Travel season upon us.
Here we go. Prompter. This, uh, ph--
this photo's making the rounds on the Internet again.
I like this one. Passenger used a blanket
to create a, uh, foot hammock.
I thought she was endangering lives by
blocking the emergency exit.
Guy, you block the emergency exit a lot.
What do you think of, uh... her stealing your thunder?
Honest, David, I don't understand someone choosing
to be inconvenient on an airplane.
I had being inconvenient on an airplane thrust upon me.
Every time I just decide that I need
to go to Phoenix, it's constantly a, you know,
is someone going to yell at me
until I get thrown off of the plane?
Finally, I just made it to Delta Platinum.
If she wants a cute place to put her feet, she needs
to do the work and get Delta platinum.
FARIS: What?
-What? -No!
Uh-oh.
No! No!
I feel like her ingenuity is awesome.
If things are going south,
are you, like, gonna be worried about the foot hammock? Like...
-That's fair. -You mean a plane crash?
-Yeah, yeah. -You're saying this is what a...
-That's what I mean. -This is what made America great.
-Yeah. -People building their own foot hammocks.
I'm just confused where she found sheets
on the plane, 'cause that's bigger than a plane blanket.
-Yeah. -What the hell is it?
She's, "I'm gonna bring my sheets to do this?"
I don't know if it's SkyMall.
By the way, I was like, "This happens in coach?"
Um, I thought people stood up in coach.
I should peek back there now and then. Yeah.
-I thought it was like a, uh, subway back there. -FARIS: Yeah.
SPADE: No. All right, Bravo announced
they're making a Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
Uh, it's like all the other Real Housewife shows,
except there's only one husband. Now...
-(laughter, groaning) -Does this sound interesting?
-Uh-huh. -Okay.
-Can I ask you? -SPADE: Sure.
-All right, number one. -SPADE: Mm-hmm.
Would you, uh, date a Real Housewife?
-Oh. Uh... -No, you wouldn't because
-they're too... old. -SPADE: No.
-Anna, no, no. -(Anna grunts loudly)
Okay.
Would you like to be...?
Would you like to have multiple wives?
That's a different question.
'Cause there are pros and cons, and I have...
'Cause when I was in college, I wanted...
I-I thought, um, I actually thought, um,
that being a part
of a polygamist family would be really beneficial.
-Okay. -Like, you get some benefits,
like, once or twice a week maybe or whatever.
-SPADE: Yeah. -Then, and then, you get like,
"I can, like, do my thing.
"I can make, like, weird, like, pottery in the barn
or, like..."
-Thank you. I like... -Yeah. Yeah.
-By the way, just saying, -Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
if you ever married me,
you can make all the weird pottery you want.
-SPADE: Yeah. -FARIS: Thank you.
(laughter, applause, cheering)
I have a... I have a room in my house
-that's filled with clay. -FARIS: Yeah.
And it's got a little oven, and I don't know what to do with it!
FARIS: A... for a fourth wife.
And now it's for your pottery!
-Yeah, I love it. -That's all I'm gonna...
Have women... tell 'em. I got weird pottery.
Come on over, Real Housewife.
Make your weird pottery in my extra room!
-FARIS: Okay. -Let's-let's be clear about this, though.
-SPADE: Yes. -Andy Cohen is only doing this
so he can have sex with their closeted husbands.
Like, there aren't even cameras involved.
(laughter)
This... this was announced at BravoCon,
which we don't even need to talk about that.
You think that Andy likes a high...
high-altitude man? Is that what this is about?
No, I'm saying, like, a lot of Mormon men have passions
-that they weren't able to follow. -FARIS: Oh.
-SPADE: Oh, yeah. -So they just get, you know,
-a nice lady who does a lot of pottery. -FARIS: Yes.
Well, thank goodness there's a lot of women who have the
passions that they wanted to follow right in there.
They just wanted to have those...
Oh, God, I'm getting into dangerous here.
SPADE: That's all right. You're doing fine.
-I love everybody. -Listen, the ultimate goal of anyone
on these shows is to get on a meme... uh, meme status.
Taylor Armstrong got on a good one recently.
-This has been everywhere. -(laughter)
This is her with a cat.
Maybe one day. All right, we'll be back
-explaining more jokes. -GARLIN: All right. Wait. Wait.
-Hold on. Hold on. -Hold on. Hold on.
Which one's the meme?
I don't get why we have to cut to commercials so much.
-Like, what-what is that about? -SPADE: Oh, I didn't...
Things are just getting good.
I know. I think that's the problem.
-They want to keep us down. -Yeah.
We got funny for a second.