A barbecue in there.
There's a washer and dryer.
I don't want to get overexcited about it.
When I do that, I tend to overpay.
Nice unit.
Ooh, this will fill the truck a couple of times over.
Sanders, compressors, handheld tools, wire.
This room right here is a gold mine.
All right, if you're almost ready to go,
I'm almost ready to go. And here we go.
And how much money where? Give me five.
What about $5,000? You can give 4,000.
Two.
I got 2,000 there.
What about 25 now?
No, not thousand, though.
No, no.
DAN DOTSON: 21.
Woo, I was bidding $200.
That would have been a hell of a trip to the ATM.
- What about 22? - Yeah.
21. Two now three.
I got 22.
Three, three.
[auctioneer chant] 23. Thank you, ma'am.
Anybody bid 24? Now five.
24. Anybody bid 25, ma'am?
Yeah. DAN DOTSON: 25, you're out.
I got 25 there.
25.
What about 26 now? 26?
Yeah.
DAN DOTSON: 27.
27, ma'am?
What about 27 right there.
28.
29, ma'am.
29.
Right, I got you.
2,900 going once.
I got 2,800 going twice. $2,900.
Last and final call at 2,900.
All in all through, all through, all done.
Gotta go.
Guess what, and I sold it your way, $2,800.
Darrell, lock it up.
DARRELL SHEETS: Nobody eats the pants at the dance but me.
Should we just roll it over to the trailer?
I paid $2,800 for a big tool locker,
and I brought one of my own--
Brando.
Got probably $100 worth of stuff right here for sure.
This little pancake compressor right here--
$150.
Nice table-- $20.
There's a joiner.
There's $75 right there.
Nice.
Oh, nice.
Two stroke.
It's $100 right there.
Shovels and stuff over here.
I've got $100.
A Makita planer.
That right there's probably were $200, Brando.
Here's another little $40 saw right there.
Man, this little locker just keeps giving.
Table saw here.
Here's another $100.
There's follow probably $75 worth of concrete tools,
too, right here.
I get $125 for every one of these welding sets I ever get.
More welding gear.
Woohoo!
They're together.
That's $200.
Here's a nice little $200 toy.
Think so?
Yeah.
Washer and dryer's $250.
What do you think all these old windows are worth?
A decent vinyl window this size can go for just $230.
So it's safe to say we've got $800 worth of windows here?
Minimum.
Oh, sweet.
Look at that.
It's a woodturning lathe.
That thing's worth about $800 brand-new in the box like that.
Here we go now.
Hey, now.
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
Ooh, yeah.
What is that?
I don't know.
This is some weird gadgetry or something.
Event counter?
It's an kilovolts.
As in "will kill you."
Just be careful of that tubing there.
"Danger high voltage."
Oh, bend over.
I know where this goes.
DARRELL SHEETS: If Brandon wants one penny of his inheritance,
that thing better not go anywhere near my assets.
You know what, Brandon?
Let's be honest.
We're not even halfway through this.
There's probably another grand in here.
Set this aside.
This thing could be worth a few hundred bucks
just because it's strange.
Well, this might be the place right here, Brando.
We're meeting the engineers at Sage Analytical Lab
to see what our little electric box does.
Let's open her right up.
Some type of an anti-electric static
prostate checker or something.
Well, you got one word right.
This is an electrostatic discharge machine, ESD.
It's pretty common in our world.
It's used for zapping different electronics.
So the whole purpose of this is
a company will design a product, a phone,
a computer, whatever it is.
And then it's like you rub yourself on the carpet,
and a spark happens.
That could kill the product.
So this simulates that.
So basically you get to shock stuff and see
if it still works afterwards.
- Absolutely. - Yes.
OK.
So the world relies on you two nerds sitting in here--
That's it.
Blowing stuff up.
Yeah, that's our job.
Unbelievable.
All I care about really is what's it worth.
Well, the good thing is, is that it's in pretty good shape.
You know, it's not all beat up.
You can probably fetch $1,000 for it.
$1,000.
Nice, $1,000.
I'll take it.
The problem is, you're going to need to have this calibrated
and make sure it's in working order.
As it is, maybe $200.00
Dude, you just took me from $1,000 to $200.
Fortunately, it's got to be precise in our world.
You can't just stab it and hope it does its job.
DARRELL SHEETS: I guess we have different ways
of doing business.
And $200 is $200 more than we had a minute ago.
You're the only two guys I've ever called nerds
and you got even happier.