[Max] Wake up.
We just celebrated our three year anniversary on new year’s eve.
Who would have thought that random date could turn into a whole ass marriage.
Our lives changed drastically since last year’s morning routine
and I have a feeling it’s going to change a lot more this year.
Sometimes I think about my life and wonder
how my sixteen year old self would feel if he saw me now.
We have lived so openly and happily
that it makes my head feel dizzy sometimes.
To think that these past three years have flown by just like that.
What’s the next ten years going to be like?
One of the biggest changes in habit since last year is that I started drinking coffee.
That jolt of energy from each sip is so fucking relaxing.
Although it gives me major insomnia so I’m still debating if it’s worth it.
Oh this is Yos speaking. I’m not sure if that was clear.
(yes the dude with the bowl cut)
The other day I was thinking about people who gets married without ever having lived with one another.
Max and I practically started living together since day one of seeing each other (which is insane).
Our situation was unique because Max came to New York City as a tourist while I was a resident.
It made me miss that first couple of months of getting to know each other,
When it was so new and exciting.
Like what weird habits am I going to discover?
(turns out there was a lot)
This clip is supposed to depict us working but...
We definitely never do this.
ok that was cute but
our morning routine can also look like this
Okay so it’s mostly like this.
I like to blame it on the pandemic
but the truth is we just need to get our shit together.
im gonna fart on you.
(silent but deadly fart)
It’s usually Max dragging me out of bed since I’m the one with insomnia.
[Yos] are you gonna shower?
[Max] I’m just gonna put deodorant.
We’re not actually this disgusting (but close).
I apologize if this is destroying your vision of a perfectly sweet gay couple.
We live like bros sometimes (who kisses and have s3x).
Sometimes we have to remind ourselves that it’s the shitty moments that makes the happy moments better.
Bet you didn’t expect to get hit with philosophy while watching some gays morning routine.
Remember how I said that there are moments in our relationship that makes me dizzy?
This is one of them.
[Max] Oh yeah, babe. We have to do the laundry.
- You do it.
I think if sixteen year old me were to see how I’m living now
while he’s sitting on a pile of self hatred and confused sexuality...
he would let out a huge sigh of relief.