*Achievement Hunter and Rage Quit intro*
All right, we got Perfect Dark here,
the classic Nintendo 64 game ported to Xbox Live Arcade.
And we're going for the stupid achievement that is complete all twenty nine fucking challenges in the combat simulator.
THAT SHOULD BE FUN, RIGHT?!
Reznov's looking through the fucking window.
Can I fucking observe the scenery in peace?!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!
I WAS FUCKING STUCK ON THE STAIRS, COME ON!
YOU BITCH!
Bullshit.
Oh my God.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
How is he not dead?
How is he not dead? (2x)
I threw like a proximity mine right on his fucking face!
*Sigh*
Start me at the same spot.
Start me at the SAME FUCKING SPOT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
YOU STARTED ME RIGHT WHERE I THREW EIGHT PROXIMITY MINES!!
WHAT THE HELL?!
THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!
Holy shit, that just made my pee pee go back inside of me.
*Sigh*
Oh my God, WHAT THE FUCK?!
Finally, a fucking gun.
Five to nothing, not bad.
Come here, you jerk off!
Don't you-
Don't you get that fucking shield!
NO!
That's right, you don't get shit!
*Teabag noises*
Taco touchdown, bitch!
*Rage growl*
Fucking bullets push you BACKWARDS like assholes
and you get thrown against the wall like a fucking rag doll.
Fuck you BrownMan, thanks for letting me uh...
Oh, COME ON!!!
Fuck!
"Hey you should try the fucking combat challenges in Perfect Dark!"
Thanks BrownMan,
WHY THE FUCK AM I FRIENDS WITH YOU?!
HOLY SHIT!!
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!
*Sigh*
Wow, oh my God.
Fucking spawns.
Outstanding.
I'm gonna rip this guy's fucking dick off and slap his own mouth with it.
I swear to God-
I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
*Constipation noise*
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
HOLY SHIT!
*Whosh*
What the fuck?
Come here you asshole, I will fight you!
NO, FUCK!
HE DIDN'T HAVE A GUN!
HE DIDN'T HAVE A GUN WHEN I CHASED HIM, DON'T GO PICKING ONE UP!
*Raging growl*
Oh my fucking Christ!
EVERY TIME!
Holy CRAP!
He's like the black anaconda KICK THE SHIT OUT OF ME!
Fucking hacks, that's-
That's Skynet bullshit!
Fuck you, AI!
*Nose sigh*
I used to fucking like this game too!
Thanks!
Another game I used to like that I now fucking hate!
*Hulk growl*
You know-
*Alien language*
I die every fucking week, ok?
But it's-it's-it's something about ONE goddamn AI
in-in a fucking multiplayer game, that is just pissing me off!
It's one guy!
And they spawn-
I spawn right in front of him again.
Fucking CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP!
NOPE!
COULDN'T FUCKING JUDO CHOP HIM THAT TIME!
I'M TOO SLOW!
I'M NOT THE MASTER YET!!
Oh great!
Oh blast fucking killing needs and I spawn right into fucking front of him.
Open the door!
OPEN THE DOOR! (2X)
OPEN THE DOOR!!! (3x)
Jesus Christ, I got shit sausage coming out of my mouth!
Wow.
Um...
holy shit!
You know I planned a thing where I'll do a bunch of challenges,
because I'm sure I'll get my ass kicked on a whole lot of them,
I CAN'T GET PASSED THIS ONE!
THIS FUCKING ONE!
No.
No. (2x)
Just no.
*Achievement Hunter outro*