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Hey guys today we're doing text fails
"Hi, I found this phone. You're the first on the contact list can you tell your friend it's been found?"
"Which friend?"
"The one whose name is at the top of your screen"
"Ha ha oh, yeah!"
"So can you tell them I found it?"
"Yeah, will do
Hey it's Adam, somebody found your phone"
And he texts the person who found his phone...
Bruh!
I have a serious question
Are people really this stupid?
"I'm going bungee jumping in two weeks"
"Oh,I would never go bungee jumping"
"Why?"
"Because a broken rubber brought me into this world and god damn it, it won't take me out!"
Well, this got a little personal.
It's like mom told me I was a mistake. It's all coming together, it's all making sense!
The rubber broke once, that worked out for me. Let's just hope it doesn't break again
"Happy birthday, mom. How old are you now 81, 82?"
And mom sends this pic.
"Love you too mom!"
Barbara is not pleased.
You know, you should never ask a lady her age.
Barbara, you looking like a nice young lady...
Wink-wink because you know I'm lying
"So I got pulled over at a traffic stop today the officer asked me when my birthday was and I told him April 20th.
He asked me what year"
"Okay? And?"
"I told him every year"
Yeah, so like April 20th every year is my birthday
Okay, ma'am. I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of this vehicle you're coming with me for stupidity
"Dude, so yesterday, I was in a restaurant and I really needed a pass gas."
"And..."
"The music was really loud so I did it"
"And...."
"I realize though I was listening to my iPod"
Oh, no, that's gotta be embarrassing like 'oh my God, the music is so loud, I'm just gonna let it rip!'
*Fart*
'Yeah, it was the waiter'
"Are the Rock and Dwayne Johnson the same person or twins?"
"Twins mate. One's a wrestler and one's an actor"
"Ohhh. I don't really know who they are..."
"Nah, Dwayne was in Fast & Furious and the Rock was in WWE"
"I've not seen either of them."
"That's the Rock
That's Dwayne"
"Oh my God. They look so similar"
"See why people get confused?"
"Yeah, man weird as fuck!"
They're like totally not the same person! Good old Becky!
If you and your girlfriend want to come over for dinner, be here at 6:00
I'm grilling up some baby black kids, gonna be delicious!"
"As tempting as that sounds we both have to work until 11:00."
"Yeah, I meant baby back ribs! And more for me!"
Oh God baby black kids!
Somebody called the police
"No plans, why?"
"I'm having a cookout, you should come!"
"Love to I'm a vegetarian though..."
"Can I bring veggie burgers? Will the grill have a none meat side? And will there be vegetarian baked beans?"
"Hello?"
"Cookout's cancelled"
"Seriously?"
"Death in the fam..."
This dude Jeff over here rather faked a death that have a vegetarian show up demanding for a non meat side and vegetarian baked beans!
vegetarian show up demanding for an on meat side and vegetarian baked beans
This is a cookout. We eat in meat well now
You know who not to invite hey?
Babe wanna see her hoo-hah so bad can't wait for tonight mica
This is Shauna's mom she let me borrow her phone for the day. What is whoo-hah
Um it's slang for book. We use code words sometimes to save time. Oh, right
She was telling me about that. Yeah, can you also tell her that I want to see her pretty?
They mean earrings yeah, I also can't wait to kick you in the dough how much of an idiot you think I am
She knows parents to get it way too. Smart quick. We gotta come up with new things this dude is stupid
He really played it off as a book and as earrings
What kind of dude is gonna be like I want to see your earrings, so they clearly eyes?
Specifically mr.. Krabs. You know you're never gonna get to talk to Shauna again
I would be so embarrassed
Like I'm transferring to another school like her mom actually knew and called them out on it
Hell no hey mom can I sleep at dance tonight? We're just going to bang?
Oh, and we'll call Josh, so he could join us his mom doesn't care. She'll be with us too what Matthew Plaskett
Are you joking? You'd better be joking I thought you had a girlfriend. Oh, man
Sorry mom Jesus. I met hang as in hang out oh
I thought you'd finally come out of the closet, ... 0~0
It's mom she sounds like disappointed like ha why did those two words have to be so similar
I'm a bang and then on my hang or on my hanging
I'm a bang. Let's bang hang hang out family friendly. What nice walks on two legs
I don't know Mickey Mouse. What duck walks on two legs?
Donald Duck no all ducks dipshit
He got you there. That's right all ducks know
I won't be with her because I don't love her so be with the girl you love I wanna
But what should I say to her say will you be my princess? It's effective will you be my princess yes?
Cool, it works. I'll go see to her
This is straight-up rude. Don't get a girl's hopes up like this
She'll punch you in the throat is this Dave. No. This is his mother Dave passed away last night
Could you notify his friends please? Oh my god? I am so sorry to hear that
Do we you wrong number follow me on Twitter though?
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My god this guy has no chill straight savage man. No. This is mother. He died I
Don't even know a Dave
Well that's so messed up and maybe snort booger out of my nose
Dude me and Nick are about to go to a Giants game box seats want to go Nick
And I what it's Nick and I me and Nick is not proper grammar, dude
Oh, you're right. It is Nick, and I because you are no longer invited
I honestly hate people like this like this dude is like hey want to go to a game
I have tickets and this dude is just gonna correct your grammar. No you save that for your enemies and your internet arguments
Okay, not for your friends the fuck. This is straight up a route Trevor
Hey, can I come over and miss you sure but nobody's home? Oh, okay? I'll be there soon. Hey
Where are you? I'm at your place, but nobody's there. I told you no one's home
You just played yourself, so I heard you're dating my ex yeah, she's amazing man cool
I'm eating a sandwich. Okay, what the leftovers - oh?
He got you good
Hi, honey. How was your day? What the mom? I would you type up penis and Mota con?
I don't know what you mean. It's an alien smiley face. No
It's not it's a penis who told you that
Place on and some of your brother's text to his girlfriend and when I asked he was like it's an alien so wait
This isn't an alien getting on a ship
No, mom no. It is not my mom, okay! :3
See let your mom believe that are you ruined texting for her? Hi this is Randy?
That's not your penis for sale on Craigslist
It's still available if so I would like to come take it for a test drive tonight sometime hi Randy
I'm selling a Prius is this what you meant yes apologies new phone. Well. It's Craigslist you never know
There's a couple of dudes on Craigslist that I want to take other things for test-drives
Found this guy walking in our backyard today. Did you throw it in the water?
That's a tortoise not a turtle I can
You just killed the damn tortoise you found him in your backyard just leave him in your backyard
What would you take him and throw him in the water? You literally drowned him you killed a tortoise?
He was supposed to live for like a hundred years, or so you ended his life
But I hope he could swim with that shell on hey you're colorblind right. Yeah, why I know what I'm getting you for your birthday
Fits a Rubik's Cube. I will rip your throat out now. I'm more original than that it's a box of colored pencils
Wow okay creative gift for the colorblind person in your life. Hey, did you hear that Rebecca Black is pregnant?
I guess that's what happens when you get down on Friday. She must have chosen the backseat
She really pregnant though Rebecca, but I mean people like my age again
I'm pregnant now and have babies and families and stuff is she pregnant oh, nothing comes up, so she's probably not poop emoji
Oh jeez little chocolate kiss with ice watching over you it's a poop with eyes mom oh
I thought it was a chocolate kiss. Hi
Definitely I pooped mama bear
Oh, my I'm so sorry. I wonder who looks at that day like oh my god like it's like a Hershey kiss
It's so adorable
It's like watching you with this little eyes, but the little eyes are just pieces of last night's dinner in the pool
Please stop changing the Google logo so much. I like the original one mom
I don't change the logo Google changes it on my computer
You don't run the Google if I did I wouldn't be driving a 2004 Ford
Mach 6
You run the Google mom
Do you even know what the Google is and how much billions and billions of dollars that?
Costs I was one of the people who ran the Google I will have my own Island
No, I would have my own country. They could buy a country sorry my phone was on vibrate in the stripper oops stroller
Autocorrect sure blame it on the autocorrect. It sounds kinky to me
Dad were you doing with a phone inside a stripper sounds like a dad thing to do Betty wait. That's all for today
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