hello I'm Janelle and I live in a van with my pet snake
Alfredo, okay so I actually forgot Alfredo at home but I swear there's
gonna be like a snake a fake snake right here insert fake snake... (poof fake photoshopped snake) okay great okay
but seriously you're probably wondering how does one live in a van what is van
like really like and what are the ways you can be more like Janelle Eliana I
love her videos she is so real and so fun this is not making fun of her in any
way but these are the 21 ways to be just like Janelle and I'm gonna have a little
fun with it and please share it so that she sees it cuz I want her to see it and
I hope she loves it as much as I do I'm actually renting this blue VW
vintage van and I was thinking okay this is kind of just like Janelle so I'm
gonna give you a mini van tour tell you how I shower just like she does in these
21 ways to be like Janelle, channel your inner Jenna starting now.
Step one is to secure a cute blue van now it doesn't have to be in 1995
Ventura Explorer it can also be a VW vintage bus so cute that's all that
matters if it runs who cares as long as it's cute. 2. Insert fake snake okay great.
Step three is to stock up on all the weird quirky things and just keep it in
your van like Cholula sauce don't worry it's in the glove compartment oh you
need a rubber ducky got it right in the door if it feels like there's not enough
food in your fridge, don't worry because step five is to eat
out a lot I get to take myself out on dates all the time whenever I want like
for example my favorite food which is Pizza. Step six
eat all the pizza you want and next you're probably wondering where do I
shower and instead of going through a whole video pretending that I shower
here in this van the truth is I go to the gym I shower at the gym that is how
you Janell a shower in a van just go to the gym!
Very important wasp repellant I have had a number of unfortunate incidents with
wasps taking my sandwiches I don't appreciate if they invite seven of their
friends uh uh no thank you, that is why you need a wasp repellent oh
you're welcome!
Go thrift store shopping even though your closet is very tiny and there's
literally no room got a go through store shopping. Cut your own hair. Next make
sure you make a viral video about a van and then resign from your nine-to-five
job and then you practice yoga to keep yourself loosey goosey so that your
videos are even better!
Journaling and self-discovery this is so important because Janelle is totally in
tune and reflective of each year which I totally appreciate and I... gotta you know
I even got a pen that says bust-a-move how perfect is both I don't know it's
the vibe it's her and the last step of course is just be yourself I think that
is why she is so successful and so awesome is that she's just truly herself
and she has fun with it and she keeps all those things that some people edit
out like their mess ups or whatever and her quirkiness she keeps that in the
videos and that's what keeps it real I hope you enjoyed this if you enjoyed
this video please please please share it with friends click that subscribe button
and yeah can we get this video to go viral that'd be kind of cool and please
let Janelle know share it with her as always say get some new adventures and
I'll see you next time bye! (Bloopers...) "are the post-its behind me or is it okay
cover them
okay now that looks okay I'm Jen I mean Jenelle and I live in a van with
my pet snake Alfredo (insert fake photoshopped alfredo pasta) ;)