D: Bork.
P: Borf.
D: Boof.
Both: Heck.
P: Give me a 'W'!' W'. Give me an 'I'- No. You're not gonna give me
D: OOOHOOOHOOOHOOO *claps*
P: Give me a' H'! D: Great start!
P: You know what they say! D: Wheh?
P: Eighth time's a charm D: Oooooooh
D: Jeremy.
D: How would it go if every time you touched me with the pen I'd just scream?
P: It'd be worse
D: AAA AAA
P: NO! Don't do it!
D: AAAHHH
P: No!
D: AAAAAAHHHH
D: *monotone screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA P: Oh my gosh
P: Okay, okay!
D: AAA P:*laughing*
D: Strong nozz
D: That is not even. P: That is even!
P: It represents your personality, a bit wayward
D: Wot ya sayin' mate?
D: *Whispering* Yaaaassss
P: *Laughing* I was wondering how long it would take before you did that
P: Yaaaas!
D: Zhong, zham, dangalang, whisked up.
P: How did you know my uncle's name?
D: And now to draw the cat eyes! P: No!
D: Come on, Phil, (NO) come on (NO) here we go! (brrrrrt!!) P: No, that is not part of this video!
D: Yet. *Wink, followed by risque music*
D: (BRRRT)
D: What does the internet want from us, Phil? P: Let's find out, materino!
D: Cool. [ding sound effect]
D: How do snails breathe? P: Through their sNOSES!
D: QUICKLY! Show us how sporks are born.
P: *disturbing groaning and moaning noises*
D: Nothing about the sounds- or the actions was okay. P: *laughs* I don't know what that was!
P: How deep is Dan's dimple? D:*dramatically sighs*
P: Here we go!
P: *singing a dramatic song* Dun, dundundundundun dun.
P: My finger's disappearing! It's so deep! Oh, my whole hand has gone into his face!
P: About 17 feet deep.
D: Inhale a koala, or exhale a kangaroo?
P: Inhale a koala! Did you sniff the koala? I would just shove that right up my nostril! *sniffs* D: Oh damn, that was freshhhhh.
D: Do lawnmowers have feelings? P: Well hopefully grass doesn't have feelings. (tiny aahh)
D: That would be even worse if the lawnmower did. "I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HELP WHAT I DO! I KILL WITH NO CONTROOOOOL!"
P: *laughing* S-Stop
P: Scream into a pillow to relieve your stress!
Both: *muffled screaming*
P: Reenact Yuri!!! On Ice!
P: Dan, you need to show me your... eros. D: *heavy breathing* PORK. CUTLET. BOOOWL!
D: *muffled screaming*
*jazzy musical interlude*
D: Do the mannequin challenge! P: What's the ma--
*music*
D: This would be a lot more impressive if we had any friends, Phil. P: yeah...
D: What happens if dogs and cats breed?
P: * window wiping like noise/eh eh eh*
P: You get a cog, or a dat. D: Oooh!
D: Yo, whaddup? It's dat cog!
D: "KIILLL MEEEE!"
P: Dan? D: *yelling into pillow* AAAAAAHHHH P: Dan? D: *more yelling* P: Da- *giggles/laugh*
D: Phil, this is an important question, we don't ask each other this enough. P: Yeah?
D: How hydrated are you right now?
P: I would say i'm pretty hydrated. I've had like three glasses of water today. D: That's good.
Both: Water! It's important to stay hydrated.
[Inspirational music]
D: Do some ASMR.
P: *whispering* Hello, I'd like to show you my selection of lawnmowers.
P: We're gonna, We're gonna, mow that graasssssss. *gobbling noises*
D: NO STOP P:*giggles*
D: *AAAAAAAAAAAAA* Sorry, I had a lot of stress to get out.
P: Create a pickup line using the word "pistachio" in it.
D: Are you a green muffin? 'Cause if you don't get in my mouth, your life is gonna be PISTACHI-over!
P: *laughing* that was good! D: Oooh! Too soon.
D: *sobs*
D&P: *Humming 'The Internet Is Here' though their noses*
D: If Spirited Away was an emo movie. P: It actually suits him!
D: "Ugh! Life is unfair!"
D: Grab the nearest book to you, read a sentence, and make it sexy. P: Okay, okay, here we go.
D: Really? That-that happened, okay. Oh god here we go. P: This just so happens to be the book! Okay. *Fast forwarding noise* D: bup!
P: *In a sensual tone* "Now, it wasn't just us two driving around the world on this tour..." D: Uh oh.
P: ..."No. We had a team of over twenty people driving--" D: WOOOAHHH! WHERE IS THAT GOING?!
Both: *continue to hum 'The Internet is Here' through nose'
*both laugh* D: That sounded so horrible.
D: Dan and Phil adopt a dog. P: *growling dog noises* D: What the f--what the frick--!
P: *growling noises*
D: Where does honey come from? P: Straight from the bees teet! *licks lips*
P: *laughs* D: You literally just ruined bees for everybody in the world. P: I'm sorry!
P: Do you believe in the tooth fairy? D: No.
*Phil's phone rings* D: Phil, who's calling you? Do you have a friend that you're not telling me about?
P: moshi, moshi?
P: Hey! D: *sobbing* I always knew this day would come!
D: Are you more into butts or foots?
P: Definitely not foots.
D: Phil like big butts and he cannot lie! BOOP!
P: Thicc.
D: You're logged into AmazingPhil, okay? Yup? P: Yes. Yes
D: Go deactivate your channel.
P: No!
D: Goodbye AmazingPhil.
P: And what a thicc channel it was. *laughter*
D: If you were a fan account, what would your @ name be?
P: Definitely "@Phil'sEyelash".
*weird music*
P: Put on your glittery suits for the next question.
D: Do a classy jazz cover of 'The Internet is Here.'
P: *trumpet noises* D: *While snapping* ♫The internet is here...the internet is great!♫
P: *trumpet noises* D: ♫When you've got lots of followers, who needs a real ma-ay-ayyte! Ayyyyyyyy-!♫
D: ...lmao....I hate myself.
Both: *singsong* ♫Ba da la da da, da-da-da, buu-whup!♫
D: Make a smile go from nice to creepy in three seconds.
P: Where do you scrub first in the shower?
D: I do arms.
P: I do my third ear.
P: *squeaky noise*
P: Give birth.
P: Oh my god, it's hideous!!
D: Hellooo! I'm here! P: Send it back! *slurping noises*
D: Phil! Drop your diss track. Go!
D: *beatboxing* P: ♫His name's Phil Lester, thankfully not Moe, he never made this Youtube video!♫
D: *Explosion sounds* P: Bwup bwup bwooh
D:*spits*
P: ♫...Cause he's so perfect like a cake, he is a better rapper than Drake!♫
P: Aaaayyy!
P: Drake, more like...
P: ...Snake.
Both: OOOOOOOOHHHH *MLG airhorn noise*
D: WHERE IS MY PHONE CHARGER?!
P: I put it inside a horse!
P: *laughter* I don't know why I said that.
P: Now you can ride and charge at the same time!
P: The last three most recently used emojis describes your butt!
D: Oh god.
P: Sparkling, sleepy, and asleep. D: *laughter*
D: What does that mean? P: It's just a tired butt.
D: I have the eyes looking sideways, the guy with sunglasses, and the money bag...
P: ...I don't want to know. D: Let's not read into that.
D: *making noises* P: No, no no. Come back.
D: Chin update 2016!
*funky music*
P: The answer is 27.
D: Phil, prove your love for houseplants by kissing a houseplant.
P: No, it's gonna be a cactus! I'm not kissing a cactus!
D: Close your eyes-- no it's not. I promise. It's a beautiful--
P:...No! I'm not doing that!
P: Recreate this stock photo! D: What photo?
P: What are they doing? D: What the f--
P: I'm not taking my shirt off, 'cause this would get flagged.
D: I think whatever they're doing in this is worth flagging but okay, here we go.
Both: *deep inhaling through nose*
D:.Have you been wearing that?! P: That's the stuff--yeah, I have!
Both: *sings* da da, da-da P: da da D: *clicking noises* da da da
D: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
D: You are now aware of your own breathing. P: Nooo!
P: I hate thinking about that 'cause now I'm like, "breathe in--" D: Don't you just need to breathe in right now? P: No!
D: Eat a banana in the least sexy way possible.
D: Three, two, one.
*seductive music* *both make obnoxious eating noises*
D: *moaning*Mmm! P: Oh! No-o-o-o-o!
P: Do an interpretive dance of 2016.
*dramatic music plays*
*crickets chirping*
P: Make a 5 second fanfic about you and a moth.
D: "He landed on Dan's monitor, Dan said 'Go away' and the moth said 'No I need you' and Dan went 'Fly into my mouth, you flu- you- d- dusty b*tch!'"
P: ...Wow.
D: Make the most disturbing noise you can.
P: *a very disturbing noise, almost as if he's in pain*
D: Yeah, yup, we did it, we found it. That was it. P: That was really disturbing. That was the one. D: Okaay!
P: *The same clip of the disturbing noise*
D: Phil, sing a romantic song about you and a horse.
P: ♫Oh, horsey, won't you neigh for me!♫ *neighing to the tune of their 7 Second Challenge app theme tune*
D: Did you just do that to the 7 Second Challenge theme tune? P: Quite sexy though!
D: S-Senpai!
D: Wait a minute, wait a minute, what does that say?
D: "Rummage inside Phil's bedside drawer." Okay! Here we go! P: No!! No! Don't, don't go inside my bedside drawer!
D: Some SPF 35 lip balm? P: I've got sensitive lips!!!
D: How pale are you?! P: *does weird smacking noises with lips*
P: Noh.
D: Phil, become the PPAP guy.
P: ♫I have a pen, I have an apple!♫ *mooooans* D: Okay, that's enough!
P: Put Dan's sheets on Phil's bed.
D: What does that mean? P: What are they talking about? D: I don't understand this question.
P: Naah.
D: Oh, Phil, you've got something on your shirt--Oooh!!!
P: -Oh, I can't believe I fell--! *chuckles*
D: ...Oooooh! P: Can't believe I fell for that!
P: Do your longest yeah boi.
D: *yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lasting 20.22 seconds*
*yeah boiiiii becomes warped from Phil's tapping*
D: *gasp* You touched the nose!
P: Oh NO-se!
P: *laughing* (ba dum tss) D: Brought it back.
P: Do ghosts believe in humans? D: I don't believe in humans--wait, does that mean I'm a ghost--aaaaahhh P:*stereotypical ghost sound*
D: Try to pick each other up.
P: ...Oh no.
D: Come on, Phil! Time to go! P: Oh, no, not again!
D: Oh yeah! I'm gonna rescue you from this burning building, Phil! P: Careful, careful, Dan, Dan, no.
D: Here we go! P: No, I'm gonna break my legs! Stop, stop!
D: Whoo, whoo! Yeah, yeah! You're gonna live, you're gonna live!
P: And thus, the whiskering ended for another year. Thanks for watching! D: *laughs*
P: If you enjoyed this, give it a big thumbs up. D: Boom!
P: And we might be back next year for number nine.
D: Unless we die! Who knows?
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P: Also, you can get the Dan and Phil 2017 calendar- D: -and other stuff!
P: -at danandphilshop.com.
D: Christmas things, clothes, other stuff, you don't have to get it but if you do that's nice.
P: Check it out, link below!
D: And we'll see you next time! P: Bye!