- BY POPULAR DEMAND,
WE FORMED A RAP DUO CALLED REBELLEN,
AND, UH... [laughter]
GET IT?
AND OUR FIRST ALBUM IS DROPPING TODAY.
IT'S CALLED "WHITE LADIES RAPPING."
AND WE--
I THOUGHT I SHOULD HAVE A RELEASE PARTY RIGHT NOW,
SO SHE PUT THE "REB" IN "REBELLEN."
COME ON OUT, REBEL.
[cheers and applause]
- DO YOU LIKE THAT? - [indistinct speech]
- SHOW IT FROM THE BACK.
[cheers and applause]
YEAH.
I JUST PULLED THAT OUT OF MY ASS FOR YOU.
- YEAH, I SAW THAT.
THAT WAS REALLY SWEET OF--
LET ME PUT MY RING BACK ON. - OH, YEAH.
- 'CAUSE YOU GOT THIS FOR ME, DIDN'T YOU?
- YEAH. - YEAH, "DEEZY."
UM, I'M EXCITED ABOUT OUR ALBUM.
- I'M, LIKE, SO EXCITED.
OH!
WE'VE JUST GOT SO MANY GOOD TRACKS.
- YEAH, SO-- I MEAN, THEY'RE TRACKS.
WE LAID 'EM DOWN.
- FOR REALS.
- WHAT SOME OF 'EM ARE--
- "BABY GOT BACK FAT."
- YEAH. [laughter]
- UM, ONE OF MY FAVORITES IS "BOOTY SLAP FOR AFRICA."
- RIGHT. YEP.
- YOU REALLY GET INTO THAT.
[laughter] - UH-HUH.
RIGHT.
- UM, THERE'S-- OH, THERE'S THAT ONE.
"ONE IN THE HAND IS WORTH"... both: "TWO IN THE BUSH."
- UH-HUH. [laughter, audience groans]
THAT'S OUR MORE ROMANTIC KIND OF BALLAD.
- YEAH, IT'S A BALLAD. - [indistinct speech]
- YEAH. - YEAH.
- I LIKE "BURRITOS." THAT'S MY FAVORITE TRACK.
- YEAH, YEAH. - YEAH.
- BURRITO! - THE SONG IS REALLY--
IT--YEAH. BURRITO!
BURRI--
GOES LIKE-- [sings] BUH, BURRITO!
AND SO THE SONG THAT'S REALLY BLOWING UP THE CHARTS, THOUGH--
WHEN IT GETS TO THE CHARTS, IT WILL BLOW UP--
UM, IS "WATCHING CATS ON THE INTERNET."
AND THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- I MEAN, I HEARD IT'S ALREADY BEEN DOWNLOADED, LIKE,
FIVE...TIMES.
- REALLY? [laughter]
RIGHT ON. I HADN'T HEARD--
- WELL, DO YOU GUYS HEAR IT? - OH, THEY DON'T--
[cheers and applause]
- IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE READY FOR THIS OR ANYTHING.
- YEAH, I'M SO SURPRISED THAT THEY WOULD WANT TO HEAR IT.
- THEY DO, SO-- - SO--
- I FEEL LIKE WE GOT TO GIVE IT OUR ALL.
- OKAY.
both: OKAY. - YOU READY?
- RE-- HERE WE GO. - ALL RIGHT.
[synthesized hip-hop music]
[scattered cheers]
[rapping] KITTY CAT, KITTY CAT
KITTY CAT, KITTY CAT
[synth hip-hop music continues]
KITTY CAT, KITTY CAT, KITTY CAT, KITTY CAT
IT'S A SATURDAY NIGHT, AND I'M FEELING ALL RIGHT
JEANS ARE SO TIGHT, WHAT I'M GONNA DO TONIGHT
HIT UP THE CLUB, LET A BROTHER SHOW ME LOVE
HAVE A WAY WITH [indistinct speech]
TONIGHT I'D RATHER BE
[both rapping] WATCHING CATS ON THE INTERNET
- KITTY CAT, KITTY CAT SHOW ME THAT, SHOW ME THAT
[both rapping] WATCHING CATS ON THE INTERNET
- KITTY CAT, KITTY CAT, SHOW ME THAT
[both rapping] WATCHING CATS ON THE INTERNET
- WITH A BALL ON A BED
DOG SITTING ON THEIR HEAD - RAOW!
[both rapping] WATCHING CATS ON THE INTERNET
- KITTY CAT, KITTY CAT, SHOW ME THAT
- OH!
- YOU ARE SO CRAZY, CAT
IN FRENCH, YOUR NAME IS "CHAT"
WHY ARE YOU LICKING, LICKING,
LICKING, LICKING, LICKING THAT?
LET ME DOMESTICATE YOU
- MEOW! - YOU BRING ME SO MUCH PLEASURE
I WATCH YOU CRAP, I WATCH YOU NAP
WISH YOU WERE HERE RIGHT HERE
SITTING ON MY LAP
[both rapping] WATCHING CATS ON THE INTERNET
- KITTY CAT, KITTY CAT SHOW ME THAT, SHOW ME THAT
[both rapping] WATCHING CATS ON THE INTERNET
- KITTY CAT, KITTY CAT, SHOW ME THAT
[both rapping] WATCHING CATS ON THE INTERNET
- IS THAT A BIRD, IS THAT A PLANE?
THAT CAT IS INSANE! - RAOW!
- WATCHING CATS ON THE INTERNET
KITTY CAT, KITTY CAT, SHOW ME THAT
ALL RIGHT, SCRATCH US OUT, ELLEN.
HUH!
[throaty clawing noise]
DOUBLE TIME IT.
[throaty clawing noise]
YEAH!
[cheers and applause]
- YEAH. - THAT WAS PRETTY SWEET.
- RIGHT ON.
THAT'S ONLY AVAILABLE ON OUR NEW ALBUM,
"WHITE LADIES RAPPING,"
AND YOU CAN SEE REBEL ON THE SEASON FINALE
OF "SUPER FUN NIGHT" TOMORROW AT 9:30 ON ABC.
NOW REBEL AND I SHALL DANCE WITH YOU.