top 10 hottest female superheroes PART 3
TOP 10.
HOTTEST FEMALE.
SUPER.
HEROES.
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Part 3.
Hey guys, welcome back to top 10 nerd.
I’m Kelly Paoli, your friendly neighbourhood host, and today, we’re visiting a list that
you guys have been REAL into.
Wonder why.
This time around, we’re taking a look at a few heroines who don’t initially come
to mind when you’re like YO whose the hottest babe gracing the panels of my favourite comics?
Cause, well, we already talked about those.
Part 1 and 2.
Hence the three on the video.
But y’all figured that out anyway.
That being said, let’s jump in!
10 Dazzler While Dazzler’s ability to super hero - yes,
I made that a verb, don’t hate - has always been a bit of a laughing stock, if we throw
the bad publicity stunts and roller blades aside and look at the human she is, well,
we’d all really appreciate one of her finer qualities - the fact that she’s super hot.
And knows how to bust a move.
If Dazzler was just a regular ol human with no powers and didn’t live amongst other
superheroes, I’m fairly certain her charm and dance abilities would put her on many
more peoples’ radars.
Just saying.
9 Wolfsbane A little edginess never hurt anyone.
With the ability to transform into a wolf or a werewolf, Wolfsbane is definitely a character
that may not immediately come to mind when thinking of hottest female superheroes.
But this Scottish mutant shouldn’t be disregarded - she was part of the original new mutants,
where Cypher, her boyfriend during that time, takes a bullet for her to save her.
While she does lycanthropy, it is rooted in the mutant x-gene rather than originating
from a magical source.
Oh, and she had a biker phase.
8 Rogue How the hell have we not talked about Rogue
on this series yet?
Damnit guys.
I’m sorry.
Are we dropping the ball?
Better late than never?
Anyway, self deprecating aside, let’s take a look at Rogue.
She’s awesome.
She has a smoking hot relationship with one of Marvel’s other most fantasized over male
heroes, Gambit.
They’re like walking sex.
Aside from aesthetics, she’s definitely not someone you want to mess with, especially
considering her absorption powers via her touch.
7 Mera So we talked a little bit about Mera on one
of our other hottest-something-objectifying-all-the-heroes-regardless-of-their-genders list, and it’s about time she made this
list.
She’s the former queen of dimension aqua, she’s got one of the best romantic relationships
in comics with Aquaman, and she can form hard water objects.
Also, Amber Heard.
As Mera.
Yep.
Pretty great.
6 Ms Marvel (Kamala Khan) Kamala is a character that’s pretty damn
awesome thats beloved by many.
Fairly new to the marvel universe, Kamala first appeared in 2013, and is a pakistani-american
born in Jersey City.
She assumed the mantle of ms marvel after Carol Danvers became Captain Marvel.
She discovers she has inhuman genes, and finds herself struggling while she navigates young
adulthood while being a superhero.
And, worth noting, the first volume of her series won the Hugo Award for best graphic
story in 2015.
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Kamala_Khan_(Earth-616)
5 Spider Woman When you hear spider woman’s name, what
may come to mind to some of you is that ridiculous cover where her body’s proportions make
zero sense, and just ooze curves.THE HUMAN BODY DOES NOT MOVE THAT WAY.
Stupid cover aside though, she’s super hot.
Looking specifically at Jessica Drew here, she first appeared in 1977, and even though
she was killed and replaced by other women who took up the mantle, she had longevity
as a character, and returned in the New Avengers, and later got her second self titled limited
series.
That would later evolve into an ongoing one that was cut short due to Secret Wars, but
has been relaunched since.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Woman_(Jessica_Drew)
4 Elektra Created by Frank Miller in 1981, Elektra is
undeniably a total bad ass.
Master assassin.
Master martial artist.
Killed a bunch of dudes who tried to assault her when she was 9.
She’s a bit of an anti-hero, having previously sided with the Hand, and after dying and being
resurrected and enduring some good ol mystical fun times, worked with SHIELD for a bit, and
a whole lot more that we won’t get into right now.
But long story short, this olympic level athlete who also happens to be a low level telepathic
is overall quite impressive.
Plus, have you seen her on Netflix’s Daredevil.
Yeah.
Damn.
3 Medusa A product of the silver age, Medusa first
hit the scene in 1965, created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.
She’s a thief, has prehensile hair, and all of the fun superhuman enhanced abilities
- strength, speed, stamina, the whole 9 yards.
Medusa is inhuman royalty, and those red locks of hers are nothing short of majestic.
Each strand of her hair has greater tensile strength, elasticity and resistance than an
iron wire of the same thickness, and she can animate her hair to move however she pleases.
How useful.
2 Silk Spectre 2 For clarification here, we’re talking Laurie
not Sally.
And while Sally has a very important history in the context of the Watchmen narrative,
which very much involves her being quite the sex symbol back in the day, Laurie becomes
the Silk Spectre readers - and audiences - grow to relate to and adore throughout the plot.
Laurie hasn’t had the easiest of upbringings, and filled her mothers’ shoes - or rather,
heels - at a fairly young age.
Aside from being smoking hot - thank you for that slow motion shot, Zack Synder - she’s
a complex character who symbolizes more than just the achievement of sexual fantasies re:
Nite Owl 2.
Laurie is the embodiment of the every-woman, along with Dan’s every-man, left questioning
whether their good intentions really play a consequential part to the grander scheme
of things at all.
1 She Hulk We talked about another attractive green lady
on our part 2 list, Gamora, so it only feels right for us to bring Jennifer Walters into
the mix, too.
And guys, she’s a total babe.
If you disagree, hear me out.
Also, despite getting a negative and honestly kind of unfair rep for being promiscuous - Jennifer
Walters has the brains and brawn and charisma that just keeps compelling those around her.
Aside from a weird hook up with Juggernaut in an alternate timeline, you can’t deny
that her hookups and relationships have been pretty darn steamy.
In terms of personality, she’s got it going on.
And objectively she’s very physically attractive, even if green aint your thing.
She even chose to stay in her she hulk form versus going back to her human form like Bruce
does.
She feels more comfortable that way.
Confidence is sexy, guys.
So there we have it guys.
SENTIMENTAL MUSIC HERE PLZ.
I feel like we’ve all learnt something today.
We’ve grown as people.
We’re learning to appreciate all of our fictional super heroes as beautiful on the
inside and out.
Let’s all go out there and spread the love.
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