- Today, we make lame toys
cool again. (upbeat music)
- Let's talk about that.
(fire roaring)
Good Mythical Morning.
- Okay, the holiday shopping season is upon us
and our kids are just constantly badgering us about,
oh, we gotta get the next cool new toy.
We gotta get a VR headset, Dad, we gotta get an air board,
and then an air board for an air board.
When we were kids, you know what we had?
We had pick up sticks.
- Yeah. - And sticks.
(crew laughing)
- Yeah, they just laid there.
- Just sticks.
- Right, we didn't even pick 'em up, we just looked at 'em.
- Right, and it was fun, we loved every minute of it!
- It was so awesome!
- But now, what we're gonna do is we're gonna take toys
from the past and we're gonna make them cool,
so that kids today will like them again.
It's time for
(upbeat music) Bad toys, bad toys,
what you gonna do, what gonna do when we update you?
- Okay, so we're gonna be taking toys
that have been played with by millions of children
over the centuries, perhaps.
- Mm-hmm. - But they've just worn out
their welcome and reached the limit of lameness.
Starting with this classic toy.
(whimsical music)
- The Jack-in-the-box,
it's been around forever,
and apparently, its only purpose is to scare children,
which I hear helps with their psychological development.
- Yeah, I mean, clowns are popping up everywhere anyway.
I don't need 'em coming outta boxes in my kid's bedroom.
- Exactly, I mean, listen,
(whimsical music) you're prepared for it.
It's gonna scare you.
I don't care how much you think you're prepared for it.
- [Link] Wait for it, oh, yup.
- See, even the music led in and you still-
- Look, and this is like a plush one.
When I was a kid, I had, like a hard plastic one.
(fist thudding) Stay in there, stay in there.
- We have updated this significantly.
As you can see it, it looks similar.
There is something a little bit different,
it does have a Canadian leaf on it.
- Hmm, I wonder what that could mean.
- Some other accoutrements.
- Mm-hmm.
- Watch and enjoy.
("Hot Cross Buns")
- Okay.
(toy popping)
- Drake-in-the-box! (Link laughing)
The Champagne Papi himself.
Now this is- - Look at that,
that's relevancy, guys.
- The kids are gonna love this.
- That's pop culture relevancy.
- You can see, this is a little bit in the R&D stage.
I mean, we expect there to be more than just a Drake face
glued onto an existing Jack-in-the-box.
It's gonna be full Drake, it's gonna be 3D Drake.
- [Link] Oh, but we got a phone here.
That's a little "Hotline Bling".
- And speaking of "Hotline Bling", as you might have heard,
we fully expect when this thing goes out onto the shelves
that it will have "Hotline Bling" playing,
but all we could afford at this point was "Hot Cross Buns".
(whimsical music)
- Now, interestingly enough, Lincoln Logs were invented
by John Lloyd Wright, who was the second son of architect
Frank Lloyd Wright, which is pretty cool.
But other than that, they're just logs.
- He regressed a little bit, though.
His dad was designing real houses and he was like,
"I'm gonna build stuff in my room, Dad".
(Link laughing)
- Now, I got some of these at home.
I had some of these growing up.
I mean, they-
- It's your namesake.
- They're named after me.
- Yeah, your namesake.
- Well, they weren't, yeah,
they weren't named after me. - That's what they call that.
- But kids these days, you know, they grow up so fast.
They don't wanna play with logs.
They don't wanna touch logs, they wanna touch legs.
(crew laughing) (tin lid clanking)
And that's what we're gonna do.
Look, all you gotta do is get a bucket full of legs,
and then you (plastic legs clanking)
throw 'em out here.
- Okay. - This is what
all the kids want these days.
Move it over here.
- What kinda lessons are we teaching here?
- Well, you just lay out the legs
and you can make yourself a domicile.
It's a little precarious, but-
- Yeah, they don't look like they're made to do that.
- Well, it builds character and patience.
- [Rhett] Okay.
- So you just kind of throw it,
well, you don't throw anything.
You gingerly place the legs on top of each other, and then-
(crew and Rhett laughing)
I think- - You're having some trouble.
- I think, I mean, if you're lucky you can,
you're not gonna make a house,
but you can make like a really nice leg fence.
(crew laughing) - I don't know, you know.
Earlier I took some time and just threw
a little something- - Not easy.
- Threw a little something together.
I mean, I don't know, you know,
I think it's just all about-
- This is like your spare time kind of an effort?
(crew laughing) - It's all about technique,
you know, just little A-frame roof,
and I've got the little leg columns in there.
- I see that. - I don't even
really know how those are, those are on there so good.
(crew laughing) - Maybe some hot glue?
- Yeah, let me look, look at that.
I mean, but no, no, if you get it together,
you would, the integrity of these things,
just, it's all tension.
This is just all straight tension,
holding this together. - Internal tension?
See that, I can just-
- It looks like something that would be
in like a back closet of "Westworld", you know?
- [Rhett] Or like in a Guillermo del Toro movie,
and there would be like eyeballs right there,
on the bottom of all those. (crew member laughing)
- Pre-order now.
(whimsical music)
- Okay, so the yo-yo, everybody's played with the yo-yo.
It has delighted children of all ages
for millennia, literally, like 500 BC.
But look, this gets old, this up and down motion, I mean.
(yo-yo thudding against palm)
- Boring. - I mean, sure.
You could do some tricks.
- Boring. - If you've watched the show
before, you know the kind of tricks that we can do.
But even with the- - Down, up.
- Awesome tricks, the up and down gets old.
So, it's time, out with the yo, and in with the bro.
- Bro.
- Introducing the bro-yo.
(Rhett laughing) (crew laughing)
Oh, that hurt a little bit.
- [Link] Bro, are you okay?
- No, I'm feelin' good.
- What are you doing, bro?
- I'm lifting. (laughing) (crew laughing)
- Okay, does it come back up, bro?
- Yeah, if you grab it.
- I think the correct answer is no, bro.
- It doesn't bro, it's just-
- No, bro. - Don't you have
another brototype?
(crew laughing) - Oh, I got a-
- You have a bigger brototype,
from what I remember- - Hey man,
I got a bigger brototype, check it out.
You like my pants,
(crew and Rhett laughing) got my bro pants on, too.
Check it out.
- I don't understand the pants.
I'm not gonna ask (laughing) any question about-
- I'm really bro-ing up the biceps with this.
'Cause this is a 20 pound bro-yo.
- Unleash it, man, bro.
- Oh! (weight thudding)
- Oh, it took a little bit longer.
(Link grunting) (crew laughing)
You're not making yourself look good, bro.
(weight thudding) - Whoops, I just broke
my bro-yo, you wanna get some froyo?
(Rhett laughing)
- No, I mean, I think that's incidental.
- [Link] Oh, I'm getting so ripped.
- [Rhett] Stick it back on.
- I'm gonna rip a bicep for you.
(Link grunting)
(weight thudding) Yeah.
- Are you impressed?
(crew laughing)
(whimsical music)
- All right, so this toy, if you wanna call it that-
- Yeah. - Was invented in 1960
and it's made no sense ever since then.
My kids have one of these at home and they've never used it,
'cause it's just a source of frustration.
- Well, it's like a broken iPhone.
- I don't know- - You know what I'm saying?
It's like, what do I do with this?
- I don't know, you just put it in the corner.
It is absolutely obsolete.
But, one of the things that my kids do a lot of,
and that's get upset stomachs, and they vomit.
- Yep, I've seen it. - They projectile puke
all over the place, and it's spreading the flu to everybody.
I mean, it's a shame that we're wasting so much vomit.
- Yep. - Until today.
- Yes.
- Ladies and gentlemen, let us introduce to you
the Wretch-A-Sketch. - Oh yeah.
- A, it's bigger than an Etch-A-Sketch.
B, it catches your vomit and turns it into art.
- Now, there's no way we can demonstrate that, though.
- Oh, I think we could.
All you gotta do is vomit onto the Wretch-A-Sketch
and then you just doodle with it.
- How you gonna do that? - Well, it-
- You gotta think about something nasty.
- I gotta get sick, tell me something gross.
- Yeah, think about that time you played
the pig anus like a flute.
(Link gagging)
Yep, see, there it is.
(Link gagging) There it is, yep, yep.
Yeah.
(Link retching) Oh!
(liquid sloshing) Ugh!
(Link retching)
- [Link] Tastes like baby food.
(Link retching) - Oh!
- Now, I'm just dry-heaving.
(Link retching) (crew laughing)
- (laughing) That's quite a dry-heave.
(Link retching) Oh!
Ugh, ugh.
Oh, it's very, it's just kind of a stream.
(Link retching) (liquid sloshing)
Ugh, wow, it's just sort of consistent.
It's just like a, almost like a hose.
Ugh, wow, you know you, oh gosh.
(Link retching) You know, (laughing).
You vomiting like that, it's starting to,
it's kinda making me sick.
I think I'm gonna vomit.
- Oh, do it on the Wretch-A-Sketch.
Do it, do it.
(Rhett retching) (crew laughing)
(Rhett laughing) (liquid sloshing)
Yeah, right on it.
Up a little.
- Ah, ah, ah!
- Down, down a little.
- Ah, ah! - Down, down!
Down, down on the Wretch-A-Sketch!
- Ah, (laughing).
- There you go. (Rhett laughing)
The more you vomit,
the more art you got to work with.
- Ugh, sorry.
- Yeah, you-
- Yeah, sorry it was, sorry I was a little high.
- Yeah, you- (laughing)
- I just haven't vomited
that much lately. (Link laughing)
- Yeah, you missed a little bit, but you know what?
(crew laughing) That's okay.
There's plenty on here, and then you just get to work,
turning the knobs. - Okay, mm-hmm.
- Turn your regurgitation into a art creation.
Whoopedy, boop, beep, beep, beep.
- Well, okay, what do you got there?
- I think it's Drake.
(Link laughing)
- How is that Drake? (crew laughing)
- [Link] From the "Thank Me Later" album cover, that's it.
- [Rhett] You really gotta have the reference, I think it.
- It hardens and the longer you wait,
the more it'll look like Drake, trust me.
- Okay, I trust you.
- This was a great experience.
- Well, hopefully that's gonna transform
the holidays for you and the kids out there.
Thanks for receiving- - Thanks for liking-
- It so well.
- What did you say?
- Thanks for receiving my vomit so well.
- (laughing) You're welcome,
thanks for aiming so well, (Rhett laughing)
and thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing.
- You know what time it is. - Hi, I'm Brooklyn.
- And I'm Nick.
- And we're here in London, England
and we're at Big Ben, and it's time to spin-
- [Both] The Wheel of Mythicality.
(upbeat music) - Episode six of
"Buddy System" comes out
(wheel clicking) today on this channel.
And this is the most fantastical
episode of "Buddy System" yet.
You get to find out exactly how weird
my exercise bike can get.
- And click through to Good Mythical More,
where we're gonna do the pie in the face,
face shoot, face off, show down.
- We're selling pomade, hey, we are!
- Yeah we are!
- I mean, this is not a joke. - Can you believe it?
- Would you believe it if we told you
that we're selling pomade, me neither,
but we are. - You'd think it was.
You'd think it's a joke. - Look at that.
- It goes in your hair. - But, it's real.
- The vomit goes on the Wretch-A-Sketch,
don't get those two mixed up.
- Well, I think that was baby food
'cause I'm really smelling it now.
- It's my vomit.
(upbeat music) (plastic tapping)
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
(both screaming)