Tom: Hey Mat, we're goin' to town now!
Tom: Walalala!
Chris: Wuzzaw!!! Tom: You're a special little guy, aren't you today?
Chris: Yeah I am. You're late.
Tom: I know I'm late, I was asleep! I woke up at 9 and I don't remember what happened!
Chris: Okay, we're gonna have to go straight to the picnic and maybe go to town after that.
Chris: This is Matt's life! Tom: Come on, you're life isn't much different.
Tom: I don't know this song but we wanna dance to it!
Chris: If we're gonna go straight to the picnic I need to get food.
Tom: Where is the picnic? Chris: Arboretum.
Tom: Oh, the arboretum? It's where we filmed most of LifeHack.
Chris: I have such good food. Chris: We don't need Gears of War.
Chris: It's not ripe yet. Tom: Better put it back then. Yeah.
Tom: Manly TV! Tom: Bop it!
Mat: It's not working... Tom: Mat threw the Bop It!
Tom: Your kitchen is disgusting. It's a disgrace to kitchens.
Mat: Bing! Chris: That's how much they love you.
Tom: Aah! Phone call! It's Amy! Tom: Amy hello.
Tom: Okay, we got Mat and Bing here. And other Matt.
Tom: Guys, apparently it's just started raining but we're going to Amy's anyway!
Tom: Ooh that's horrible. Chris: Please just put it in the bin.
Tom: Mat, get rid of it! Mat: It's not my flat!
Chris: Dude, use that towel. Matt: I've got it!
Tom: You ready to go? Can we go now? Let's go.
Chris: No, you can't take my money. Thanks. Tom: What about your ginger beer?
Chris: Put it in your bag. Tom: There's like a mouthful here!
Chris: Then... Put it in my mouth! Chris: That's my neck!
Tom: I'll see you outside. Tom: Aww, how heavy is it raining? Ooh nooo!
Tom: This is picnic day! Tom: Let's go!
Chris: Holly! Eehehe. Chris: Who knows how to get to where we're going?
Tom: We're going to Amy's.
Chris: So it's raining a lot. Tom: But luckily we're under a bridge!
Chris: For now. You see that line. That's where you put your camera away.
Tom: Goodbye, camera. Matt: Why we goin' this way?
Chris: You've eaten all your salami! Now you've got nothing!
Tom: Moisture collective! Chris: That's where water lives!
Chris: That's the old people bus! Tom: Old people are allowed on this bus!
Tom: ... and only them. Tom: It's where they go to die!
Chris: Like the boat that crosses the river Styx.
Tom: We're at your door, let us in! Tom: Hi Laurel. It's Internet day.
Tom: We got an Oli, we got an Alan, we got a Jamie, we got an Amy.
Alan: Hello, Tom. Tom: Hi Alan...
Chris: Alan just raped you. Tom: He did!
Amy: Let's go! Tom: Gonna get an umbrella!
Tom: (inaudible gibberish as per usual) Tom: Manbrella!
Chris: Okay, guys. Guys. Umbrellas are evil. They're horrible deathtrap machines-
Chris: Made by Satan. Tom: Suddenly Bing ran into the road and died.
Tom: The end! Tom: This umbrella is too manly for me!
Alan: It's about as manly as meself. Tom: You are manly.
Alan: Damn straight! Tom: Well I don't know about the straight
Tom: part but DAMN. Alan: Damn, definitely.
Tom: Yeah, definitely damn. Tom: Now THAT'S an umbrella... For a man.
Tom: Grr. Tom: Bing likes that shop.
Chris: Oooh yes. We're going in there. Tom: Hi Tim!
Tim: Hello! Tom: Where is the Co-Op?
Chris: We were promised a shop! Tom: We'll be back!
Tom: Oh wow. Tom: Shwing!
Tom: Bing I'm hungry. Chris: Oh! Oh.
Chris: Look, they got stickers! In one pack Mat got...
Chris: Wayne Rooney. And Wayne Rooney. And Wayne Rooney!
Tom: (laughs) Chris: Who wants to throw pennies at little children?
Tom: Me!
Mat: Go the fuck away. Tom: Good job, Bing!
Chris: Amy's a BITCH! Chris: But I couldn't say it over there because
Chris: there were people and they looked respectable. Tom: Aw, brilliant!
Matt: I bring tennis balls. Mat: I bring football stickers!
Tim: Fail. Tom: Stop it! Stop throwing bread at me!
Tom: Let's play pass the camera. Mat: It's the new Pringles man!
Matt: Wubwubwub. Tom: Matt, those aren't words! How many times have I got to tell you?
Chris: Olives.
Amy: Olives! Matt: I have Olivier Kapo now.
Oli: What up? Stacey: Whaddup?
Amy: Stop it, Alan. Chris: Don't do that, Alan. You're such a retard!
Tom: Someone give the camera to someone else
Tom: and by "someone" I mean Alan and the "someone else" who has the camera is not Alan.
Mat: Drink it, Matt!
Matt: I've got two.
Someone: Wazzup? Tom: Hide the ball!
Tom: Hello, Nikki! Hannah: I'm not Nikki!
Tom: You are Nikki! Hannah: Hannah!
Tom: Nikki! Mat: Stop moving!
Tom: Oooh! Hohoho! Chris: Banana!
(everyone laughs)
Tom: Everyone, the words to the Calum Song are-
Everyone: Calum, Calum, oh Calum!
Tom: Hi, Calum. Welcome to the picnic. It's all for you! Om nom nom!
Tom: Tim, open it!
Hannah: (cries)
Tom: This muffin tastes like despair! Chris: Until today I thought I was good at throwing things.
Tom (singing): Happy people. Except Bing.
Tom: Mostly Matt!
Tom: Amy, it's time to go!
Tom: Let's move out, team! Tom: No one likes lions!
Tom: Mat, do you like lions? Mat: I like ligers better.
Tom: Don't look behind you. Tom: (dramatic singing)
Tom: Mirrors edge! Tom: PLAYGROUND!
Tom: This is the best dance mat ever! Tom: Someone spin Matt now! FASTER!
Mat: Waaah...
Chris: Music is tiring!
Tom: Some people are special. Tom: You're one of them.
Tom: Matt, don't do it! You have so much to live for!
Tom: Like um... Bown: Like that I exist!
Tom: Ooh... Yeah you might as well jump. Tom: Alright, let's go!
Chris: Where though? Tom: To magic land!
Tom: And the woman. Brackers: Ooh, this is gonna go badly.
Tom: To the brik-a-brak shop! Chris: I love brik-a-brak!
Chris: Aah, this place is awesome! Tom: Let's go in.
Chris: Are they still open? Tom: 'course they are.
Tom: This is a cool shop. Tom: Pokemon cards!
Tom: This is the best thing in the world! Tom: Someone please get it off my face.
Tom: Oh! Thank you. Chris: I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey,
Chris: I'm a cripple. Bown: My Little Pony!
Stacey: Are we ready yet? Can we go? Bown: We'll go when you quit whining!
Tom: Are the DVDs just sort of randomly placed around?
Bown: Everything's just randomly placed around! Amy: It's beautiful!
Tom: Ehe! Tom: Bye bye!
Tom: I got Pokemons! Matt: Lemme sees!
Tom: I got my Quagsire! Yesss. Chris: You found a Quagsire?
Tom: I found a Quagsire! Chris: Ooh my!
Calum: His hand smelt of paint! Tom: Into CEX.
Chris: Yaaay! Chris: This is where movies are born.
Tom: This is more like the movie adoption centre.
Tom: Beverly Hills Cop? Got it! Tom: First album I ever bought.
Calum: Just get Hannah Montana! Tom: C'mon, team!
Tom: Mat buy happy films. Mat: Comin' up to over 400 DVDs!
Tom: Some guy in there was just looking down on me with like, distain.
Tom: The guy workin' here was like "well I've been on the Internet a lot and I haven't seen you!"
Calum: I was tempted to say "well you're not on porn sites!"
Tom: Hi Fran!
Chris: Eheh! Tom: Oh look out, the cyclist is coming!
Bown: (screams) Tom: That was a strange noise.
Mat: Burton. Calum: They might tell you to not film in here.
Tom: They might. They can try, dammit.
Tom: You always like the most expensive shops. Chris: Because Burton's nice.
Tom: It's nice because it's expensive. Chris: Ooh. They're mine!
Tom: (hums Mission Impossible theme) Tom: Bing, will you buy me a smoothie and or milkshake?
Chris: ... No.
Tom: ... Please?
Tom: I'll get a pineapple and Nutella, please.
Man: Pineapple and Nutella. Tom: Yep! Cheers.
Amy: Whatchu got? Tom: Omm nom nom.
Amy: Wow.
Tom: When we get to Bing's I'm gonna start a montage.
Chris: Party at Bing's that then turns into watching movies!