-Guys, it's Friday, and that's usually when I write
my weekly thank-you notes.
I was wondering if I could do that right now.
Do you guys mind? -Yeah.
-We do. -Yes.
-We don't. -We do. We do.
-No, we don't. -We do!
-So, can I can some thank-you note writing music,
please, Frannie?
[ Piano plays tender tune ]
Oh, perfect.
First picture, please.
Thank you, Oscar pools, March Madness brackets,
and my taxes, for being the three times a year
I fill out paperwork solely through guessing.
♪♪
One more time, Fran.
♪♪ Thank you, Michelle Obama,
for debuting your new Netflix show,
"Waffles & Mochi," this week.
And tune in next week
for Melania Trump's new Netflix show,
"Waffles & Mochi."
[ Laughing ] ♪♪
-You forgot about the picture.
-Oh, yeah. Show the next.
Yeah, that was "Waffles & Mochi."
Thank you. Good job, Winnie.
♪♪
Thank you, Frannie. Twice, even.
♪♪
-Frannie -- -Thank you,
new study that three feet of distance is enough
to keep students safe, but to be extra safe,
all first graders are still advised
to get a cootie shot.
-What's a cootie shot?
-[ Laughs ]
-[ Puffs ]
[ Laughter ]
Thank you. Go, Winnie.
Go, Frannie.
-I did this.
-Do one more, Winnie.
♪♪
Thank you, the president's Help is Here" tour,
or, as most people are calling it,
"Biden Better Have My Money."
[ Laughs ] That's a song.
Based off a song.
Frannie. Having fun?
♪♪
Thank you -- Go, Win.
-Go? Wait, what? -Yeah, you can tap.
Thank you, ribbons,
or, as I like to call you,
balloon leashes.
♪♪
Lost Frannie.
Thank you, new Heinz condiments --
go, Winnie --
Hanch, Wasabioli, and Tarchup,
for sounding like the name of Iceland's
number-one personal injury firm.
Oh, injury law firm.
I was distracted by the silence.
-[ Laughs ] -You good?
Thank you, pogo sticks,
for being -- Frannie, still helping?
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
Tap, tap, tap, tap.
That's a little dig.
-Yep. -That's very Frannie, yep.
-Thank you, pogo sticks, for being
jackhammers that just want to have fun.
-[ Vocalizing ] ♪♪
[ Laughs ] ♪♪
[ Laughter ] ♪♪
Go, Winnie.
Thank you, puzzles, for being
the slowest way possible
to download a picture.
[ Thrumming music joins piano tune ]
[ Laughs ] -What are you doing?
[ Laughing ]
-Stop.
-Just --
-Thank you, hot chocolate fanatics --
[ Laughter ] Go, Winnie.
hot chocolate fanatics, or, as I like to call you,
cocoa nuts.
♪♪
[ Chuckle ]
Final -- last one.
Winnie, last one.
[ Piano plays tender tune ] There you go.
-What? -Yeah.
-This one? -Yeah, perfect.
Thank you, salad,
for not being called "wet leaves."
There you have it, everybody.
[ Laughing ] Those are my thank-you notes.
Thank you so much to my helpers.
We'll be right back with more "Tonight Show," everybody.
♪♪