We're back with Vince Vaughn.
Vince, you know, you are, you used to be a telemarketer.
You're good at sales.
And you can sell anything to anybody.
So we thought what better game to play
with you than Pitch Please.
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Pitch Please.
I appreciate the vote of confidence.
Well, because you are.
You're never at a loss of words.
You can-- all right, so we're going
to ask you to sell this product, like you would, you sell it.
I'll ask you some questions, and you, and Zenor if you will.
Let's push some product here.
We're here to push product.
That's what we do.
I have no idea, but we're going to push it.
OK, so this is what you're selling.
So let's just, why are you so proud of this?
Because I don't put my name on anything I don't love
and I don't believe in.
And, you know, I don't need to sell things just to sell them.
But when you got something like this,
I'm happy to present it to everyone.
Right, so you would say, you do, obviously you use it.
I wouldn't sell it if I didn't use it.
I totally use it.
Yeah.
I think it's more of a lifestyle brand.
It's not something that you use.
It just goes along with like sleeping, eating, exercising,
and this.
Right, right, and what do you love, so I
mean, what made you start using this in the first place?
I guess necessity.
I think it's something everyone needs.
I don't really buy things because I want it, you know.
I'm not a child.
But when you need things, like air and water and this thing,
you've got to have it.
Yeah.
So, how old were you when you first started using this?
I think I came out the crib with it.
It's the first thing I remember, actually.
It wasn't a year where it wasn't in a stocking.
So it's just been a part of my family for a very long time.
Right, and I guess I don't even have to ask,
but bigger is better?
Always, always, always.
Yeah, yeah.
But the smaller brands are great starting points,
a gateway to the bigger brand.
So--
How does it make you feel when you use it?
I mean, if you've ever floated on a cloud,
if you've ever felt your heartbeat in the way that
was fantastic, then you kind of are in the ballpark
of what I'm suggesting.
It's a special occasion thing?
You said it's every day.
Yeah, we're going to go everyday with this one.
We're going to, you know, use it more on special days
because it's something that we'd love to get into.
But I'm going to go ahead on a Tuesday,
non-holiday, we're going to find ourselves right here.
And you, are you using it right now?
Yeah, yeah, quietly.
But, very strongly.
Yeah, all right.
When you're using it, what's the face--
when you're looking in the mirror and you are using it,
what's the face that you would have on?
It's a secret.
And how does it feel when you touch it?
When I touch it, and it's a lot, it feels alive.
It feels warm.
It feels almost electric, like ouch.
Yeah, what's your favorite thing to do after you put this on?
Take a nap.
I need a nap.
I mean, I shut her down, shut her down the minute I'm done,
I'm exhausted.
But in a great way.
And it comes in--
do you share it with your friends?
Nuh-uh, nuh-uh, this is all for me.
I use this like a prisoner eating at a lunch table.
Buy your own.
Just like everyone are going to do today, am I right?
Right.
Why is it so important that everyone has this?
Well, you know, I think it's one of those things that just helps
you cope with what's going on.
I don't want to say it's a security blanket,
but it's a security blanket.
Yeah, yeah, I think you're right.
I think you're right that it's a security blanket.
I'm going to show you what you've been selling if you're
want to turn it around.
I can't I can't wait to
Yeah, yeah, or you can come around the table.
Oh my, yes.
Clearly I was talking about this.
That's right.
This is the product.
Right, you're wearing it now.
Yes, yes.
Quietly.
Very quietly, but very confidently.
Yes, all right if you'd like to take it home because you
did such a good job--
Can we go ahead and wrap this up with a kind
of doggy bag for this thing?
We're going to take this one home.
We should do it.
The movie is called Freaky.
It opens in theaters tomorrow.
We'll be right back.
Vince Vaughn, everybody.