It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity
No one said being a parent was meant to be easy.
Until now
Introducing the cutting edge in the lifestyle technology.
I didn't know if I was being a good enough mom.
Did I have kids too early?
Am I good enough for my kids?
You know
Can I do better?
Introducing the cutting edge in the lifestyle technology.
A game-changer in childcare, a true revolution in the way we raise our kids.
It's the IMom
How would I describe the IMom?
Operating via state of the art motion sensor technology
and built on over three decades of robotic intelligence.
The iMom is the world's first fully functioning mother substitute.
Raising kids is not a walk in the park.
It's more like a marathon
trough hell
The iMom is like my personal trainer for being a mom.
Sorry, I haven't messaged yet
Hey, are you bringing anything?
Well, I didn't know that the deal was
Hey, listen to this.
Sam's teacher rang me today. Said that there was some kind of incident at his presentation.
Some kids locked him in the equipment room.
He missed the whole assembly thing.
Fucking kids
I know
Anyway, look, I'll talk about it with you when I see you.
Yes, I'm leaving now, I am.
Hey, what are you wearing heels or flats?
See ya
What homework have you got?
I have to read Matthew 7:15 to the class tomorrow.
The Bible?
Yeah
Jesus
You wanna tell me what happened today?
No
Sam
You can talk to me
Whatever it is. You know I can always...
always...
Tell me anything about the...
about the problem and what the problem is, yeah?
I don't wanna stay with her.
Why not?
Because
the food is gross
I don't like her
That's why we downloaded new recipes. Your grandma downloaded them to her iMom. Said they were delicious.
So we'll see
Oh, look, iMom, you're famous.
Imagine what iMom can do for you.
A new iMom 4
I will be home for dinner
And I promise it will be yummy.
iMom, follow me.
What would you like to be prepared?
8 o'clock. I'll be back in time to 8. And there's chicken on the bench
And if you could fold the washing, it's in the laundry.
Great, see you later
Bye, Catherine
And not too much screen time for Sam.
I mean, some noon we ordered sushi we make iMom Japanese just for fun.
Imagine what the iMom can do for you.
It's a game changer
In medicine it was antibiotics
In war it was the atom bomb
In basketball it was Michael Jordan.
Ever since we've had the iMom I feel like there's someone there to back me up.
I mean, being a young mom there's no way I'm gonna stop hitting the clubs Wednesday through
Friday
Sunday
Yeah
But, I mean, now with iMom I don't have to worry when I go out...
Would you like any help with your homework, Sam?
No
Would you like to read it to me?
No, I would not like to read to you.
I think you should.
You don't "think".
"Beware of the false prophets,
who come to you in sheep's clothing,
but inwardly are ravenous wolves.
Ye shall know them by their fruits.
Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit;
but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
What happened at school today?
Sometimes it helps to talk about things.
I don't wanna talk about things
I suppose you'll be talking about it tomorrow in the meeting.
What meeting?
iMom, what meeting?
The meeting tomorrow at school with the teachers
Gosh
They want to help you, Sam
Maybe, I don't want any help.
She always make a big deal out of everything
I was in there for like two minutes
Why were you upset?
Because it was dark
Why do you think?
You're supposed to be the smartest model yet, but you're so not.
Perhaps, there will be another presentation next year that you won't miss out on.
Next year you will get an upgrade so either way you won't know about it.
It's time to feed Grace
Whether you're struggling with the demands of a newborn or overwhelmed by hyperactive 5-year old
The iMom is the solution for you
I made a list of things that I did and didn't wanna do
You know, I didn't want to do diapers, I didn't want to cook, I didnt want to clean
I like birthdays, so, you know, we like to party
Birthdays and parties
The other day a friend of mine asked me what it's like to live with a robot
I said it's been better since we got the iMom
Time for bed my little ...
Shit
Mom
iMom
It's okay, Sam
Blackout is only a temporary loss of electric power.
The lights will be back on soon
It's okay, Sam
The lights will be back on soon
Sam
I want mom
She'll be back soon
I'm here
Do you think she's pretty?
She's beautiful
Do you think so?
Yeah
Why don't you wear makeup?
My skin's different to hers
You should wear lipstick
Like mom's
I get you something you could try
I'm not permitted to use Catherine's lipstick
It's okay. I won't say anything
Okay
Go like this
Now go like this
There
How do I look?
You look nice
Mummy usually kisses me with that lipstick
Would you like me to kiss you?
Okay
I left mark
I have to check on Grace now
I didn't mean what I said before about next year
And know we face out greatest challenge to date.
And it's changing women's lives around the globe
Do I love my kids to death?
Yes
It doesn't mean I wanna spend every single moment of the day with them.
The wolf and a sheep
Which one are you?
Which one do you think I am?
You look the same as me
But I'm not the same, am I?
You're not the wolf
The truth is I made of
By their fruits
Ye shall know them
The world is the tree
And I'm a fruit
So what does that say about the world?
The iMom
I'm tired of the mood swings of teenage nannies
Just give me the first of the next line
Fine, then you do it
Lifestyle products that change the way you live life... is that what you want? Sorry
Oh, and "raising a child". That's her line. Sorry
Robotic intelligence, okay.
You know, it's really kinda changed our lives.
I feel we're gonna be the first generation to have so much more freedom