- Everyone knows that first impressions are important,
and these outrageous shoes will make
a big statement to everyone that meets you.
More than just weird clothes, crazy hair,
or an amazing beard,
these one of a kind shoes will say
so much about your style and personality.
Think you have the confidence it takes
to wear our most outrageous shoes?
Well, I'm Mike of List25 and make sure to check out
these 25 outrageous shoes that are sure to turn heads.
Oh, and uh, get your credit cards ready,
because all of them are available on Amazon.
If you buy them, I want to see them.
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25.
These shoes are sure to make you hungry.
If you love breakfast foods, you need these shoes.
(laughter)
Wow!
24.
You know how Ian McKellan broke down and cried
because he had to do green screen for The Hobbit?
- [Mike] Yes.
- That's about to happen. (laughter)
Oh god, I don't know what any of these look like.
Twenty-- (laughter)
24.
Talk about a shoe that makes you wanna stay away.
This shoe is a great way to make sure
that no one ever steps on your toes.
(laughter)
(snorting)
23.
I should have looked!
I didn't look.
23. (laughter)
These shoes smell a little fishy.
These fish shoes are either the stuff of dreams
or the shoes of nightmares.
You decide.
Dream mares.
22.
(laughter) This is horrible.
I'm gonna write
dear Ian McKellan, I know how you felt.
(laughter)
- [Mike] Your shirt fits now!
(laughter) - I know!
And speaking of fish, these fishy loafers
are sure to make a statement at your next party.
(laughter) Oh boy, will they ever!
21.
Alright, new plan.
When we have to do lists like this,
let's actually put the list over there
so I can look at them.
These boots might cast a spell on you,
because these witchy boots are perfect
for your next Halloween costume.
Unless of course you're not a witch.
20.
(laughter) This is--
Now this is acting.
20 something, 20.
Get these shoes before they fly away on you,
because if being a witch isn't your style,
maybe these Dracula inspired shoes are up your alley.
19.
Move over Dracula, Miss Piggy's in town!
These amazing heels inspired by the Muppet diva herself
will definitely make you the talk of the town.
(snorting)
She doesn't even do that noise!
- It's still a pig!
I wanna show off my pig impression!
(snorting)
- I think it would be terrifying
if every time you walked in those shoes
that made that sound.
(snorting)
Horrifying.
That's awful.
Thanks, I hate it.
18.
Now something for the guys, finally.
While not as big of a showstopper as Miss Piggy,
these glam rock shoes are sure
to make you stand out at poker night.
If you don't have a poker night,
just wear socks.
- [Mike] You're at a table the whole time,
no one's gonna see your shoes!
(laughter)
- It's a see through table!
- [Mike] Wait, that also contradicts poker!
You throw terrible poker nights!
- Well, yeah.
17.
- [Mike] Is this greatest lists?
(snorting)
Ever made.
- Great.
I don't think it matters.
Mike, you're not even on the camera.
You're halfway off, whatever.
Now these heels are confusing.
- [Mike] The whole video is confusing to you!
(laughter) - No, it's not!
Sometimes you want your socks to look like shoes.
Other times you want your high heels to look like socks.
Or at least, this company thinks you do.
(laughter) Oh boy, those are some shoes!
Am I looking too high?
How about there? (laughter)
- [Mike] I don't know!
I can't see it either.
- [Tristan] 16.
These shoes are out of this world!
Now imagine you're on the way
to the planetarium to check out
some of the most bizarre stars in the universe,
but not Pluto, because you heard about Pluto, right?
- [Mike] Messed up. - I know.
What shoes will have you-- (laughter)
What shoes will you you absolutely have to wear?
These space shoes, of course!
(laughter)
15.
Are you looking for something a little more spiky?
Well, these shoes will make you
look like a cyborg and an armored tank came together.
If that sounds amazing, then these are the shoes for you.
However, I wouldn't play kickball with them.
Don't play kickball with them.
God, they better have spikes up front
or else I'm gonna look stupider than I already do.
- [Mike] Ad-libbing is not the smart thing
to do on this list. (laughter)
- [Tristan] 14.
Did you miss your chance to be the cool kid?
I sure didn't, I mean, look at me now!
If you never got to be the cool kid with light up shoes,
I never had light up shoes.
Dammit.
- [Mike] Well!
- Well, these one of a kind sneakers
will help you reclaim your youth.
Hang on, I'm gonna go to Amazon and buy them now.
What do they look like?
Clearly that.
- Affiliate links! (laughter)
- [Tristan] 13. (laughter)
If you thought the Miss Piggy shoes were too tame,
then these Kermit and Miss Piggy super couple shoes
will help you take your fandom to the next lever.
Level. (laughter)
- [Mike] It doesn't matter!
- [Tristan] 12.
Maybe you're looking for something more magical.
Well, these magical unicorn heels
will have you strutting down the street with pride.
Sure will.
11.
How about something a little more edgy?
- [Mike] Hell yeah! - Hell yeah.
These heels are part cool
and part metal robot prison cell.
Only part cool?
I think they're all cool,
which makes them well placed
as our eleventh outrageous shoe.
- We're ranking them now.
All the sudden. (laughter)
- [Tristan] 10.
If you want more bacon shoes,
because clearly you already own bacon shoes,
because you're awesome,
then you have to get these bacon flip flops.
Share some bacon facts and people will bow
to your bacon baron status.
But they better be floppy.
- [Mike] So this is where we do this, right?
- This is absolutely where we do this.
- [Mike] Crispy bacon.
- Why would you want crispy shoes?
- [Mike] What?
- You would step and they'd go (cracking noise).
- [Mike] Okay, so now you're gonna put, like,
the crispiness in the shoes.
- Well, the shoe's bacon.
- [Mike] Wait, is this covering me up right now?
- God, I hope so. - [Mike] Oh no.
Crispy bacon is better. - No.
- [Mike] Let us know in the comments below
what type of bacon is better,
because he likes his meat all floppy.
(laughter)
Oh wait. (coughing)
- Would you rather have floppy shoes or crispy shoes?
I don't want either now.
- This is what we call subtle humor
for the parents out there.
- Subtlety.
- But anyways, crispy, that's the way to go
when it comes to your bacon. - No it's not, no it's not.
- Well done bacon. - Ugh!
It's not well done.
It's poorly done.
- You guys expected this anyways
the moment bacon came up.
- Bacon flip flops.
You gotta bring it back, 'cause I did this.
Nine.
We have nine left.
These shoes will make you squawk.
Think you can rock these bird feet shoes?
(snorting) Of course you can,
because your squawk-some.
Oh god, I hate myself.
With the crazy talons and the wonky back claw,
these bird shoes are super realistic
and definitely outrageous.
Inside I'm crying.
Eight.
Maybe you're more of a teacher's pet.
Well then, these pencil shoes
are the perfect thing to show how sharp you are.
- [Mike] Boo!
- I hope they actually write, that'd be kinda neat.
You could like take them off and use it
as a makeshift, you know.
Oh, I don't have a pencil.
Oh ho! (laughter)
You know, like those shoes
with the beer bottle openers on the bottom?
- [Mike] Right. - Really, it's not beer.
Any bottle, bottle opener.
These ones are shoes.
You're like aw man, I don't have a pencil.
Got you covered.
Thanks.
Seven.
Maybe you want your shoes to be a little underwater.
(laughter)
Then these aquarium sneakers are amazing!
Just look at them, and their aquariumness, wow.
- [Mike] Who wants their shoes to be underwater?
- Not my friend Gus.
No, he hates wet socks.
Like that scene in, uh, I almost said John Wick,
but in Constantine, when he puts his feet
in the kettle, or the pan with water?
Hates it.
Hates that scene.
What's up, Gus?
Six.
You want some llamas to go with your pajamas?
(whooping)
Well, too bad, because these aren't llamas,
they're alpaca sandals.
But they'll still make all your friends jealous,
because just look at that head of hair.
Oh my god, it's majestic.
It's alpaca-jestic.
You can wear them to the alpaca-lypse.
(muffled laughter)
During, not to.
Don't go to the alpaca-lypse.
(sighing)
Oh my god, cut.
Five.
Maybe flip flops are more your style.
If these loafers, heels, and slip on shoes
are not your cup of tea,
these big foot flip flops can be your way
to get attention that you deserve.
Four.
Is there someone in your life
who needs some cartoons in their life?
Well, these men's loafers are packed with color
and definitely make a statement.
Like, I don't know how to dress myself in the morning.
Three.
Are you looking for shoes with more color?
Whoa, more color than those last ones?
You've gotta be kidding me.
Well, these shoes are great for those of us
who want a little bit of color, a lot of pattern,
and of course, a built-in anklet, because who doesn't?
(laughter) What--
- [Mike] Anklet?
I don't know what--
- I wish I had an anklet right now.
Send your anklets to me at List25 on Twitter.
- [Mike] How?
- Just shove them into your hard drive.
I'll get them.
Two.
What about a shoe that makes you feel like an animal?
This Muppet themed--
Good god, there are a lot of Muppet shoes--
shoe is the best shoe for your inner party animal.
If it's not Animal, I'm gonna riot.
One.
And our number one most outrageous shoe is,
throw a drum roll in here.
No, like an actual--
Oh, you're gonna?
(clapping rapidly)
That is the worst drum roll I have ever heard in my life.
- [Mike] What is it?
- Um, this bird cage shoe, because what's an outrageous shoe
if not one that lets you carry around a pet cricket or two?
Or, you know, a bird?
Wouldn't that be a cricket cage?
Anyway, so what's the craziest pair
of shoes you've ever owned?
Let us know in the comments below,
or tweet your answers to us and pictures.
- At List25. - Thank you.
- Who's still watching this?
(laughter)
- I'm gonna watch it again and again.
- Like, this is the best video we've ever done, clearly.
(laughter) But oh my god.
Who honestly made it to the end of this video?
I'm seriously curious.
Let us know in the comments below.
- Wait, uh, we've gotta think of a hashtag, so they know.
- Okay, um, hold on, let's make sure we're recording.
- Hashtag shoepocalypse if you made it to the end.
- What about alpacalypse?
- No, because we already mentioned that earlier, so.
- Okay.
- Uh, hashtag shoemazing.
What the shoe. - What the shoe?
(laughter) - You shoo.
- Are shoe kidding me?
- Oh!
Yeah, hashtag are shoe kidding me?
There you go.
(laughter)
Very good. - Hashtag I can't believe
I made it to the end of this video,
oh my god, what am I doing with my life?
- I don't know what I'm doing with my life, producing this.
- No, that's the whole hashtag.
- Oh! (laughter)
- Any of those work, we'll know you made it to the end.
- Yep.
And then we'll silently judge you.
- I'll do it out loud.
- Yeah, you know what?
You're gonna get a reply from each of us.
Hey, I made it to the end of the video.
What is wrong with you?
- Spoiler alert.
We love you. - Alright.
- Bye. (laughter)
- Do we love ourselves though?
- Wait, what shoes are you wearing right now?
- Um.
- I got these fancy Walmart ones.
- I got this shoe. (laughter)
- Although shoe is my favorite Ching Pokemon.
- Hashtag best video ever.
- Not even List25, of all time.
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