Thank you so much.
That's so nice.
Have a seat.
Thank you so much.
Here she is now, Mila Kunis.
[CHEERING]
Hi.
Hi, Mila.
Hi, Ellen.
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
I'm supposed to guest host today.
No, no.
You're supposed to guest host when I'm not here.
And as you can see, I'm not not here.
Right.
But they asked me to host today.
Did they-- do they ask you to host today?
No, they don't have to ask me to host because I
host every single day.
Oh.
Well, that's weird.
All right.
I guess I showered for nothing, so--
Like you really like showering.
All right.
I guess I'll go.
No, don't go.
Don't go.
Oh, ok.
If you insist.
I have a crazy, crazy idea.
Why don't you guest host with me?
Co-host.
Like, you know--
Like together?
I mean, you're here.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, I'm here.
And-- well, do you think that would actually work out?
Like you and I co-hosting together?
It's hard to say.
I don't know, but let's just try it.
OK?
OK.
Well, that'll be great.
OK.
Oh, I'm so excited.
I mean look at--
Yeah.
We have--
Yeah.
Thank you.
So you posted something recently that-- what year was this?
Let's share this post.
Oh.
Look at you.
[LAUGHS]
Woo.
[CHEERING]
See, people look at me now.
Look, look, look.
I was a cute little thing running around Miami
with those--
This was Miami?
This was Miami.
You got in trouble.
Oh, you don't know.
Oh, I can imagine.
Did you know Waldo Fernandez in Miami?
I did.
All right.
We'll talk about that later.
But-- so how old are you there?
Probably, I would say that's my little Fiat 120-something
Spider something-or-another.
I would say I'm 26.
Maybe.
Yeah.
And what were you doing then?
Were you acting?
I was exercising racehorses.
I had always-- I grew up riding.
I've ridden my whole life.
So you could have been a jockey.
I wanted to.
This was the problem.
[LAUGHTER]
I looked like my water is about to break,
so they couldn't they could even get me on.
Trying to get little fatty--
little fatty trying to--
No, you really do.
You have to weigh about 109.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah, they have to constantly weigh themselves.
But I was an exercise rider.
I got up at 5 o'clock in the morning,
and I got on five horses.
And we went round two or three laps each, training, and then
I was off running.
Do you still ride horses?
I do.
But like racehorses, you have to go really, really fast.
Like you're on a horse going that fast?
Really fast.
That's dangerous.
It is dangerous.
Yeah.
I remember the one time a contact lens popped out,
and I spit on it and stuck it back in.
I have a lot of skills.
[LAUGHTER]
That's impressive.
Did you think that you would ever get back in the pool
after that?
Absolutely not.
People always told me.
They were like, you're going to get back
in the pool and everything.
And I was like, how do you swim with no legs?
Like it's just-- you can't do it.
You did it.
Yes, you can.
[CHEERING]
But how exhausting is that?
Because when you were swimming before with legs,
you're using your legs to kick.
So now it's all arms, all--
you're just, I mean, how much more exhausting is that?
Oh my gosh.
The first time I got in the pool I
started like kicking right away because my kick was
a huge part of my stroke.
And I didn't move anywhere.
If anything, I moved backwards, so it was a huge shock to me.
You know, I only had a year to train for Tokyo, so--
What?
Oh my God.
It was just, you know, I gave it everything I got.
I was training three to four times a day during quarantine,
and so I'm really happy with where I'm at,
but I still have a long way to go.
Not really.
You won the Olympics.
Two gold medals.
And I know you have a lot of celebrities that are reaching
out to congratulate you.
Who's been reaching out?
Yeah.
Kris Jenner reached out to me, which was so amazing.
It was so cool to be able to hear from her.
And then also Katie Ledecky reached out
to me, which was just amazing because ever
since I was a young swimmer, I've always looked up to her.
Well, I think that we maybe have a little message for you.
Hey, Morgan, it's Katie Ledecky here.
I just want to say a big congratulations
on your performance in Tokyo.
You inspired so many people, so enjoy these moments celebrating
with your family and friends.
It's an honor to be your teammate,
and I can't wait to congratulate you in person.
[CHEERING]
I mean, that's pretty cool.