hey guys today we're doing another video
it's kind of like the dirty mind test
but with children's books but they're
for kids so they have to be
family-friendly right so did you thought
a long time ago like when I was growing
up people wouldn't get butthurt over
every little thing
there was no Twitter or tumblr where
people could complain about everything
thought I mean it's like they got away
with putting these things in books or
maybe not everybody had a dirty mind
back then now
20:17 just straight up filth you see
this 95% bill and 5% thinking about
where you're gonna eat next it goes for
all of you alright so this is from a
book and it's the little girl taking a
bath on her teddy bears just there and
it's like teddy bear doesn't care for
the bathtub you would rather sit and
watch this this is how pedobear started
like the teddy bear would just sit and
watch you
it's only a teddy bear right I don't
know do you like it in your face yes I
like it
anyplace ah why why would you let her
throw a snowball in your face really oh
she's like yeah I like it
any place you get throw those snowballs
wherever you want the dog knows the same
right 1 2 3 pull what are we pulling oh
it's it's a damn worm I'm pretty sure
the chicken to get it himself why are
they pulling it out for the bird look at
the birds job way again everybody pull
worm for you you got a beak the beaks
can clamp onto it you don't have to have
an orgy of farm animals to get your damn
food okay okay you Sophie Schmid Schmid
I know somebody who had that last name
in high school and I really didn't like
her she would judge me for everything I
said there she would look at me like
what's wrong with you I forget what I
even said but she got so pissed at me
and just gave me dirty looks every time
she seen me but again Sophie and Sabine
this is unnecessary
it is encouraging dry-humping and that
is not family-friendly it is not
kid-friendly i'ma have to take these
books off the shelf figure out the
lovely title who toss my salad
which one y'all want to toss my salad is
it you is it you nah nah a long time ago
toss my salad actually meant toss a damn
salad it's funny how it's the literal
meaning next one we got this kid over
here climbing a tree look up baby
look up and see dick see dick go up see
dick go up now
dick was such a common name back then so
it's not like there's anything wrong
with this I mean if his name was Billy
look up and see Billy see Billy go up
see Billy go up up up see there's
nothing wrong with when I say Billy but
when you say see dick go up up up
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there's only what thing I'm thinking
about we got a lot of these dick thick
what did you like this is literally the
title of the book which was dick the
dog's name is dick he's looking a weiner
but he's a wiener dog is that
cannibalism or is the kids fall the kid
is feeding the dog its own kind I mean
it's kind of like your sausage ISA
sausage is it really cannibalistic the
world will never know another invisible
dick now first is like what did you like
that he's invisible thing is this dude's
dick riding a bike wearing a helmet
I don't know dick is riding the bike the
helmet looks too low what is dick could
be anything all I know is he's invisible
Oh what is this
why does it move is grandpa Harpo why
does hot boy look beat up he got some
bandages on his bald ass hat he was like
his mouth shut together hanging got his
dentures in beholden little Billy like
that well I've been judging by these
other books that seems like every little
boy's name is dick so he told to dick
like that and he's fished in why is he
holding it like that why is this so bad
to be colored once Harpo's horrible
secret I need to know the Frog knows
that frog grow up to be Pepe no gauge
you can play with your put cat like a
cat and lots of other stuffed cat owners
should know hear me out
it's a cat that's what everybody used to
call their pet cats like what kind of
games can you play with your PI water no
let's not make this weird okay these are
children's books you just got a dirty
mind you need to clean up that filth
okay get a toothbrush stick it through
your nose scrub that brain real good
don't actually do that you ever just go
to the bathroom and poo get stuck it's
so good is this what it looks like down
there this is you that's what you're
trying to get out but why is the rabbit
daddy does some bad stuff daddy gets
caught daddy goes to jail it's okay
don't worry there's a children's book
for this that could explain everything
the night dad went to jail what to
expect when someone you love goes to
jail as told by rabbits
I wonder what rabbit jail is like I mean
dad seems like a good dude
taking his kid fishing he's like I was
drying his dad getting arrested like Oh
dad's getting handcuffed with that go to
jail for stealing a carrot my mom's
always yelling Louie get those balls out
of your mouth before you choke while
Louie look like a damn potato
how you gonna choke on something that
big no really you can't even fit that in
your mouth I don't know why they marked
a big ass things choking hazard when it
won't even go in your mouth well baby's
got big eyes mouths now oh no I have a
small mouth so I don't know the big
mouth struggle no ah what could this
possibly be the children are seated in a
circle one child who has chosen to be
poor [ __ ] stands at the center poor
[ __ ] kneels before some child and meows
three times every time he meows the
child whom he is facing must say poor
[ __ ] without laughing if he laughs he
becomes poor [ __ ] if he doesn't laugh
the [ __ ] must try someone else
yikes
this is 2017 this is humiliation and
macho sadism and this is not okay so
apparently this was supposed to be a
completely innocent children's game this
is just wrong in so many ways just
because of the context think about it
this way if it was poor puppy I mean
it's still like a humiliation but I
wouldn't want my kid like going down on
their knees and doing that Sniper Wolf
have you become one of the butthurt
Millennials no no
ah a morning of awkwardness is far
better than a night of loneliness what
he put his pants on after a night did it
sleep with the damn sheep she's just
looking at him like so you gonna call me
tomorrow
ah he's like nah I gotta go to school
got homework you like six years old I
don't understand this pink but before
she couldn't get the words out mr.
Rodgers put something in her mouth it
was so good mr. Rodgers forgot about
being angry why pick with some candy in
her mouth what's wrong with you does
what they did back then sleep teachers
that give the kids some candy late but
why did mr. Rogers forget about being
angry I don't like this man I need boys
for Pleasure Island doing Thailand
pretend I'm poop and you're pooping me
out this is something I would do I
wanted to be poop these are the kids
that grow up to be influencers the
secret of being a good lover is not
knowing when to stop I'm pretty sure
that's raped at the butcher shop they
buy ham for their picnic one they go
next door they go to the supermarket
hold up hold up so the rabbits are out
when the daddy's in jail that's a whole
nother story
but this butcher right here he's sellin
ham I'm not an expert or anything but
ham comes from a damn pig this is mother
like he just killed his family he's dead
inside nobody's questioning him he got
away with it
he's just selling the damn ham just
trying to make an honest living you love
how its animals and it's a meat store
like the mouth is gonna eat cheese the
little bug and turtle thing I don't know
I don't even think rabbits eat meat
they're vegetarian my brother feeds
care yeah they eat carrot this do the
murderer
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