Hi everyone! My name is Riley, and welcome to Fortnitely news -- the show where
every two weeks I talk about stuff that's going on in the world and try not
to die. 100 people are dropped on an island only one can live and it probably
won't be me, but we're gonna try anyway. So while the bus is taking us to
the place I just want to tell you about a little bit about my last week not too
much it's just that I haven't seen a whole lot of news happening in the world
because I was in tropical North Queensland for a week. It's like a really
beautiful area of northern Australia that was just so nice and relaxing, and
me and my girlfriend went there, and we just like went scuba diving and hiking, and it
was super chill, but I also wasn't on the internet a whole lot so this is a very
small amount of news that's happened in the last couple weeks, but also I just
need to show you this photo from our trip -- it is so funny! Look at this
masterpiece! Just, oh my god. I love my girlfriend. She didn't realize like the
whole time that we were scuba diving that her thing was unzipped, and this is
now my favorite photo, and I'm gonna have it framed somewhere. Okay, I didn't make it
all the way to where I wanted to go, which is over there because they have
the quadcrashers, so we're gonna land over here.
They introduced a quadcrashers in this game since the last time I played,
I think, and they're great -- they're like little ATVs but you can like boost on
them and they just fly like an incredible amount, like they'll take you
like across the map, it's amazing. So I need to find one and show ya'll. Okay I'm
just gonna drink some potions. Alright we are barely in the circle which is nice.
I just -- I really want to get a quadcrasher. This game I'm thinking of playing more
like more avoidy-ing, like avoiding people more -- Oh is someone in here? No,
there's no door. Because last time I did this, I just died a whole lot, and I want
to try and not do that this time. So I think the best way to do that is to avoid
running into people at all. So there is one update that I need to catch you all
up on, which is that, remember last time we talked about the Vietnamese bachelor
where the girl like asked another girl to leave with her, but then she was
eventually convinced to stay -- I don't remember if I mentioned that in the last
one -- like all the details of it -- but basically she stayed on The Bachelor and
so everyone was like, "No, she actually stayed!" But now apparently outside of the
Bachelor they've gotten together, and it's so precious and sweet, and I think
I'll put the photo that's been going around of them up here on the screen
they're just -- they're so cute and I'm just so glad that that happened. Really
just a rollercoaster of emotions like first that she asked her to leave and
then that she didn't and -- oh yes, there's a quadcrasher -- and then that they actually
did end up together afterwards. It's just -- I have so many emotions.
Okay we're right next to one of the zombie things -- oh right, we're not
supposed to call them zombies. First they were cube monsters, and know they're
cube fiends. I don't know what Epic Games is trying to do with these things, but
they're scary as heck and I don't like them. Basically it's called
Fortnitemares right now it's like -- it's like basically a Halloween thing. Oh my god,
there's -- look at these things -- terrifying! You are scary, sir, please stop. Thank you.
They come out of these like weird cube things, and you get shield for killing them.
But they're so scary and they make fighting so much more difficult because
you have to not only worry about people but you have to worry about these things.
I'm gonna finish getting all the ammo here, and then we're gonna take that quadcrasher
and just peace out and have some talks about the news while we're flying
around in a quadcrasher. So the next thing we should talk about is that there's a
new Doctor Who and it's amazing. We just watched, I think, the third episode, and
it's where they go back in time -- such a great episode! It's so emotional. The
Doctor is so great there's like -- mleh -- there's like nice little moments of
like comedic relief -- and it was really nice to see that the show had like
multiple characters of color who could like talk about their experiences with
racism and like how it's changed from back then till now, and like, they didn't
just have like one token character who was supposed to like represent it all,
they got to like talk between themselves, you know. And I know that's like a very
low bar to hit but it was so cool to see on like, you know, a mainstream show like
that. And, oh my god, we're so high. We're gonna hit a tree aren't we? Yup, into the
tree. For some reason you like don't get -- ahh, see? You don't get injured when you
land in the tree, you get injured when you like land normally. But isn't this
thing amazing? You fly so high. Okay, it also like breaks through shit, so we're
gonna try this. Yep, just straight through everything. This thing is amazing. I cannot get over it.
If you haven't been watching it, the new Doctor is Jodie Whittaker. It's the first
time they've had a woman be the doctor -- really, is this? Oh okay. I just went
through -- I just um... invisibly went through that wall. Okay oh oh, it's oh, is the
wall not there? Did I break it? But it's... what? What is happening? Oh my god, I'm so confused.
This game is so glitchy sometimes. Can I
just drive through here now? Oh yeah, okay, oh, it's still -- okay, this is bizarre. Let's
do some flips. Ahhhh. Ahhh. I love it. Oh my god. What is the little crouch she's doing?
And, yep, it hurt me -- oww. Why does it have to hurt? Well there's very little
health left on this quadcrasher, that's not good.
But yeah, she's the first woman doctor and they keep making little references where
like she'll get called ma'am and everyone, like, she'll be like, "Oh, I'm
still getting used to that," and stuff. It's just great -- it's like trans -- ahh, broke my
quadcrasher. It's like trans representation almost, cause I know she's
not like, you know, a typical trans person. She's a Time Lord who changes bodies
every few years or whatever, but it's still cool to see her be like, you know,
not being used to called ma'am, and like all that stuff. I don't know -- it's nice.
I guess I just have to use my rift if I see anyone? This thing will like pop me
into the air and then I can fly away. Ohh, ahhh! This will help me get away as well,
so I'll keep these as well. I just need a bunch of things that are gonna help me
get away, so anything that's useful for that -- just wish I knew where another
quadcrasher was. I had like a map of them before, and I need to look that up again.
Yeah basically if you're not watching the new Doctor Who, you should be
watching the new Doctor Who. It's great, and also speaking of shows, there's a new
character on Supergirl. Supergirl just came back, and ya'll
probably saw that I made a video about Supergirl a while back, and I was like
criticizing it, but also like I do like the show and so I'm still watching it, and --
and then I think I tweeted a while after that like they announced that they were
gonna have a trans superhero and I was like skeptical about it but also very
excited. They just had the first couple episodes, and I'm really liking it, and I
love the character they've brought on, Nia Nal, she's great, so far, and I
thought they did her coming out like pretty well, like I'm not gonna spoil it
for anyone who wants to watch it, but I actually like how it was handled, which I
was like really expecting it to be like super cheesy and weird, but it was
actually pretty great. Oh crap those ones are like super powerful, I would like to
not fight you. Alright let's go like hide in a house, and just, I can set one
of these spiky bois and then people can't bother me. Oh it's right next to
another zombie thing -- not zombie thing -- cube monster thing. It's not the best
place to be hiding, it's just like a very open building. Oh a bush! Perfect for
hiding. Perfect perfect perfect. Let's put on
this bush, and then I can just go be an innocent bush and no one will know the difference.
Perfect. No one will notice me here. So I'm like pretty, like, cautiously
optimistic about the trans character that they have on Supergirl, and I'm
really excited to see where it goes, and in that same universe -- in the Arrowverse,
as it's called -- on the CW, there's the Arrow, the Flash, Supergirl, and Legends of
Tomorrow, and I love Legends of Tomorrow. It's so ridiculous. The last season
finale had like a giant fluffy blue creature that was supposed to be like an
Elmo type thing -- it was like -- it was so wacky and weird and like can only happen
on that show, and I love it so much, and it's back, and the, like, trailer they
announced for it is equally as weird -- there's like magic now, and unicorns, and
I just -- if you haven't watched Legends of Tomorrow, you need to watch it. And the
like -- one of the main girls is bi and she's in a relationship with a girl in
the new season -- and in the last season as well, like towards the end of it -- and
it's so great, I love it so much. So their whole thing is like time-travel, but there's
like one episode where they go back in time and she like has sex with the Queen
of France. It's amazing. She does like -- her escapades throughout time are so great.
I just need to move like a little bit forward and hope no one sees the walking
bush. Oh crap no -- if I get hurt like a little bit, I lose the bush. Stay away
from me! I just want to be an innocent bush. Stay away! Did they leave me alone
yet? Fuck off! Just a bush in a river. No one mind me. Oh god, I hear shooting --
that's not good. How am I supposed to just be an innocent bush if these things
won't leave me alone? They're still following me -- fuck off! Can they like
climb up stuff? Can I just jump up here and be fine? Yeah go away no one wants
you. Shit, oh there's a person right there on a quadcrasher, oh I just need them to
not see me. Okay that's fine, they just drove right past. Anyways go watch
Legends of Tomorrow if you haven't yet. It's such a wacky fun show, and also if
you notice that I'm not talking about like some of the really serious stuff
that happened over the last two weeks, that's because I'm trying to keep this
show more fun, like sometimes we just need light-hearted, positive stuff in our
lives. Oh someone's shooting like right next to me. I'm afraid to turn around. I'm
gonna wait until they're shooting those zombies again, and then I'll turn around.
Oh I hear them, oh my god, oh no, I think they're like right next to me. Do they know I'm here?
Oh no they sound so close. Oh my god. I'm
so scared, but yeah there's a lot of like really serious bad stuff happening in
the world right now, and I talk about it a lot in like other forms of social
media, and in my life and stuff, and I just want to have one place where we can
have some positive light-hearted content, so I'm not trying to ignore that stuff,
I know that it's happening. Please go out and register to vote so we can do something
about it. Oh my god, they're right here, they're right here, they're right here, oh
my god. Where are they? I'm so scared right now. Sounds like they're on top. They have to
be up there, like where? What? This sounds like it's happening right next to me -- oh
my god, they're right there -- oh there's the explosions -- okay please no one notice
me. I'm so stressed, oh my god, I'm still in the circle, that's perfect. But please go
register to vote this is not the space for me to be talking about serious
things -- this is a more goofy space, but I just need you all to go vote, please.
Oh my god I'm scared to turn around. Oh, was that a person right there? Oh my god.
Oh my god, fuck off, please -- please don't see me. I'm just a bush -- an innocent bush.
Okay, while we're still -- oh my god, they're building over me, I can see the shadows.
Oh my god, I don't think they know I'm here though, but they're like right above
me. They might fall on me. Oh someone just died right there. I might have to fight
if this person comes down to get this loot. I'm gonna try to talk about some
things, but if I stop in the middle of it because I need to fight. I touched on
this briefly last time that Pokemon introduced a new pokémon called Meltan
but now they've announced its evolution, Melmetal, and it's just ripped.
They took this cute little Pokemon and just made it like jacked, and it's so
funny, I need to put a picture of it right here. I'm so scared, I can hear
their footsteps. They have to be on top of me. Are they just gonna kill me? Like,
do they know I'm here? They have to know I'm here, right? Oh my god, the tree just
exploded. I'm definitely gonna die, right? There's only three other people left, and
I'm just sitting here in a bush. I cannot move. I'm so scared. It really sounds like
they're -- oh my god -- oh they went right there in a quadcrasher -- oh my god please
pay attention to that person and not me. Oh fuck off, don't hit me, don't you dare hit
me. Oh my god -- go away, go away, go away! But in like good world news Uruguay passed a --
like a really comprehensive trans rights bill, and I don't have all the details on
it -- oh my god the circle's a little bit over there -- but it seems like really
great. Uruguay's doing -- like has made leaps and bounds in terms of trans
rights, and it's really amazing, and it's sad to see while we're like having our
rights stripped away in the US, but like I'm really happy for all the trans
people in Uruguay, like I'm sure they were fighting really hard for that, and
that's like so amazing for them. I just need that to spread to some
other countries please. But that's just really great exciting news. It's
good to see that there is progress happening in the world, and that like
there are places that are figuring this out, you know, so congratulations, Uruguay.
We're still okay, the storm's gonna start moving in a second, so I'm gonna
have to run, but I still don't think anyone knows I'm down here. I might be
able to use these grenades and this rift to stay safe I just need to run straight.
Oh my god people are exploding all around me, this is scary. Alright I gotta
look up. I gotta look up. Yep, they're right there.
Storm's coming. Okay. Oh my god, this person right there!
*gunshots*
Wahhhh!!! No no no no no!
Oh no, I got exploded!
I was really -- I was gonna rift out of there as soon as I could.
I was second. There was only one other person. Damn, I could have won that. Oh, I
didn't know they were like right there. I was just gonna get the rocket launcher,
rift out, no, couldn't do it. Oh my god, well good game. At least we made it
towards the end this time, instead of dying a bunch. Next episode that's when
we're gonna get first. The bush worked perfectly, I just need to find another
bush. And then we can hide out for the whole thing. So the last thing I want to leave
you with is this really cute video of an otter, I'm just gonna play it over top of
me for a second.
*cute otter noises*
Is that not the cutest shit you've seen in your entire life?
I just -- I love animals -- I love cute otter noises. Well yeah hopefully next time I
can do better than that. We were so close, we were second, we were like right there.
But that's all I had for you today for this episode of Fortnitely News, so
thank you so much for watching, and I'll see you next time.