I’m an immortal god, but before I became a god, I made some mistakes along the way.
If I had a little more life experience early on, I probably could’ve avoided a lot of
them.
But since you’re my disciple, I’m here to bestow upon you the knowledge I wish I
had when I was in my 20s.
Ready?
Let’s not waste anymore time.
#1 Eating too many carbs in the morning KILLS your energy
If you’ve never been to space before, then you probably didn’t know that I’m often
referred to as The Breakfast God.
I fucking love eating breakfast.
It’s my favorite meal of the day and it always has been.
However, I used to go totally overkill with it.
My breakfast would basically consist of me clobbering down carbs like breads, cereals,
and everything else you can think of.
This didn’t seem to be a problem for me when I was younger and still in school because
I’d end up just going to classes and falling asleep anyways because I wasn’t getting
enough sleep.
However, once I wasn’t in school anymore and go to work, I noticed that I’d always
feel super tired and fatigued after eating.
I’d wake up, make breakfast, slam it down, and then suddenly be ready for bed again.
It was a shitty cycle.
But little did I know, I was overloading on carbs and that my crazy ‘carb-dulgence’
was slashing my energy levels.
All it took was for me to cut out most of my carbs in the morning for my energy to stay
more constant and to avoid the post breakfast hibernation I used to go through.
So if you find your energy levels are low in the morning, especially after you eat,
I’d suggest going easy on the Cap’n Crunch and croissants.
#2 Girls aren’t as scary as you think.
Girls are typically a heavy focus of any young 20 year old guy’s life, but for most guys,
it consists of standing from the corner and pointing out the hot girls at the bar or party
as opposed to just manning up and doing the thing you’re supposed to which is approach
them.
In fact, girls are just as interested if not, MORE interested, in meeting and dating guys,
but they’re just as awkward and uncomfortable as you are about it, and don’t know how
to go about it.
You ever see those rare instances where a girl tries gaming a guy?
It’s a fucking trainwreck haha.
Girls are even worse at game than guys are.
But the reality is this, in today’s world, guys are expected to go out and make the first
move and lead the interaction, so it’s on you to nut up and do it.
All you need to realize is that there is literally no downside to approaching girls.
Yeah there might be some awkwardness or uncomfortable situations but they’re not gonna kill you,
so what is there to be afraid of?
In fact, for every girl you don’t approach you miss out on potentially the opportunity
of a lifetime, and you train your brain to be soft and weak.
Do you want to be soft and weak?
Or do you want to conquer your fears?
The choice is up to you.
And you have to make the choice every time a girl you’re interested in walks by.
You very well may be letting the girl of your dreams walk by and forever miss your chance
with her.
#3 Having a skincare routine makes for healthier, clearer, skin that will look godly even as
you age.
Now since I’m an immortal god, aging well is important to me.
Between you and me, I’ve seen some gods that don’t look as good as me.
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#4 Statistically speaking, nobody can last on less than 7 hours of sleep.
And if they tell you they can, they don’t know what they’re talking about.
As you guys know, I’m extremely serious about my health as a god.
And let me tell you, in all of my research across the universe, it’s been proven by
the world’s best scientists, that basically less than 1% of the population is capable
of sleeping less than 7 hours and still functioning at their best.
Sleep is crucial to your health and ability to succeed at anything you do.
It gives your mind and body the ability to rest and recharge to take on the tasks of
the next day.
Anybody that tells you they can sleep less than that consistently, and still function
at their best, doesn’t know what they’re talking about.
Don’t cut corners on your sleep.
I can’t emphasize enough how important it is, to even a God like me.
#5 Most of what you learn in school doesn’t apply to the real world.
If there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that experience typically provides the most
learning and growth.
It has the most direct impact on your life and is always relevant to you.
School on the other hand typically fills your head with outdated knowledge that isn’t
practical and doesn’t apply to the real world.
Point being, don’t overvalue the importance of education and make sure you focus on getting
as many experiences as possible.
#6 Whatever bullshit drama is currently going on between you and your friends, doesn’t
matter.
When you’re young, drama between your friends seems like it’s the end of the world.
Well newsflash, it isn’t.
Chances are, whatever nonsense thing you guys are pissed off about, won’t matter 3 days
from now, 3 months from now, or 3 years from now.
The world ending thing that’s ruining your day right now, won’t matter, and even better,
you probably won’t even remember it.
Understanding this, and having that perspective is one of the most important things I’ve
learned and wish I knew when I was a younger God.
Now that you know, don’t make the same mistake I did.
In fact, don’t make any of these 6 mistakes I made when I was in my 20s.
Here’s a quick summary:
Eating too many carbs in the morning sucks your energy
Girls aren’t as scary as you think Sleeping less than 7 hours is for dumb people
Having a skincare routine will make you age like a god, like me
Most of what you learn in school won’t apply to the real world
And the nonsense drama happening in your life right now probably won’t matter
Now that you’ve heard the ‘God-spel’, go forth in peace, and before you go forth
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Zeus out.