A hammer.
[ Buzzer ] Try again.
A penis.
Tell me the age a kid is too old
to sleep with a --
What the [bleep] did he say?
[ Laughter ]
Michael: Yo, come on.
We can't start this again.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Okay. Come on, now.
I'm sorry.
No.
We can't do it again now.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I swear, I'm sorry.
That just came out.
I don't even know where that came from.
I was reading the question, and then I said,
"What the..."
[ Laughter ]
I'm sorry.
Okay, can we start over? I'm sorry.
Oh, man. This...
Your ass is going on YouTube, though.
[ Cheers and applause ]
He said on YouTube? YouTube.
Steve: Oh, you gonna be on YouTube!
You gonna be the greatest clip ever played!
'Cause Captain Hook replaced his hook with a penis.
[ Laughter ]
Get it together, Bruce.
Get it together.
Ooh.
Okay, here we go.
Tell me the age a kid is too old
to sleep with a teddy bear.
4.
Name something you might have nightmares
about getting hit by.
Offensive lineman.
Name a type of cheese you put on a hamburger.
Cheddar.
[ Buzzer ] Try again.
Swiss.
Name a color you'd see on a checkerboard game.
[ Buzzer ] Black.
Man: Black.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Kevin: Hey! I like that, Bruce!
I like that! I like that! You good!
Here we go.
We need 72 points.
If Captain [Laughing] Hook...
[ Laughter ]
Kevin: Oh, no.
Captain Hook...
[ Laughter ]
...was moonlighting as a handyman...
[ Laughs ]
...he might replace his hook with what tool?
You said hammer first.
We buzzed you, and then you said...
Man: Oh, no.
I guess for you...
I guess that would be your other weapon.
[ Laughter ]
"Well, if I can't use my hook, I'll tell you what."
[ Laughter ]
"I bet I got something to get the job done.
Hold tight.
You use your hook if you want to.
I'mma use this here."
Survey said...
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Tell me the age a kid is too old
to sleep with a teddy bear.
[ Laughing ] You said...
"Get your little self.
What is you doing with a teddy bear?!
You 4, boy!"
[ Laughter ]
"What's your big ass doing with this teddy bear
and you 4?!"
Survey said...
Come on. There we go.
[ Applause ]
10.
10 was the number-one answer,
and hammer -- hammer was the number-one answer.
Name something you might have nightmares
about getting hit by.
Y'all football players.
You said...huh?
Woman: He said football player, which is the same as a linebacker.
He said football player?
So we need another answer.
We need another answer. Okay, listen to me.
Okay. Let me ask you this.
So, that's a football player -- offensive lineman.
So, name something you might have nightmares
about getting hit by.
A car. Okay.
[ Cheers and applause ]
You said a car.
Survey said...
Oh! Oh!
A miracle on 34th Street!
Car and truck was the number-one answer!
'Cause I can assure you, offensive lineman...
Ain't up there. ...wasn't -- Naw.
We need 28 points.
Name a type of cheese you put on a hamburger.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
American.
American is the number-one answer.
We nine points away from victory,
the gold jackets, Hall of Fame, $25,000.
Name a color you see on a checkerboard game.
You said...
Survey said...
Kevin: Yeah, buddy. Yeah. 00:04:55.003,00:00:00.000 [ Cheers and applause ]