LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME YOUR HOST FOR TONIGHT
LUKAS DISPARROW
HELLO HELLO OH MY GOD HI
HELLO HELLO OH MY GOD HOW YOU DOING OH MY GOD
I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE
OH MY GOD
HELLO APOLLO
HELLO HAMMERSMITH
HELLO LONDON
SO LISTEN I'M LIKE YOU KNOW
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING YOU KNOW I WOKE UP
THAT'S A GOOD FIRST STEP TO START YOUR MORNING
IS TO WAKE UP
YOU KNOW
SO THEN I HAD BREAKFAST
I'M TELLING YOU GUYS I HAD BREAKFAST
THAT'S THE SECOND BEST THING IN THE MORNING
SO I HAD BREAKFAST RIGHT
AND THEN I HAD AN APPLE
AND THEN I DECIDED TO TAKE ANOTHER APPLE
SO I HAD TWO APPLES RIGHT
AND THEN I DECIDED YOU KNOW MMM I'M GONNA HAVE A BANANA
APPLE APPLE AND BANANA
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW
YEAH A D!CK
OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO MUCH FUN GUYS
I LOVE ANIMALS
I LOVE ANIMALS LIKE ALL THE ANIMALS
BUT I REALLY LOVE YOU KNOW THOSE
I LOVE CHICKENS
I REALLY LIKE CHICKENS THEY'RE REALLY CUTE YOU KNOW
YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE
I LIKE BIG
STRONG
HARD
COCKS
YOU KNOW I LOVE COCKS
I LOVE COCKS AND I LOVE CHICKENS
BUT STRONG ARE LIKE, STRONG HARD
COCKS
I LIKE THEY'RE LIKE BIG POWERFUL
WHO ELSE LIKES COCKS
YEAH YOU LIKE COCKS
YOU LIKE COCKS YEAH
I LIKE D!CKS AS WELL... NOT D!CKS!
I LIKE DUCKS NOT D!CKS
I LIKE TOMATOES
BUT I DONT LIKE TOMATOS
THANK YOU
TALKING ABOUT TOMOTOES
WHO LIKES POTATOES
OH STOP IT YOU ARE TOO MUCH FUN
YOU ARE TOO MUCH FUN
ANYWAY GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH
MY NAME IS LUKAS DISPARROW I AM A STAND UP COMEDIAN
I AM AVAILABLE FOR BOOKINGS SO BOOK ME
THANK YOU YOU WERE A LOT OF FUN BYE BYE
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THE MORE VIDEO I MAKE
THE MORE I KNOW WHAT TO DO
ISN'T IT FUNNY
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