We're back and we're hanging out with Dr. Sandra Lee,
a.k.a. Dr. Pimple Popper.
And just to reiterate,
these pimples are fake,
put on by our amazing makeup crew here.
They're amazing. They look very realistic.
Have you ever seen anything in the field quite this bad?
I have seen things this bad,
but I've never seen anyone eat them or anything,
so that would be a whole different kind of thing.
You've never been tempted to take whatever landed on your finger
and put it in your mouth? Good for you.
So if you haven't seen that,
click on the video with the green border.
- That was a few segments ago. - It was quite amazing effects.
How does this work? I mean, for people who haven't seen it.
What are the videos and then what are we going to do with this game?
Well, what you're going to do
is you're going to watch some of my favorite--
or the very most popular videos that I have,
- and you're going to guess. - Of your own work.
Yes, these are my patients. These are my own surgeries.
These are procedures that I've done on my own.
And we film them.
I guess what this all comes down to
- is you can't predict-- - How it popped.
Yeah, what a cyst looks like,
or what a pop is going to be like, so...
- I want you to see-- - Is that part of the thrill?
That's part of the thrill. I think that's what part of what people like about it.
So we're going to give you guys a chance to see
what kind of pop this is going to be.
- Okay. - Okay, what's up first?
Okay, so first up,
we have a simple back cyst that you can really barely see.
- Oh. - I don't see...
My finger is pointing to it
That's a back.
That's-- There's nothing there.
So does this pop A,
thin and sticky, like expired children's silly string...
Rhett:
Or B, thick and ominous,
like it's literally the monster from "Dune"?
- I think this has gotta be A. - Really?
'Cause we're talking about something that's deep down,
and there's like a little pool where we can't even see it and it's going to come at me--
How could it be thick and ominous?
It's gonna come out like a little snake.
You don't watch my videos, do you?
So-- Oh, well, then I'm going with B,
thick and ominous.
You sure? I think she's just throwing you off.
I think you're trying to throw me off and her not throwing me off.
- I'm going with A. - B.
Okay, and the answer is in the video.
Rhett: Oh, gosh. Link: Oh, yes!
Thick and frickin' ominous!
Oh, wow! No, how!
- Those are your hands? - Yes, those are my hands.
They look like gloves.
Yeah, this is a cyst. This is a typical cyst.
- That is just macerated keratin. - That's typical?
That is wet skin cells.
All right, let's do another one.
Okay, next one.
All right, question number two.
This next one is a pilar cyst.
Now, pilar cysts occur on the scalp.
That's just the scalp of a young guy.
- Oh, my gosh. - This is-- they're really common.
Looks like the scalp of an opossum.
You sure that's a human?
What's this pop like?
Is it A, curvy and squiggly, like an albino garden snake.
( shuddering ) Gosh.
Or B, short and squat,
like a lifestyle vlogger's decorative birch tree trunk?
Short and squat.
Really? You think this is short and squat?
That's what I said.
I mean, you were right last time,
I'm still going with A, curvy and squiggly.
I'm hoping for the best.
If you're right, I'll pop a zit on your face.
- Okay. - 'Cause they're kinda bothering me.
They need to be popped.
They're all on the side, just calling out our name.
I will say that. Okay, you ready?
The answer is...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Pilar cysts are cool because they come out usually intact.
That's part of that dude's brain.
No, it's on top of the brain.
No, that's part of the brain. You just squeezed somebody's brain out.
No, but it's quite satisfying, isn't it?
It's not satisfying. To who?
It feels good that it's gone.
I mean can you imagine watching this right before you go to sleep?
That's what my wife does.
Your wife is crazy.
This is her lull-a-freakin'-bys.
I don't know why
we're compatible.
Because she's amazing. She's amazing.
You wanna pop this one or that one?
- You wanna pop one. - I--
Yeah, but I don't wanna eat it. that's for sure.
I'll pop one. Want me to pop one?
Pop his 'cause that's bothering me.
This one right here-- yeah, I'll pop it.
- And that one. - Oh, okay.
Okay, ready?
Oh, yeah, there you go.
That is really realistic, though, I will tell you.
I am not--
I never smell cysts, by the way.
That's the first time I've smelled a cyst.
You know that it's actually food.
I know, but I wanna say it's spaghetti, but I'm afraid.
Let's do another one. I don't know. You tell us what it is.
Oh, did you taste it?
Yeah, it doesn't taste like anything.
Sriracha? I don't know.
Is there another hot sauce one?
Stevie: I think it's just tomato.
- Oh, tomato. - She tasted it.
She's a good sport.
I do. I know it's food.
Okay, ready? The next question.
- Make more nightmares. - Question number three.
All righty here. We're going to look at a steatocystoma. Okay?
Link:
- Lee:
This happens to people in the Northwest?
Steatocystoma.
They call them Seattle Tacomas, too.
How does this cyst pop?
A, smooth and twisty, like thick Olive Garden creamy linguini.
- Oh, gosh. - Never going there again.
Or B, sudden and hard,
like a shiny silver river pebble
that magically pops out of the river,
and indicated the beginning
of your young adult sci-fi novel adventure.
I wanna see that.
I'm hoping that it's sudden and hard.
Yeah, I think it's sudden and hard, just like a bloop,
and it just comes right out,
like it's a rock underneath the skin. Let's see it.
Let's find out.
- Oh, gosh. - Oh, smooth and twisted.
Olive Garden all the way.
This is very typical for a steatocystoma.
They come out like this, like linguini, we call them.
Or butter. They come out like butter.
- It's not butter. - Looks like Vaseline.
They are actually a fan favorite.
For some reason people really love them.
because I think they're very unexpected,
what you find under the skin.
Do people who really like your videos
start doing things to induce their own zits
- so they can pop them? - I hope not.
No, I don't think so, but I do think they chase their husbands or wives
around the house and want to, you know, take care of it.
They find the zits in their lives.
They do. Question number four. Here's the picture.
This one's already leaking.
-
The inguinal, which is like this part right here,
the V in the front.
- Okay, got it. - Below your abdomen.
And this one's already leaking.
I already nicked it with a needle or something.
Oh, gosh, why?
But it has a distinctive conclusion.
How do you think this pop erupts?
A, thick and goopy like an explosion of garlic mashed potatoes.
- Or-- - Oh, gosh. Why are you ruining so many foods for me?
'Cause it's organic. It's always like food.
B, watery and explosive like the fountains at Bellagio.
Rhett:
- They're mesmerizing. - Never again.
This will mesmerize you, though.
- Uh... - It's gotta be thick and goopy, right?
I think this is going to be watery and explosive
'cause it's near the stomach.
There's a lot of goop in there.
Cysts don't go all the way to the core.
This is in the skin. This is in the skin.
And it's just wet skin.
I know you're a doctor, but I just feel like it finds a way.
- It just finds a way to get in there. - Thick and goopy.
B, watery and explosive.
Okay, let's see it.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
No! No! No! No!
No! No!
I don't even know what's right.
I'm right. Mashed frickin' potatoes, man.
Yes, yes, you're not doing very well, Rhett.
- All right, I took the lead. - I don't have the gift, and I don't care.
Okay, the last one. Question number five.
Okay, for the grand finale,
we have what we call the baby-faced cyst.
It's on the left hip of a gentleman.
- Link:
Are you sure that's just not a twin?
Well, we find out.
This is an epidermoid cyst
that was on a man for over 50 years.
So when this came out, when we birthed it,
this 50-year-old baby-faced cyst baby.
Did it look like A, gray goop?
Like gray oil sludge that mysteriously clogged up your brand new lawn mower?
Or B, A hairball,
like it was actually a gigantic ball of hair?
Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh.
This guy had hair for 50 years?
You-- I mean, I wanna see hair come out.
I bet it's hair. Gosh.
- Oh, please be hair. - It's gotta be gray goop.
I don't even think I'll be grossed out by hair.
Now, because I'm winning and I wanna win a game
'cause I rarely do that,
I'm going to agree and say a hair ball.
Okay, you think it's hair ball?
- Yes. - Okay.
Okay, let's find out.
- Oh. Oh. - No.
- Oh! Oh! - Oh.
- We're both wrong. - Man, you flinched on that one.
I had to catch it like it was going to spray on me.
I had to, like, block it, and I grabbed the gauze.
We didn't have enough gauze under us.
That looks like something that's been just packed up in there for 50 years.
Yeah, it's like clay.
Actually people-- A lot of people say on this one,
"Try the gray stuff. It's delicious."
That's what the quote is, I guess.
- Oh! - Do the text.
What do you do with that stuff? Do you keep it?
- No. - All right,
so it looks like I win this as well.
Do the honors on the one that... hmm...
This is a good one. This actually should be really ripe.
Just like a little pus Coming here.
Oh, yes, it is. It was a bubble.
It was green, too.
Oh, gosh! It came out on your hand!
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