Welcome to 2021,
Yehehoo!
This is our fifth installment
of Animals relaxing.
I thought it would be a nice one
to kick off the year.
We can just try and be like this monkey.
Look at him.
Chill AF.
Let the water run through your hair.
Feeling fresh
Yeaaaaah.
That deserves a nice crisp high five.
Boosh. Yeah let's look at that again.
Boosh. He’s a chinchilla being massaged
with a furry mallet.
Look how happy he looks.
How relaxed he looks.
Just brilliant.
That’s it. Get right underneath me furry fuckin’ chin.
Wait a sec—did I leave the oven on?
Shit. Na na na na nah. All good.
I’m a chinchilla.
I don’t even have an oven.
I don't want an oven.
I don't need
an oven.
Any relaxed bears in the house?
Yeah bruh. Right here.
2021 needs to be a year of healing,
where traditional divides melt away,
and we come together
to appreciate the simple things.
The good things.
The great things like naps!
Naps a fair dinkum fucking fantastic.
I hope you've been having lots of them.
Grab a loved one,
find a comfy spot,
and curl up for a niiiice nap.
Give em’ a lick if you want.
Even if you’re not a cat,
it’s nice. Everyone likes
a licky lick.
Nyawww, look at this sleepy duck.
Poor little dickhead,
nodding off.
Nawwa na! I’m ok. I’m ok, he say’s.
Just resting me wee duck eyes.
This music is relaxing.
Maybe if I had a hat
it’d be easier to stay awake?
Let’s test that theory.
Execute hat protocol.
So far so gooood-
haha. We’re losing him.
But that’s fine!
It doesn’t matter!
Cute hat or not,
if you need a nap,
have a bloody nap.
2021 should be the year
of self-care and naps,
even if you’re not a duck
or you're a dock,
just everyone.
You could say it’s the music
sending him to La La Land-
but all sorts of music
can be relaxing.
Like this dog in a black metal band.
[Dog's screaming]
Fucking brutal,
and incredibly relaxing.
Look how chill he is.
Nothing stressing this doggo out.
Physical touch is a key element of relaxation.
Nah legit! It releases dopamine
and serotonin into your brain.
This wombat here is like
yeah nah yeah, give me your hand back.
That’s me comfort hand.
Thaaaat’s it. Alright there.
I need it. I need it. I need it.
All up in me squishy bits.
"Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle."
"Nah nah nah stop."
"Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle."
" Nah yeah haha nah oOoh alright."
"Tickle tickle tickle tickle."
"Come on stop. Oh who am I kidding!"
"Tickle tickle tickle tickle..."
See? Even tiny insect dickheads like Hunstmans
need some rest and relaxation.
Here’s a huntsman spider enjoying
the arachnid equivalent
of a frosty mid-strength beer.
Mmmm nyum nyum nyum nyum,
sip sip sip sip
nyum nyum nyum nyum nyum.
I wonder if this tiny pub does a tiny
spidersized chiken parmy.
I could smash some spider chippies.
Mmmm nyum nyum nyum nyum.
Yes Hosico. Yesssss.
Show them how it’s done.
A cat being worked on by a handheld
massaging device?
This is the zenith
of relaxation
right here. We've done it everyone.
Hit the showers.
Let's call the year over.
Pure, undiluted chill.
That said, Hosico looks a little—
I wanna say "unsure"?
Maybe she’s had a little taste of
whatever this squirrel has had.
Squirrel's like "Naaaaaah, I’m fine.
I’m really enjoying this.
It’s just spacing me out
a fair bit.
Seeing some incredibly trippy things.
Very visceral images
of my past
and my present, and my future,
all at once-- but nah, it’s good.
I’d appreciate it if you just stop bloody poking me
in the face with your nuts,
Okay? Oh fine.
I’m happy to hold them.
I guess. Go on, give them to me.
Happy to help. No seriously, I’m fine.
I'm super relaxed.
Not agitated- I'm okay I'm well cooked.
I'm well... I'm well cooked.