thanks for coming jim thank you this is
your week off right yeah we're off for
the week so yeah big of you to come by
here in your spare time
join us in our little world it's nice to
yeah yeah we
you know i was looking at the at the
clip and it begs the question
where do you and this is uh you know
people in comedy always get these
questions right but this character
actually begs the question where do you
get an idea
like i know goat boy that's what i'll do
i know people always say i said where do
you get that crazy goat thing
well what happened was you were hanging
around with prospectors
there's gold in their hills hang around
with normal people and they won't talk
like that
so what happened was a couple years ago
when i lived on the road you know doing
stand-up
i used to always go to zoos that was
like my favorite thing and it's one time
first time in la
a friend uh brought me to the la zoo and
in the la zoo there's about 40 goats
there
now i'm not gonna lie to you we had we
had a couple of drinks let's have a
couple drinks hang out
that's what a lot of people do is they
have a couple of drinks and then they go
to the zoo big
big thing so we go there now i don't
know if you've ever done this
but if you stand in front of the goat
section now here's two morons
i can answer this question now no i
haven't done this
so here we are two more on stand there
and for for entertainment we just stood
and mimicked the goats for like 45
minutes just staying like two idiots is
going let me do it this time
now every time we do that the go i don't
know if the ghosts start with like a
goat god or something they would go
they would go crazy they're like 40
different goats we go me
and then you hear like me
[Laughter]
but there was this one old goat in the
back and he couldn't really do it
you know
[Music]
so finally we're like grab the old goat
we're like come here mr goat you could
do it now come on
instead like two idiots going hey there
we go
it finally gave him like a little sip of
beer like
two minutes late just looked at his win
[Music]
he just needed the edge that's all he
needed that's all we needed so that's
where the crazy so you were clearly a
guy with a lot of time on his hands
i think a little too much time oh i
gotta i can only make fun of these goats
for another hour and then
then i really gotta get moving cuz i got
other stuff i gotta do
and it got worse as the night went on
you know then we started hitting the
bars and then uh
with the goats with the ghosts brought
the goats along with us and we go hey
man can we get a beer
a budweiser please look at these freaks
going on
oh yeah so that's where the crazy gopro
now you do uh you do a
a a damn fine uh joe pesci impression
that you do on the program
and and i was curious mr pesci is with
us in the crowd
um i was curious if you uh because
you know when you do an impression or
something like that you always think is
the guy himself going to see it and
contact have you ever actually had any
contact for me i was worried about what
happened was
i got a call and uh you know one of the
guys like hey man there's
someone on the line for you i'm like for
me who is it like just just pick it up
so pick up the phone you think yeah
who's this
like uh who's who's this you know who it
is you dirty rat
fink mutt ya sitting here horsing my
chops week after week
what do you think you're doing on that
show over there
i was like listen man i'm just i'm just
i'm just trying to do a job
job you don't know what a job is i'm out
there busting my horns on sets
and you got a bat and you're busting
people first of all you don't even sound
like me you rat bastard
so then i was like yeah i think i sound
like you a little bit
i have to all right i have to admit
though he didn't really come
he didn't really call no okay i'm sorry
then you're gonna you're gonna get a
call you know what's great is you're
gonna get a call now he's gonna call
right
yeah yeah i believe you now he really is
going to call
you're going to get a call tomorrow and
they're going to be like someone on the
phone you're going to get on the phone
and yeah
no why don't you speak to that man
an angry goat angry goat we'll be
calling you the pesci the goat
me mimi now uh
where are you where are you from uh
where where do you hail from
i i grew up in long island and um ain't
long island yeah that's the lowest
yeah it's pretty i grew up in the united
states of america anybody
thank you sorry but i had to arrest you
for that that's okay that's all right
i was looking for it yeah search anybody
long island that's the worst when no one
in the audience is yeah i'm from uh
zing thai china and anybody you know
just two
oh there's a zing thai china guy ah so i
grew up in
long island you know are your parents
really they must be
proud see my dad my dad is the type of
guy
nothing impresses him at all whatsoever
he's like a you know world war ii vet
no you know i'm like oh dad sting's on
you know i'm staying my kind of name is
that you know
so the first show of the year i guess
senate live i was really happy
and i met lauren michaels you know the
producer of the show
creator sanit live who uh you know very
intimidating i flew
i flew my parents up from florida my dad
you know he doesn't
yeah i can't wait to see him bubba i got
cut from the first show
not a big deal it happens absolutely it
happens
now my dad though it's a different story
now we're at the aftermath party
and i see lauren michaels coming up and
i'm very into you know this is a guy
that's
starting the career of my life and i go
uh dad come here i want you to meet
lauren michaels
who is this guy what's his name
john lorne dad please don't screw this
up on me
so here comes lauren i go lauren this is
my father
and uh dad is lord michael's my daggers
you know uh
flew up from florida see the kid on the
show
wasn't even on the dawn show what the
heck was that
so you're really embarrassed you know
this is like horrifying lauren was
really cool he was like oh you know i
can assure you he'll be on next week and
my dad goes wait suddenly you're talking
to thurston howell the third
lovely i feel like the worst lord i know
so lauren goes um you know i can assure
you mr brewer he'll be on next week he
goes
next week a lot of good they'll do me
i'm not going to be here next week big
shot
dad we'll talk about this another day
and then and then joe pesci comes in
he's going to be doing me soon
oh man well it's good that he's that way
he's not starstruck he's
he's not starstruck he's not star freak
no one impresses good way to be okay
well uh sound out live april 12th the
show that's coming up is with host rob
lowe and musical guest the spice girls
yes
all right watch and that'll be uh next
week all right hey thanks for coming
doing the show
very nice to have you very funny guy jim
brewer everybody
you