look there's not too much to update you
on but except to say this we are you
know leaving brexit behind tonight and
we're entering what's known as the
transition period now alex has been
studying up on what the transition
period is and right now without
hesitation deviation or repetition he's
going to tell us exactly what is going
on take it away Alex so obvious is the
one of us that comes in hungover most
and listens the least I'm the perfect
person to do this so welcome to
transitioning with me Alex Burke
everything that I - a little bit
the big thing everyone is concerned
about of course it's traveling to the EU
am I going to get to go to IB for this
summer just like this happy little
the good the good news is you can
crack on for now but once the transition
is over you might need visas so when
British teenagers visit magaluf and get
asked the purpose of their visit they'll
now have to write on a form to get
chlamydia going abroad we've got to work
out with the EU how we catch criminals
who flee and cross borders just like
this Larry guy at the moment the police
shared data but if we don't agree a deal
it's absolutely open season literally
you can leave your DNA all over the shop
I might even start my own cartel if you
fancy joining still we've got to give
them a bit of cash Wonga about eleven
billion issue so basically think of it
as I slipping them a bit of a sweetener
but we will be asking them not to spend
it all on booze and then there's trade
deals loads of deals to be done deals
what better person is gonna be like
Black Friday basically Boris is going to
be doing the global equivalent of elbow
in a pensioner to get a plasma TV and
I'd bet he's done that before and all so
to summarize what will happen for the
next year well without being too
technical Josh pretty much buckle how
are you feeling about it all well I'm
shocked that first of all everyone else
was described as a comedian apart from
me as just living with that isn't direct
a bit like yeah yeah I will just point
them and say nothing I I mixed I mixed
I'm sort of cautiously very depressed
it's sort of all depends I mean we have
nothing's good as sisters we've got the
transition period you know in the old
Roadrunner cartoons when they run off a
cliff yeah it's a pause before they
plummet to their death that's the
transition period girls how are you
feeling alright yeah bit bored of it all
but it's been a learning process bro
first of all I think bricks approves a
lot of people are aboard with the
political discourse in this country yeah
and I think the second thing is a lot of
your grandma's and granddad's are much
more racist than we thought if you
watching right now do kids
Jeff now you did vote leave how are you
feeling about everything tonight they
won't leave I feel I just feel happy to
be on this show I feel like I've somehow
taken advantage of a diversity quote
straight white middle-aged man how are
you feeling tonight
yeah I'm just happy to see an end to dry
January I'm going to ask what are we
what what are the positives that are
gonna come out of us I'm gonna start
with you Jeff what are the positives
there do you think that's gonna come out
of us leaving me obviously a lot of it
is about sort of democracy and trade and
stuff like that but just on a personal
level obviously getting a job that I
work in I've had a lot of arguments
Jermaine had a few rounds people say did
you know what you were voting for Jeff
I'm like well go there David my best
book the best argument I had was when
somebody said what about you brought up
oh yeah I'll be honest I didn't think
about that at all we might have to go
Spain I went good I think that's one we
could win sleeper cell dad's army of
pensioners out there
and the good thing is if they get
captured and interrogated they'll never
blab because never learn the
language
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positives any positives well I feel
Boris Johnson solders said he will get
brexit done which I'm your eyes at
Breck's it's gonna be quite short yeah
so how long is the bricks at the leaving
Europe is a week yeah I mean I'm very I
think a positive thing is that me and
all my cousins are still here there's a
definite vibe outside this London bubble
that it's gonna be like some Avengers
kick their fingers a meat and all
Amanda Maher going to be gone so we sort
of have to lean into positivity a bit
now I lean away from hatefulness and
just to try and find a way to be
positive in some way yeah my ideal thing
would and I think this would be a great
great sort of project if we could make
the next love island European so not
just like British people but like you
also what happened to Maura in love
island for the comer I wish people it
was a great show
so I'm thinking more Germans more
Italians into the villa mm-hmm because
there's nothing that unites people more
than horny young people watching horny
young people watch this show the
Scottish Parliament of now voted for a
second referendum and are keeping the EU
flag flying some European any piece have
said that Scotland could join the EU on
their own in the future and said they
would quite keep a light on for Scotland
it's like Scotland basically they kind
of like no we're at the EU they just pay
they want to get their hand stamped
that when you leave a nightclub yes you
can come back in meanwhile a YouGov poll
recorded the first majority for Scottish
independence since 2015 Armando what do
you think's gonna happen
I don't think we have to do much because
I'm from Scotland or North Britain as I
think we just breathe I don't normally
play up to the Scottish stereotype but I
imagine post brexit Scots are just been
going through customs when people go
could I see your pass or off
easy Ashley how do you think Island
feels about all this I mean it's been a
tricky one for Ireland because Northern
Ireland is obviously hugely important
and yet no one's really seem to care and
Britain this last couple years and now
we've been left with this odd situation
where Northern Ireland have left the EU
as well but they're still in sort of
like not the customs union but sort of
the customs union and then like your
stuff your imports and your exports have
to be checked at the border but the
border is invisible so that means like
you have to rely on people's
trustworthiness to maybe declare that
they should pay more and there's no way
Irish people would ever be cheeky enough
to exploit that
I'm just imagine like some lads going
down the street with like a washing
machine in a dress and someone come
along going hey did you pay Jackson that
is like this this is my wife
you