The Three Little Raptors and the Big Bad Rex!
Once upon a time in a distant jungle
there lived three velociraptors. Tiny, Whiny and Spiny.
While gathering tasty melons they were happened upon by a big bad
Tyrannosaurus Rex. "You have just been happened upon... by me!"
Wasting no time the raptors quickly ran to their home a pile of vines.
"Get back here!"
"He'll never find us in here!" said Tiny raptor.
"Shh! He'll hear you!" said Whiny raptor.
"Piece of cake!" said Spiny raptor.
But the t-rex followed their footprints and he found them!
He roared, "Little raptors, little raptors, let me inside!"
"Not by scales of our scaly hides!"
"Then I'll bonk down your house and I'll give you a fright!" ...smash!...
"Roar!" And the Raptors ran ... and ran... and ran ...
"Ahhh!" .... heavy footsteps following ...
The running raptors, rapidly ran, to a new hideout. A hut made of bamboo.
"That guy can't get us in here" "What guy?"
"That guy!"
And so it happened all over again!
"Little raptors, little raptors, let me inside!"
"Not by the scales of my scaly hide!"
"Then I'll bonk down your house and I'll give you a fright!"
The bamboo hut was stronger. So it took a lot more effort but finally it fell.
... SMASH ... "Ahhh!"
And once again the running raptors, rapidly ran, to a new hideout.
This time it was a cave at the bottom of a mountain!
"He'll never ever fit inside here!"
"And the cave is too strong for him to bonk!"
"Gee... I don't know Tiny!"
"Like I told you guys... Piece of cake!"
"Ge ready guys!"
"Little raptors, little raptors, let me inside!"
"Not by the scales of my scaly hide!"
"Then I'll bonk down your house and I'll give you a fright!"
... BONK... But the cave was too strong!
And T-Rex could not bonk their new home down.
He finally gave up after three long days.
"I have a headache!"
And then he looked up to the sky.
"Oh... Hey! What's that?"
T-Rex found what looked like another way into the cave!
A big opening. He climbed... and climbed... and climbed...
He could hear the raptors talking from the opening at the top of the mountain.
Without delay he jumped down into the opening
But... there was a problem. The mountain was more than a mountain.
It was a volcano with red, hot lava inside!
"Ouch! Much hot! Much sad! Very ouch!"
He landed in a big swamp. ...SPLASH...
"Little raptors, little raptors, let... me... in..."
And so the three little raptors had found a safe home.
They later made friends with T-Rex.
He even showed up for birthdays and cookouts.
And they all lived happily.
Until...
"Until the next episode! Raw!"