- Hydraulic presses can squish anything!
Which is why it was done by professionals!
- Safety!
- First up, we got the big behemoth versus a bunch of paper.
Does it just like cut a hole in the middle of it?
Nope. It bends it.
That satisfying.
- It's making a book!
What if it just comes out and it's got words all over it?
- What's the objective here?
- They're seeing what it takes to cut it in half
and now they're trying this pointy thing.
- Okay.
- Which I feel like this is gonna work. Yeah.
That exploded.
- That did explode.
- They got halfway through though.
It's better than anything else so far- A ball?
- Two balls! It must be a male.
- You're busting my balls man.
- All right, it doesn't look like the balls are busted.
You know, technically a tire
is a lot like a hydraulic press.
The tire kinda like squeezes the ground.
- I... - Just watch.
- Whoa! I thought it hit me in the face
but it was just hitting the camera. That was crazy.
- Science.
All right, matches. Do they light?
- Whoa! - Oh, they do!
- That's so cool.
- That was great.
- I'm just sad. Look at those matches that'll never get lit.
- So beautiful.
I'm crying because of its beauty,
not because I have allergies.
- This is a beautiful blurry slow-mo. I like this.
Yo, the matches was cool, but this is a clown car.
I hope they made sure there wasn't like 50 clowns in there.
- Oh my gosh.
- No Herbie!
- The tires are what's keeping it up. That's really cool.
- It's like, it's trying to resist.
- How do they just make machines that can just-
- Eat cars?
- Yeah. This is Iron Giant's worst nightmare.
Iron Giant's just walking and he accidentally steps on that.
- I used to be scared of the "Iron Giant".
- He just grabbed the bus.
Is this how they get the "Fortnite" bus in the air?
Does he just fling it?
Oh, nope, he just keeps destroying it.
- No, all the "Fortnite" kids.
Yeah, using large machinery to destroy things,
is just a kind of therapy that no one understands.
Makes all the loud noises be quiet.
- I think he has issues.
If this happens to your bus, it's not okay.
- Did they make all the kids get off the bus
and they were like no school today!
This reminds me of that time where we tried to see
if a magnet could stop a car
when we went to a junkyard and then we didn't upload it.
- Yep. So we have another car here.
- It's gonna make it flat.
- Ooh. Do we get to see pancake car?
- Pancake car.
- Pancake car. Pancake car.
Pancake car. Pancake car.
Pancake car.
- Pancake car!
- That's more like watermelon car.
Wow, wait, those things are actually real?
I thought those were just in video game.
Like when they just stack up a bunch of smooshed cars.
- They're pushing half a house.
- You can just push a house over like that?
- If you need people to push houses over-
- We got you. - I'll do it.
You don't have to pay me.
Let me know where I gotta be to push a house over.
- So what if you stood right there where that door falls...
- And it like...
- Landed on you? Yeah, like in the cartoon.
But seriously, I want to become
a full-time house pusher over.
Like if I could get paid to do that.
- Seems like a lucrative business.
I thought that was a squirrel falling, but it's just debris.
- Yo. Is that how they make pizzas?
Does that not look like a pizza?
- No, it looks like smooshed cheese puffs.
You're on some different stuff today.
- I'm cheese puff blind.
- Yo, it's a hydro flask.
- Oh, this is gonna be-
- Now it's a hydro flat.
- Wait for it. Wait for it.
Wait, wait, wait for it. Wait for it.
- Don't say my joke. That's my joke.
- Now it's a plate because it was, it was flat.
- I just don't even know you anymore.
- What?
Oh 'cause hydro flats funnier.
Comment which is funnier.
- Mine was funnier.
Hey, sticky notes. Whoa!
- More like confetti. 10 lighters.
Oh, they're gonna blow up.
- That looks dangerous. You probably shouldn't breathe that.
- He wasn't even wearing gloves.
This is why you shouldn't smoke kids. That's your lungs.
- It can just eat nails?
It's like that guy in "SpongeBob".
- Poor machine.
We're always thinking like, wow, this looks cool.
But have we ever stopped for a second
and just wondered how does the machine feel?
- They don't feel, they're machines.
- Oh, well then next clip.
Guess how many paper will stop the shredder?
- I hope it doesn't go two, three, four. 20, oh.
- 20 Didn't even put up a fight.
Let's see if 100 does, does 100 put up a fight? Nope.
- It's just...
- Does 1,000? - 200.
- Oh, sorry.
- So this isn't Mr. Beast,
Mr. Beast would've already been to 1,000.
- He took it up slow- Oh!
So it takes less paper to stop this machine
than it takes to stop a bullet.
- We found that out.
- Yes. Play the clip.
Oh, what? It's about to explode.
It's about to erupt or just ooze.
- Ew!
- Is that a jawbreaker?
- Yeah. "Ed, Edd n Eddye" type.
- So if you eat that jawbreaker,
all that liquid's going in- That's a lot of calories.
- Yeah. Oh no, he set his background on fire! Ah!
- Can you just pick a lock like this?
- That's not really picking, that's more like burning.
Yo, it's dripping! Yo! Shesh! It got drip!
- All right here, you take over, I'm gonna go rob a house.
- Hey, you already did that video. Chandler's parents house,
you threw a brick through the window?
- Here's a rock, Chandler smash that window!
- But it was okay 'cause we left $50,000.
- I'm back from robbing a house.
- Ah, my laptop, my brand new laptop!
It can't even do a laptop, yo, get a better shredder.
There was one that shredded a car
and this one can't even shred a laptop. Wow.
- This is the beta version. Anyways, next clip.
- Yo!
- What is that?
- It's a machine that's gone loose
and they're trying to battle it.
- Yo, he just threw a bag of sand at it.
- Yeah, this looks like a "Genshin Impact" fight.
He made it more deadly!
- Oh. - Oh wait, he stopped it!
- How many men does it take to stop that machine?
I don't know because a Lamborghini just got ride over.
- And now spaghetti!
Yo! It's one of those machines!
- Oh it's again! It's the same thing.
Yo, here's my hypothesis.
We all know AI's eventually gonna take over the world.
What if this is AI just testing?
- I don't think there's any AI in that machine.
- No, like artificial intelligence
is like occasionally letting those things loosen
and they're just like, how do humans react?
- Against a rogue robot?
- Yeah. Yeah.
Look how terrified they are.
Oh! Oh! It's taking the tarp!
Yo, why did, dude, that guy could've just held the tarp.
- It seems faster now, why does it seem faster?
- The tarp aided it.
- This scares me. This gives me anxiety. Ah!
This makes me so nervous for no reason.
- I know, well, it should.
- Well there's the reason, right there.
It ate it. - It did.
All right, blade versus crusher.
- Oh!
- Actually blade versus camera, I lied.
- When we say not to do this at home, this is why.
That could've been his hand and he tries again.
Did he learn nothing?
Oh! - Dude,
it just has a thing for the camera.
That's illegal.
- Call the police! Well it's illegal here.
- In America, it's illegal to just like destroy money.
Is it illegal in Europe?
- Wow, I think it's time for it to melt.
Cheetos, you mentioned Cheetos earlier.
- I did, play the clip.
Yo, is that how they make pizzas?
- You manifested Cheetos.
- Pizza!
- Why!? - It's on!
- Why!?
- No way, does he just drop it?
- It's not gonna work, we already saw this one not do good.
- Look like dude, he dropped it and then ran.
- It's just wiggling on it.
- It's like, "I don't wanna be here".
- He's like, "Oh great, I have to touch it again".
- How did the batteries not explode?
I'm a little concerned by how slow he moves away.
He's just like, "Yeah, this is a normal thing".
- I mean, he's probably done it so much he's used to it.
- Dude, there's a freaking killer blade right there.
- Get your finger away from it, man, that was close.
- You actually kinda scared me, I was like, wait, what?
Ooh. Pop!
Aw.
- It didn't pop.
- That was lame.
- Whoa!
- All right, this one's gonna be cool.
- This is probably easy to do
'cause there's so many DVDs just lying around.
- Yeah, but here's the thing. If you just, you know,
once he lifts it up, if you just blew on it, it would work.
- Eggs!
- Is that the crunch you wanted? That was disgusting.
- That was really-
- I'm gonna get that off your screen.
- Oh no! Axe body spray!
All the 12 year old boys in the comments are gonna be mad!
- Remember when our friend threw that Axe spray
into the fire that one time?
- It blew a hole in the bottom of my fire pit.
- Good times. - Good times.
Hey, I'm a big fan of Pepsi. If they pay us.
- I'm a big fan of anything if they pay us. Oh.
- Whoa! 50 Knives!?
Those aren't scalpels, those are box cutters.
- Oh my gosh, they're flying out.
- That's so dangerous.
Oh, we got another shot 'cause if one wasn't enough.
- Well, wait a minute.
If we go back, do you see a camera here?
- I think that hole probably.
- Oh nevermind.
- Hey look, it's a car.
It's probably gonna be okay, right?
- No, it's a car pancake, car pancake, car pancake.
Candy am.
- Remember when Tide Pods were such a huge thing
and now nobody cares anymore?
- Just like us.
Oh, I love when it like misses it,
that's what I was gonna say.
He put a brick in.
- Leave it to a BMW driver.
- Why's he going so slow?
- 'Cause he messed up the first time.
Hey! He crushed the brick!
We thought we would only get watermelon
but we got a little brick action too.
- Wait, is he robbing the store? No way.
No way he's actually robbing the store.
All right here, you take over, I'm gonna go rob a house.
- No way!
- Oh, is that the safe?
- Yo!
- Hurry up before the cops get here man.
- You should've got a truck, not a...
They cut a hole in the top of it!
- Dude, does he just leave the machine there?
So the cops are just not gonna be able to trace
that machine back to them?
This is epic and you wanna know what else is epic?
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