Wait, no!
It's spicy!
Yes!
It's spicy!
Yes!
Gamble your taste buds on Burn or Bliss,
the hellishly spicy chocolate roulette challenge.
The set includes 12 identical looking pieces
of delicious milk chocolate.
But some devil has randomly spiked five of the chocolate
squares with the chili extract that's
far and away hotter than any pepper you could ever
get at a supermarket.
And since they look identical, there's only one way
to know which is which.
Ladies first.
Together?
Yes.
Together.
OK.
Deal.
3, 2, 1.
Oh, dang it.
Mine's spicy too.
My nose is going.
Oh, me too.
Oh.
How you holding up?
It's definitely kicking me in the throat a little bit.
I swallowed mine already.
Oh, mine's in my throat, too.
Why do we keep doing this to ourselves?
I don't know.
Oh, swallowing it's so bad.
I think they're no spice.
Yeah.
You excited?
I didn't get any spice, either.
Really good chocolate, though.
No spice.
Yeah.
So that's it, right?
No, you don't get to leave.
It's like somebody put a s'more in my mouth without blowing out
the marshmallow.
You know the little dangly ball?
No, I don't know.
Explain his dangly ball, John.
Well you got this little dangly ball--
Yeah, keep telling me this story.
I like this.
In the back of your throat?
Yeah.
It's like it's on fire.
Let's just go again.
What?
Let's do it again.
Somebody's got to get a spiced one before we quit.
OK.
Oh no.
I'm so nervous.
Mine's spicy.
Mine is so good!
No!
I brought you here specifically to get a spicy one.
Yeah.
Cheers.
Milk chocolate.
All right.
So there's five spicy, and seven not spicy.
Can you tell?
I mean, you can't even tell.
Like there's no hint at all.
No.
I don't know how much longer I can do this.
OK.
If I get one more and it's not spicy, I'm not doing any more.
Right.
You're looking really bad.
Is this what it does to you?
Cheers.
No, same time.
Don't trick me.
OK.
It's hard to-- no.
That's-- yeah.
There it is.
It just comes flooding back.
Oh wait, no!
It's spicy.
Yes!
No, it's spicy!
Yes!
Oh, the buzzer.
OK.
Do I have to eat it?
The mouth is on fire.
Yeah.
That's what spicy does.
Oh, it hurts to swallow it.
Yeah.
Wait, so seriously.
It hurts.
It feels like a volcanic eruption happening deep
inside me.
Yeah.
And it will explode at some point.
Shoot.
I can't swear, can I?
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Uh huh.
Can I have something to drink?
No.
It's really, really, really bad.
Go again?
Let's do it.
Let's get crazy.
I feel like the spice has kind of affected our brains.
Yeah.
I mean, this is how this game's played.
I want this one.
Hold my hand.
No.
OK.
You did this to me.
I feel like-- oh!
You ever do something really bad, and you know it?
Like really spicy?
Yeah.
And you just know it?
Yeah.
Like that?
How do you make it stop, for serious?
Time,
Oh [BLEEP] It hurts so, so bad.
It still hurts!
These are all milk chocolate, right?
Let's go again.
What kind of pepper is that?
It's a chili extract.
Worse than Tabasco.
Yeah, you think?
That's milk chocolate.
We did it.
Good job.
If your eyes are bothering you a lot, you can do the John Staum,
and just put ice cream on your eyes.
I need some relief.
We didn't even bring it out here, did we?
Jamie and Alison got the ice cream so fast.
Like, oh, you get the ice cream.
There's no one here even trying.
You guys are just standing around, smiling and laughing.
We ran out?
There's no more ice cream?
They ate it all.
I need a new job.
Challenge your friend to a game of spicy roulette,
and see who gets burned.
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Oh my God, Jaimie, it really hurts.
Wait, why do we have this red light on over here?
Oh, my--
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