*WAPOOSH*
Top of the morning to you laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye,
and welcome back to
SUPER! HOT!
I got my two knives, I am ready to mess, shit up!
Gimme this gun.
Yeah!
Ah!
That does work!
Fuck you!
Oh, okay! Now I get it!
Somebody in the comments told me that you have to look at the black diam- or pyramid to actually progress the level.
I feel like I have looked at it a bunch of times.
Also-- Oh, it does still work!
Fack
Fuck you, dudes.
I was trying to use my, my powers last time
I was clicking the buttons for the mind control powers
And they weren't working for some reason
♪ Take me down to the paradise city ♪
Here you go, fuckers.
WOAH...
...OAAAH
Hello!
How are you today?
Do you wanna fucking DIE for me?!?
BIIITCH!!!
Okay, aw, I really liked that one. That was my favorite one.
Okay, okay
I am not mind controlling you
FUCK YOU!
That guy SUCKS a big ol' load of dicks!
Yes!
YES!
AHHHH!!
Not yes!
That's very much a NO, NO!
*laughs* but that's a yes!
Okay,
How am I doing this?
I need to get up, right on top of ya.
Oh, that's the boundaries of my fucking thing though.
C'mon
YASS!
That works.
I have nothing in this hand though
Don't fucking need nut'n
DON'T NEED NUTIN' BITCH!
All I need is a fucking--
a gun in my hand
and uh...
*Jack gathering thoughts*
...someone who loves me!
Like my mom!
She loves me!
You guys don't!
Oh, that's a bullet.
FUCK!
What are you doing, Jeremiah?
I thought you were at the picnic
OOH, that's a nice bullet!
My ones are nicer! Here you go, thanks!
So-- fuck.
Get the gun!
Woah! FUCK!
That was VERY close!
Jesus Christ! If I was any
closer I'd have no facial hair
cause it'd be like a close shave
YEAH!
SUPER HOT! *WHOOSH*
*starts dancing amazingly* fucking love it.
Yeah, so all these times that I was like throwing stuff at the black pyramid
it was only because I was looking at it as I threw things
So looking at the black pyramid is how you progress through levels
fuck's sake! if only-- it's not clear that that's what you're supposed to do all this time.
Maybe it is, and I'm dumb. That's a more likely scenario.
Cut cut, you guys you guys need a shave or something?
You guys good? You want some pig?
SHUT UP YOU LOUD BASTARDS!
Hello! *Pink* *laughs*
Woaaaah, does that give me the Super Hotness? Yep!
NO! NO! I'VE GOT A FUCKING BOWL AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!
Watch.
Niiiice! *laughs*
AH! FUCK! HE HIT MY GUN!
SON OF A FUCKING RHUBARB!
NIIIIIIICE!
uh-oh...
UH-OH...
UH-OH!
AH-- FUCK!
AWW! YOU KILLED YOUR FRIEND! YOU'RE A-- oh god, hi.
YOU'RE A CRAZY BASTARD!
I don't like this dude.
I don't like any people. I don't like any of you!
I'm going over here... Oh!
I'm safe now!
I'm over here, I'm safe!
*click* *click* *DEEP SIGH*
Sons of bitches, comin' in my house, tryin' to do shit to me
*drinking noise*
oh god, the cable of the-
The cable of the controller hit me in the face and it scared me!
Okay, moving on!
OHHHH!
You guys stepped in the WRONG dojo!
OH! Did y'all think--
you were gonna get fUCKING SWEET AND SOUR CHICKEN?!?
now, you're gettin' DEATH!
up your butthole!
blarghhh-- christ!
FUCK YOU!
Who else wants to go?
Is it chinese new year?--
--oh god, I fucked him up.
Ahhh, YOU, good sir!
is that gonna hit you?
WAH!
they don't-
THEY DON'T GO WHERE I'M AIMING
BWAH! *and the award for best gunshot sound goes to...*
I feel like--
ARGHHH!
NO, MY FUCKING KNEES!
I KNEW MY KNEES WOULD BE THE DEATH OF ME
I knew they'd give me away sometime!
these old fucking granny knees of mine.
C'mon!
Fuck you!
Okay, doing this fast.
Doing this fast-- I got this!
Fuck! I'm standing on my own cables!
Oh, shit!
I DIDN'T DIE!
IT'S THE FRYING PAN!
NICE!
FRYING PAN DID A FUCKING RESCUE!
Aw, shit!
Can I deflect?
His bullets?
Like a gangi?
Can I, please?
Ahh-- boom!
BYE!
It was nice knowing you!
... not really.
Fuck off.
Fucking hell!
Jesus Christ!
FEELING SPRY!
Uh-oh.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
NYEHH-- GOD!
WOAH, I CHOPPED THE FUCKING BULLET WITH SOMETHING!
I don't know what I did it with!
*Screams*
Kill him! Kill him!
Pleaase!
*Screams*
Woah, thank Jesus!
I'm fuckin'-- I'm on my ass!
The game made me sit down!
How fucking dare you...
Oh, shit.
Uh-oh!
Aw, shitballs!
This is not good!
Okay, that's better.
NOOOO-- GOD!
HEY!
NO!
THAT'S BAD MOTHERFUCKER!
YEAH!
How're you feeling legless?
Bitch.
Okay--
okay--
you can die.
I don't think so.
HEY!
SIR!
YEAAAAAH!
SUPER HOT!
You know who's super hot?!?
That's me!
It's Jack!
YEEEEEEE!
Grab it!
Aw, god, they go for fucking miles.
nIIIIIICE!
Feeling like a badass!
Feeling like-- fucking hair's in my eyes, actually,
now that I'm thinking about it.
The PYRAMID?
You will be rewarded if I destroy the pyramid?
Okaaay.
How's that say?
”Take the disc”-- that-- aw-- okay, I'll take the floppy one.
Insert it into my head?!?
What even--
What's happening?!?
AM I A ROBOT?
WOOOO, FINALLY!
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh--
Hi!
Oh-- okay-- nice to meet you!
I mean, they throw me into these social situations very quickly
I don't have time-- okay, I shake your hand.
Okay...
HE took a bullet for me!
And YOU KILLED HIM!
shut tHE FUCK UP!
C'mon, you wanna fucking hit me?-- oh god
there's a lot of them.
Now there's less of them!
Okay-- come-- come to papa!
There we go!
Okay!
Do this--
do that--AAAAAAH
FUCK.
WHOOOOSH!
That was awesome!
Sometimes I slow way down-- I would love to have like
a completely full room that I could just like
swing around super quick
and fuck shit up really badly
but it's--
when you-- oh shit,
oh shit, oh shit.
when you're in the game
it's a bit different than that because you keep thinking
that you need to move slowly.
Fuck off.
*??????????bwlalalwalalalwalelelel?????????????*
sHIT!
shi-- gimme it!
Gimme the gun!
Gimme the-- I want the gun!
Ohhh, I do!
Aww, I want it!
I got it!
Did I die?
I hope not!
HWELLO!
GOOD BYE!
Hey, that worked!
Thanks dude!
Haha, he gave me a leg up.
Oh, god.
Thanks.
YES!
WOOOOOOOOO-POSH!
POSH!
MOTHERFUCKERS!
STANDING ON MY OWN CABLES!
CAN I HAVE WIRELESS VR NOW PLEASE?
Fucking-- you can't
hinder
Jack's
POTENTIAL.
...oh.
wITH FUCKING CABLES!
I NEED to be let FREE!
I'M A SWAN!
WHY WON'T YOU LET ME FLY?
Oh.
Is this the last level?
FUUUUUUCK!
Shot in the face!
Umm...
That was
AWESOOOOOOME!
Did you see me just going
whoo--wHOO--OHWOO
Okay.
Ooookay.
Your gun fell all the way over there!
Oh, hi, thanks!
That was something that was really useful, thank you!
*mwah*
I love that!
Okay, okay, be on your fucking toes for this one!
Get ready!
Fuck...
Niiiiiiiiiice!
I think this is the last level!
There's a lot of them!
Shiteballs.
Shiteballs...
Thanks!
I needed that!
Oh, thank god!
Ohhh, yesss!
WELCOME
to the
DANGER ZONE!
Nah, I'm gonna let you off for a little second
you think I'll--
--???bwalalalala???
Nah.
I'm just playing with you dude, I'm not going to--
---???fwalalalalala???
shinananananana--
Okay, let's--
Should we kill him?
Okay.
ghinananananana
tranananananana
nananananana
YEEEEEES!
Oh, god! Oh, Jesus!
wHAAT?
Oh, god, that was fucking freaky!
”You did well.”
Thank you?
FUCKING JESUS CHRIST!
”Answer that”
Hi?
My reward?
Are you telling me--
that I have to kill myself?
HOW--
FUCKING DARE YOU?!?
You know what I'm gonna do?
You sons of bitches-- fINE!
IF THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA GO OUT,
NOT WITH A--
NOT WITH A WHIZ
BUT WITH A BANG
THIS IS THE--
THIS IS THE END OF JACK AS WE KNOW IT.
AFTER ALL HIS SUPER HOTTING
After all HIS AMAZING SKILLS
Fine. Get me out of the game.
*bang*
Motherfucker.
SUPER!
HOOOT!
SUPER!!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
Um--oh--oh..kay?
I'm-- I'm back in the room.
”You are now free”
Woaaaaaaah!
Where does this go?
”Forever”
Ooooooh...
Is it 'cause I'm dead?
Where do I-- Where do I put it?
Oh!
I tried that! It didn't fucking work, did it?!?
LEVEL seleeeeeeect!
Ooooooooh, nice!
Awww, that's cool!
It was a dojo!
I was just messin'.
”Construction Yard, The Pyramid”...
Okay, so where the fuck is the start?
Is this the start?
This isn't the start!
*Ninja noises*
Wait, do I have my--
Okay, so I don't have the power all the time.
Okay.
C'mon sir.
C'mon, catch!
Catch.
Okay, bring it on.
Bring it on.
C'mon.
I'll give you the first swing.
I give you the first swing.
C'mon!
Awwwwww, fucking suck to be you, bitch!
Okay, I'm super hot apparently.
All righty!
That was Super HOT VR!
That's the end of it!
There is no more now.
I'm-- I mean
I could get back in and play it again,
and just-- like, fucking fire all the levels
that would be cool
but I feel like I'd just be doing too much of the same stuff again
That was awesome.
That's-- That's the coolest VR experience I've had.
That and Batman Arkham VR
just the two of them that have taken VR and molded it perfectly to what their game is.
I mean this is a good game without VR anyway
but when you introduce it VR and all those elements of like
flying around and dodging shit--
It's so cool!
It's so much fun!
I do wish the--
the physics were a bit better though.
Like throwing objects is all over the place.
'cause you feel like you should throw them
and everything goes in the slow motion once you throw it--
and then it doesn't feel like it goes where you aimed
or it flies out somewhere, just floats unrealistically--
which is the way the game is,
that's the physics of the game,
but I feel like
I don't know, I feel like it could've been better done
in that regard,
but the shooting and everything
so much fun.
I've been able to take-- like
if, again, if I had a bigger space
to be able to play it in
and you felt like you could move around for fucking ages
and you could reach over
and grab dudes' guns and like--
I would love to be able to have enough space to do it fast.
where in here I feel like there's too much equipment that I can bang into
when everytime I, like, swing something over here
the boundaries come up and I'm like ”oh, god, I'm close to something”
”I'm not-- I'm not gonna do something else”
Umm, so that's why there's a lot of me like being slow
and methodical and like looking at things and then shooting them
whereas I'd love to get in and--
maybe if I get like a new space
somewhere
that I could do VR in a bigger area
I could get in and like
do this again
and fly around and do a whole bunch of shit--
that'd be so much fun...
But man...
That was-- that was a great experience
I loved that so much--
and, the fact that the premise of VR goes outside of just the gameplay
like-- it fits into the story as well
and it even fit into the story just in normal SuperHOT
not just with all the oculus rift so
it was really cool to see it be like
”Oh, grab your headset and go in”
and then
you're actually in the game and the way to get out of the game
is to shoot yourself in the head which is kind of
how you get out of games anyway,
you just quit them.
It's always the thing with VR-- it's like ”oh, to get out of the game”
”you just stop playing”, sort of thing.
But this is supposed to be like
”It's so good, you can't stop playing”
so you shoot yourself--
which is a bit weird, but
anyway,
Thank you guys
so much for watching this
if you liked it
PUNCH that like button IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS!
and
high fives all around
*wapoosh*
but thank you guys and I will see all you dudes
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
I'ma stay over here. Have you gone?