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host Jarred Bronstein and today we’ll be exploring the very intriguing question of
What If SCP-3166 Was Real?
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So SCP-3166.
What is it?
Who is it a threat to?
And how do we stop it?
Well we’re going to answer all that and more here for you on LBQ, so let’s get to
it.
So I’m sure you all know who Garfield is, but for those of you that don’t, first off,
my condolences.
Do yourself the favour and look him up.
But in a quick summary, he’s a grumpy cat who hates monday’s, loves lasagna and pizza,
and doesn’t seem to enjoy much other than eating.
There are other characters, such as his owner Jon Arbuckle and his pet dog Odie, whom is
usually the blunt of Garfield’s antics.
All in all, Garfield is a classic comic strip with harmless humour.
And that is what SCP-3166 is based on.
Garfield.
But SCP-3166 is a more demonic version of Garfield.
In relationship with a creepy pasta, we’ll be calling SCP-3166 Gorefield.
Upon further research on both Creepy Pasta and of course the SCP Foundation website,
Gorefield is quite a violent monster.
Standing at approximately 2.1 meters in height, or 6 feet 9 inches, Gorefield is known to
be manifested when the Garfield media franchise is performing poorly.
Gorefield is described to be, according to the SCP foundation website, crudely-made costume
of the character Garfield, which field inspection has shown to be composed of legitimate cat
fur.
However unlike Garfield, or any cat, really, it’s entire innards is made up of lasagna.
When Gorefield is manifested, it seems to appear within the vicinity of it’s target.
These targets can be any of the following.
Anyone who is involved in creating rivalling media in regards to the Garfield franchise,
those who used to be involved with the production of the Garfield comic strip, anyone who is
involved with parodies of the Garfield franchise, critics of the Garfield franchise, and of
course, Garfield creator, Jim Davis.
When Gorefield does reach it’s intended target, it will cause harm upon them with
blunt force trauma, using nearby objects, and will force feed it’s victim lasagna,
obtained from self-disembowelment.
And for those of you that don’t understand, well, Gorefield will kill it’s targets by
hitting them using near by objects, and by stuffing lasagna down their throats, which
is obtained by cutting it’s own stomach open and taking its insides out.
The only way to stop this from happening, is by baiting Gorefield with frozen lasagna.
Upon seeing the frozen treat, Gorefield will immediately take it’s focus off of attacking
it’s original target, and will make it’s new goal consuming the lasagna.
But following the consumption of said lasagna, Gorefield gets right back to its initial goal,
terminating the original target.
The manifestation of Gorefield initially happened on October 23rd, 1989 in the Chicago offices
of United Media, where Garfield comics were published at the time.
For the next week, Gorefield would manifest in different United Media offices across the
country, ending on October 29th, 1989.
And that’s all the information we know about this beast, Gorefield, also known as SCP-3166.
So what would life be like if Gorefield, or SCP-3166, was indeed real?
If you don’t speak poorly about Garfield are you then considered safe?
Not quite.
Unfortunately, Gorefield has no remorse whatsoever when it comes to the human race and those
it attacks.
It will kill and destroy anyone and anything that stands in it’s way of the mission.
Aside from this, if you’re simply within it’s vicinity, it will attack you, en route
to finding it’s initial target.
And being a demonic entity, it seems, as previously mentioned, there is no real capturing of this
creature.
It’s manifested and demanifested.
Even if it’s caught and locked up, it can then disappear, and reappear elsewhere.
Of course, this leads to the very scary realization, that no one is necessarily safe.
If you talk poorly of Garfield, you could be at risk.
If you used to work there, you’re at risk.
And if you currently work for Andrews McMeel Syndication, which was formally Universal
Uclick, who now owns the rights to Garfield, you could also be at risk.
Now you may be thinking, well I don’t know anyone who works there.
I don’t watch Garfield, nor do I care to talk poorly about it.
Surely, I wouldn’t be a target?
You see it’s not that simple.
Say Gorefield’s target is an employee of the new company that owns it’s right.
Say that said employee is out for dinner one night, and you just so happen to be at the
same restaurant.
Well, you could very well be at risk of being attacked by Gorefield.
And unfortunately it truly is as scary as that.
Being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
So if this evil entity really were a true threat to the world, well unfortunately there
wouldn’t be much that we could do.
Of course the notion of us all carrying frozen lasagna as a form of self defense woulds seem
quite silly.
But it may be our best bet.
Imagine that, people all over the world, carrying frozen lasagna in their pockets, just in case
the evil being that is Gorefield tries to attack them.
That’d be the day.
Of course, being the curious is in our nature as humans.
Which means, government officials may even try to deliberately summon this entity to
see how to control it.
How to combat it.
And in general, try to understand it.
Of course, this would lead to the death of many.
Someone would have to summon Gorefield by speaking poorly in the name of the Garfield
franchise.
Of course, with no way of combating it’s powers, that said person would ultimately
be a sacrifice.
Who know’s how many times this would be down, and how much money would be spent on
research trying to understand an entity we may very well never fully be capable of understanding.
Aside from the unnecessary loss of life and millions of dollars spent, ultimately, we’d
all be at risk of falling victim to Gorefield, also known as SCP-3166.
Thankfully, Gorfeield is simply a figment of imagination.
At least, I hope so, otherwise I’m not safe.
And if this is in fact the last video you ever hear me on, let’s end it on a good
note with a handful of comments I can reply to.
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