• From pooping in the bath to getting a stranger pregnant, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact
some of the best true stories from our subreddit about things you were blamed for that you
didn’t do.
I’m Dolan’s Mysterious Brother/Zaraganba and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Messiah-Dylan Dolan When Dolan was in the fifth grade he got blamed
for a fight he had nothing to do with!
He was in the school bathroom when two kids barged in and started fighting each other.
Dolan was using the urinal at the time, so he was… err… kind of exposed.
The two accidentally crashed into him while he was trying to wash his hands and escape.
They ended up slamming into a paper towel dispenser and breaking it off the wall.
This made a lot of noise.
A teacher ended up coming in and breaking up the fight.
Dolan received a five-day suspension just for being there.
“You stupid jerks!
I was just trying to wash my hands!
So unfair!”
Number 9 was submitted by TCintheAlley Melissa When Melissa was in sixth grade she was called
to the principal’s office.
Dun dun dunnn!
The principal blamed her for creating this mean gossip site that told lies about students
and exposed their secrets.
It had stuff like who was cheating on who, who had been underage drinking, and who was
secretly gay.
The school thought Melissa was responsible because she’d somehow been listed as the
website’s administrator.
But Melissa had never made a website before and tried to convince them it was all a mistake.
The principal looked through her school iPad and found no evidence to support his accusation,
but that didn’t stop him from calling Melissa’s parents and suspending her for a week!
When she returned from her suspension the other students gave her dirty looks.
A few days later, the real culprit was found!
He was caught editing the website during class on his iPad.
He had posed as Melissa, making it look like she’d created the website!
The school gave Melissa a heartfelt apology while the culprit was given a three-month
suspension, and some compulsory summer school classes.
Number 8 was submitted by TheDwiin Pringle When Pringle was in junior high he got picked
on every day by a mean bigger kid.
Instead of fighting back, Pringle told the vice principal about his situation.
The vice principal said there wasn’t anything he could do because the bullying was occurring
after hours and wasn’t on school grounds.
Pringle was out of options and was forced to take matters into his own hands.
He fought the kid and ended up getting suspended because apparently “The safe school policy
counts until the student arrives home”.
The school wouldn’t help Pringle when he was being bullied but they were happy to suspend
him the moment he stood up for himself.
Fortunately, Pringle’s parents put legal pressure on the school district and they reduced
the assault charges against him to disorderly conduct, then wiped it from his record a year
later.
Number 7 was submitted by HuskiMan Slapped Ham
When Slapped Ham was little, he used to have to take baths with his little brother.
One day, while their mum’s back was turned, Slapped Ham’s brother pooped in the tub
and blamed it on Slapped Ham.
True to his name, Slapped Ham got a big slap for it and was sent to bed early.
But his horrible night wasn’t over yet.
At this age, Slapped Ham shared the bed with his brother and their mum.
In the middle of the night, his brother decided to pee the bed.
Since they were sleeping side by side, it got all over Slapped Ham.
When his mum woke up, Slapped Ham was again blamed for it.
“Come on, Slapped Ham!
Are you some kind of animal?”
Number 6 was submitted by Bustthewarrior Hellbent It seems like people are always pointing a
finger at Hellbent when things go wrong.
One time he was blamed for beating up a kid at school – even though he was home sick
that day!
When Hellbent recovered from his illness, he came back to school and was immediately
sent home and given a suspension.
Hellbent’s parents confirmed that he was home sick that day and so couldn’t have
beaten this kid up.
The school was forced to apologise and, as a reward, Hellbent didn’t have to make up
the work he missed!
He’s still trying to master how to beat up kids from home…
Number 5 was submitted by Tristanovic2 Pandora When Pandora was seven she decided to walk
to the skate park alone.
It was a nice day and a mother and her kid were nearby, walking up this long uneven brick
path.
Halfway there the kid ran a couple of meters ahead and tripped on a brick.
He landed right in a fresh batch of dog poo!
The kid’s entire face was covered and he was crying hysterically.
As Pandora walked on, she heard the little boy tell his mother that Pandora had pushed
him!
The mother screamed at Pandora, telling her to get over here.
She ran over, stood in front of Pandora and demanded she apologise for pushing her child
into dog poo.
Pandora explained that she didn’t do it – and that it would’ve been impossible
from where she was standing.
The mother insisted Pandora was lying because apparently her child neeever lies.
Pandora ended up running away because she knew she couldn’t win – not when this
mum thought her child was a perfect angel.
Number 4 was submitted by awsomebob66 Shima Shima was once blamed for ‘making’ someone
fail a science test!
Even when she was a freshman at high school, Shima had a reputation for being one of the
smartest students around.
One student noticed and decided to copy every one of Shima’s answers on a science test
they were doing.
Fortunately, Shima’s teacher realised what was going on.
He gave the cheater a big fat zero and a note that said “You answered everything wrong”.
The cheater was furious and blamed Shima for causing them to fail.
When Shima got her marks back she received a perfect grade!
The cheater was absolutely baffled by this.
It just shows that cheaters never prosper!
Number 3 was submitted by JJCrystalT Andie Andie was at Walmart enjoying one of her favourite
hobbies – shopping for video games!
Suddenly a middle-aged woman stormed up to Andie, dragging her nineteen-year-old daughter
behind her.
The woman started yelling at Andie, telling her she was a “good for nothing lowlife”
who had gotten her daughter pregnant and dumped her.
At the time, Andie was wearing a snapback cap and a thick jacket that concealed her
figure – “oh my god, what a fashion faux pas!”
– so the woman must’ve thought she was a boy.
Halfway though the woman’s rant, Andie rolled her eyes, removed her jacket and tied it around
her waist.
It took the woman a second to realise her mistake – the person she’d just blasted
was actually a girl, and a minor no less!
She apologised repeatedly and gave Andie $200 to “not tell the cops about what happened”.
Needless to say, Andie scored quite a few new games that day!
Number 2 was submitted by Robomo20 Emojie One day two police officers came to Emojie’s
house and arrested him out of the blue!
They told him he owed a car dealership $270,000 for breaking in and smashing all their windows!
Emojie had no idea what they were talking about, so the cops showed him security footage
of two people throwing rocks at cars and spray-painting the name ‘Emojie’ on the dealership walls!
Yep, these world-class detectives believed Emojie committed this crime and was stupid
enough to sign his own name!
It turned out the people in the video were two troublemakers Emojie knew from a couple
of years earlier.
You see, back in the day Emojie used to hang around kids who were bad influences.
They tried to get Emojie to rob a gas station with them, but he refused.
The idiots went ahead and robbed the station without him and ended up getting caught.
Of course they blamed Emojie and, after spending seven months in jail, they vowed to get him
back by framing him for this dealership crime!
Emojie was held at the police station for thirteen hours before the cops finally believed
he was innocent and arrested the real culprits.
Number 1 was submitted by me You know when something falls over and you’re
near it but you didn’t knock it over so you have to be like, whoa, that totally wasn’t
me.
When I was a kid that happened to me with a huge supermarket display of soft drink bottles
in the shape of a pyramid.
They were lying flat (which was a recipe for disaster) and as I was walking past they just
started rolling.
Within a few seconds maybe about 30 bottles were bouncing all over the place and shooting
jets of soft drink into the air.
It was crazy.
The store manager came over and escorted me out of the store.
He informed me that I was banned for life.
But between you and me, I went back after a year or so cause I’m a badass.
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
We have another question for you: “What’s something weird that happened to you while
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