(upbeat music)
- On this episode of MTV's Singled Out.
We have 25 single ladies and gents.
They are IRL, in real life, but over here,
we have 25 dating profiles on the URL board.
All 50 of them are competing to be picked by one hopeful,
who won't see any of them until the final round.
- What do you think?
- And just like on any dating app,
these URLs could be catfish.
Ooh!
We never said this would be easy.
Our hopeful on this episode is Allana,
a singer-songwriter with a reputation
for being a heartbreaker.
I'm Conceited, and here's your host, Justina Valentine,
kicking off round one.
- While we would love you to keep all 25
of these sexy people in your back pocket, Allana,
we gotta narrow them down to eight or less
using these categories, you ready?
- I'm ready. (audience cheers)
- We've got, bedroom behavior, weekend, booty,
age, social media, and brains.
Conceited, were you smart enough
to get all of these people's answers?
- Of course you know I'm smart enough
to get everybody's answer, but I took it up a little notch.
What I did, I pinned it right on the front of them,
just like the name tag, at whatever fast-food spot
these people work at.
And also to worry about, Allana,
the URLs are also locked in.
- Yeah, Allana, you ready, baby girl?
Where would you like to start?
- Let's start with booty.
- Booty! (audience cheers)
Alright, dumps like a truck, or empty trunk?
- Well I'm more of an upper body type of girl,
like an average behind's fine,
so dump trucks you guys can go.
- Dump trucks goes, Justina stays.
If you headed back to Miami, get out.
- Alright, so there goes all the big booty (bleep).
Where are we going next, Allana?
- Let's do brains.
- Alright, what do you like, book smart, or street smart?
- Book smarts are great, but I wanna know
if you can handle yourself in these streets,
so let's go street smarts. - Can you hold it down
in these streets?
Alright, if you not a G, you gots to go.
He's definitely not a G.
- And look how many we lost on the URL board.
Alright, so now we're moving.
He's movin'.
- Alright, alright now, Steve Urkel.
Alright, Allana, you have one more category,
where we goin', baby?
- Bedroom behavior.
(audience groans) - Oh, oh.
- Alright, Mama, you want a visionary, or a missionary?
- Let's just say I'm creative, so I need a visionary.
Okay, can you see the vision?
If you're not creative,
get out of here. - Oh my God!
All these people with boring sex.
- Alright, we're narrowing 'em down,
and this is good news, Allana, 'cause now we're down to
three IRLs, and three URLs,
which means it's the end of round one.
Alright, that's right. (audience cheers)
We're making some headway.
And now Conceited is gonna help you get to know these IRLs.
CON, talk to us.
- IRL number one, introduce yourself to Allana.
- My name is Alex, my friends call me Brazil,
and I love a girl that has the ability to tan.
- Oh! (audience groans)
- [Justina] Alright.
- Hi, Allana, my name is Samars, and I'm a musician too,
and I can't wait to write a song about you.
- [Audience] Aw!
- That was cute.
- Hola, mi amore, my name is Alex D. Rodriguez,
I'm a dancer, and I'm here
to respect the Hell outta you, baby girl.
(audience cheers)
- [Justina] Let's go to the URLs.
- Number one is Caio,
who says, hey girl, My name's Caio,
and I wanna put your name in my bio.
- Oh! (audience groans)
- Jacob says, Hey, Allana, I'm gonna be real.
I'd say you a snack, but girl you a meal.
(audience groans)
- Ya boy Jacob is looking hungry.
- Let's go to number three.
Luis says, Allana and Luis sitting in a tree,
just think how cute our pictures will be.
(audience groans)
- We all know what's really on his mind.
Alright, Allana, in round two, you have a challenge
for the IRLs, and the URLs that's gonna
help you decide who you wanna keep.
Now, only one IRL, and one URL can stay,
and I have to remind you, what you see on that screen
may not be what you get.
They could be a catfish.
So here's wat we're gonna do.
We're gonna start with the IRLs,
you tell them what you want them to do,
so you can get to know them a little better.
- So music is a super important part of my life,
so I need to know you have a flow
in and out of the bedroom.
One at a time, freestyle a couple of bars for me
about what type of lover you are.
- Ooh. (audience groans)
Number one, you up.
(hip-hop music)
♪ Yo it's your boy Brazil from the 201 ♪
♪ What up son ♪
♪ As long as you're not vegan we can have some fun ♪
♪ Just real new ♪
♪ No fake news ♪
♪ Swag ♪
(audience groans)
IRL number two, what you got
- Okay.
♪ All the other girls are boring ♪
♪ But we're on Singled out ♪
♪ If you choose me ♪
♪ You won't regret it ♪
- Ooh. (audience cheers)
- You feel it? - Voice is beautiful.
Number three, what would you?
- Alright, Allana, so I'm not a freestyler,
but I am a freestyle dancer, so.
(audience cheers)
- He about?
He gonna dance, he gonna dance right now.
Hype him up, let's go.
Hey.
Ay.
Oh.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
- He was humping the air, it was a lot going on.
Yeah, it was a lot, okay, but it's up to you now.
So which IRL has the most talent?
- I mean I couldn't see the dancing,
I don't wanna date another singer,
so number one it is.
- Number one. - Conceited, get the other two
off outta here.
- Get out. - Get it
while we're young, baby.
Moonwalking out there, oh!
- Get your ass up outta the winner pool, peace.
- Bye, babe.
- Y'all can still collab, just hit the link in her bio.
Okay, Allana, what are we gonna have these URLs do?
- I love goofing around, and I'm looking for someone
who gets my sense of humor.
Show me how you would slide in to my DMs to make me laugh?
- [Justina] Allana, there you babe, okay.
- Caio, how would you slide in Allana's DMs?
He says, Hey Allana, you know musicians have great rhythm.
(audience groans) - Winky face.
So he's trying to say, he's trying to do you to the beat.
- Now let's go to number two.
Jacob, aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Oh, oh. - Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
- [Justina] There's more.
Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine
written all over you.
(audience groans)
Oh hold on, hold on.
Hold on, I hear you are a musician.
- [Justina] Again?
- Do you know how to play my flute?
(audience groans)
- He's certainly not putting his flute in your mouth,
(bleep) not with it.
- No, no.
- Let's go to number three.
That was good, Jacob.
- Oh, oh.
It's a ballerina pussycat meme.
- What?
- Yeah, Allana, which of these DMs are you down for?
- Most of them are just trying to hard,
so I'm gonna go with number one.
(audience cheers) - Number two outta there.
- Your man Caio.
Alright, we've now made it to the final round.
We have an IRL, and a URL, and Allana,
only you can choose.
Now don't forget, Caio could be a cafish.
(audience groans)
So you have a very big decision to make.
I'm gonna turn you around, and for the first time,
you're gonna get to see your two options.
You ready to get it poppin'?
- Yeah.
- CO, wanna come help your girl out?
- I'm gonna help you out, baby girl, ready?
(twinkling)
- Getting you damn ready a thing.
We got your man Alex right here.
Alright, you know he'll always come
to your Mama's house dressed up.
He got his church shoes, he'll do your taxes for free,
I mean he looks so innocent, he could probably do 65
in a 35 and not get a ticket.
- But we do know Caio.
You know, he is the URL, but he did say
that he has a lot of rhythm.
- Here's the deal, we're gonna give you
some more information.
Remember before the show you answered
those five questions for us?
We've put 'em on these cards.
We're gonna ask these two guys a question,
and see who's the most compatible.
Would that help you out?
- Yeah.
- Let's get to it.
Sweet, or salty.
- Salty.
- Caio, sweet.
Salty!
(audience groans)
- Thongs or booty shorts?
- Thong.
- Caio, thongs or booty, thongs!
- Cisco.
Thongs! - Thongs!
- Podcast, or playlist.
- Podcast.
- Okay, playlist. - Playlist!
- Playlist
Scarier, hypes, or hypocrites?
- Hypocrites.
- [Justina] Damn Right.
- Hypes or hypocrites, Caio.
Hypocrites.
Hypocrites!
- Last question.
Worst texting habit, using a ton of emojis,
or using no emojis.
- Way oo many emojis.
- [Justina] Okay.
- Never using emojis. - Never.
- Ton of emojis.
- [Conceited] Ton of emojis.
- Alright, my boy Alex in the flesh,
he got four right, that's pretty good.
Four out five, Kyle over here only got three out of five.
Alright, I don't wanna pressure you,
but only you can decide who you wanna single out.
You get your taxes done for free forever,
or you can go salsa dancing in to the moonlight,
it's up to you.
Who do you wanna go with?
(audience yelling suggestions)
- Who to pick, who to pick, who to pick.
- I'm gonna go with you.
(bell dings)
- Yeah! (audience cheers)
- Come meet your man!
Yes, congratulations.
Alright, Allana, here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna turn you right around,
and we're gonna bring out the URL
to show you who you missed out on.
Con, bring me Caio.
- And it's really him.
It's really him. - It's really him.
Here, give her a handshake.
Don't get too close.
Alright, alright, hopefully these two found love.
If not, they can haver a threesome,
and for all you at home ,
if you can't find love,
you could always bang your best friend.
- Oh my God, listen, thank you for watching.
Visit MTV Singled Out, and we'll see you next time.
We out!
(audience cheers) - We out!
Does nobody in here freestyle?
(audience cheers)
♪ Out to my girl ♪
♪ Her name Allana ♪
♪ She a sexy Mama, came from da Bahamas ♪
♪ Now the track, you know we always thick out ♪
♪ Treat her bad, my girl she's gonna flip out ♪
♪ Uh hustling all up in my bio ♪
♪ Sexy camera male, yeah his name is Caio ♪
♪ Matter of fact, yeah I gotta ask this ♪
♪ I'm really serious, do you do taxes ♪
♪ Yeah, you know I'm really absurd ♪
♪ You probably cute but you look like a nerd ♪
♪ 'Cause when I do it, yeah I do it one time ♪
♪ See you wait, Singled Out ♪
♪ Your girl, Justina Valentine ♪
(audience cheers) - Ahh!
Thank y'all for watching.
This is Singled Out, t.v dish time, whoo!
- Yeah yeah!