a salad you can put it in ice cream you can put it in your hair
ramen it solves all problems well it solved the problem of ramen man coming
here over and over again tell Julian to give me back my back or someone's gonna
get hurt no it's my back my back my back don't get hurt Citizens stop stop calling us
citizens it's really annoying technically I don't even think we're
citizens or miners yeah I know it citizens have the right to vote and
stuff well we do have the right to vote just not right now it doesn't matter we
won't get the right to vote until we're 18 we do have the right to vote we don't
have the right to vote we do have the right
director we do have the right to vote citizens stop in a democracy we all have
the right to vote however it is not achieved until we've reached the age of
maturity which in this country is 18 I hope that settles your argument ramen
man has once again saved the day today well at least this time he left on his
own I don't know this one seemed way too easy day
why ramen man anyway and you know daddy he'd probably put the Box on his head
and that was it yeah I puts a box on his head and he's off to the races what is
it with that guy putting stuff on his head anyway yeah one time he put a FedEx
mailer on his head and he wouldn't take it off for a week yeah didn't we go to a
wedding that week it was so embarrassing anyway what were we arguing about
oh you mean before a ramen man came I think it was the bat where is the bat
anyway and why was it so important to me I don't know after a ramen man appeared
I kind of lost all touch with reality maybe that was a scheme the whole time
hey I'm sure we'll find something else to fight about Oh washbucket we've been
through so much together what would I do without you you little orange bucket Adi
what are you doing with my bucket oh it's not enough that you have the doll
and the bat now you want the bucket too no way sister why you little
it's my bucket yes ma'am it's my book
citizens stop don't make me throw this ramen at this point honestly I really
don't care go ahead throw the ramen yeah ramen man you're pretty much all
talk why don't you like tell us an origin story or something fantastic idea
why it was many years ago I was a young lad on Planet ramen I was watching the
television and I was watching Batman and I said to myself I could never be Batman
but perhaps someday I will be Robin but at the time I had a cold and it came out
sounding like I will be ramen and so as you can see now that I am a grown man I
am in fact ramen man that is literally the worst origin story I have ever heard
in my life yeah that sounds like something you just made up while you
were talking and there isn't a planet ramen even if there was they wouldn't
have a show called Batman yeah and you keep saying you're gonna save the day
but all you do is talk until we get annoyed with you and make you leave yeah
since you're a superhero let's see a demonstration of her superpowers yeah
lets you flyer climb a wall or lift something heavier breathe water or
something maybe you could breathe ramen broth ramen man is starting to suspect
that perhaps you girls have no faith in ramen man perhaps even you do not
believe in ramen man oh I can assure you that ramen man is very very real and I
have many many powers so powerful you cannot even imagine the powerful power
things I would do with those powers yeah try us
well that's it you forced my hand and now I shall leap did you see how high
that was I'll do it again oh I hit my head that time that's how high it was
aren't you amazed if we say we're amazed we'll hear oh we were so amazed like oh
my gosh how did he do that like he jumps like six inches maybe Wow Ramin man how
does he do it well we'll never know I guess it's just one of those mysteries
all right new you mere mortals could never grasp the full powers of ramen man
I know you're very impressed perhaps even speechless but I have once again
saved another day and I will leave you two alone until you need ramen
this is literally the most embarrassed I have ever been in my entire life
yeah and I'm embarrassed for him I'm not even embarrassed for us I'm embarrassed
for him why do I get the feeling that one day I'm gonna be discussing this
with a therapist well I guess one thing is true about ramen man what's that he
did stop us from fighting yeah in a weird way he brought us closer together
brought together by a common hatred of ramen man I don't know if I'd call it
hatred he's just kind of pathetic I'd hate for him to come back though so in a
weird way ramen man has saved the day well I still maintain that we are not
really in any form of danger so how is he saving us he saved us from ourselves
Addie okay that's my cue weird guess you're here to make fun of me some more
wait am I talking to ramen man or daddy at this point I don't know I'm not even
sure anymore this is a stupid idea you guys didn't like it I was just
trying to make things fun around here but I guess I you guys are just getting
too old for this silliness it wasn't that bad really dude if you want I could
pretend to be ramen man again no no please please don't yeah I guess not I
mean he never really was a strong character and I mean coming from another
planet having all these special powers he's really just doomed to be isolated
and lonely most of the time I think all ramen man really needed was a friend
well maybe he needs a sidekick mmm-hmm sidekick that's not a bad idea
what would go well with ramen how about seasoning packet girl seasoning packet
girl I really like that ramen man and seasoning packet girl they could go on
all kinds of adventures together I'm seasoning goes really well with ramen I
think it's a great idea Addie come on
and so folks that is the end ramen man and seasoning packet girl went off to
solve a many crimes and go on many adventures and stuff and it was very
realistic um the end