- Because of your generous donations
is there anything you'd like to see us mix?
- Hey, Blue, come here, girl.
(dinosaur roars) (dramatic music)
(girls shouting)
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- [Kris] I think you girls
are really gonna love Jurassic World.
- When you said we'd be going to an island,
I thought you meant a tropical paradise.
- This is even better.
- No it's not.
- All of our donations have been going to this place?
- It's a good investment.
- Are there beaches, half naked men, and spas?
- Well no but--
- I'm not interested.
- You girls will be getting a VIP tour
from the operations manager Claire--
- I hate her already.
- While I talk business at headquarters.
You'll love it!
- What does Jurassic even mean?
- It's the time when Dinosaurs roamed the Earth.
- Kris, please.
Don't embarrass yourself.
- That's what it means.
- Jurassic isn't a time.
- It's the time when--
- On what watch does it say Jurassic o'clock?
- Jurassic isn't a number, Mom.
Stop.
- It's a time period.
- That's fake news.
- [Claire] And this is our lab where we are currently mixing
DNA for different dinosaurs.
- Why?
- Because.
- Isn't that dangerous.
- No!
No, it's not dangerous?
In this lab, we can breed anything with a dinosaur.
- Anything?
- Yes.
In fact, because of your generous donations,
is there anything you'd like to see us mix?
- Watermelon.
- Watermelon?
- Yeah, we wanna see a Watermelonsaurus.
- Uh, we can't--
- We deserve a dinosaur.
- When I said anything I didn't mean--
- A Watermelon-Rex would be so watermelon.
- Do it.
- It has to be a living creature.
- Duh, we don't want you to make a dead dinosaur.
- Why wouldn't it be living?
- That was a stupid thing to say.
- Let's go visit one of our paddocks.
This is Mister Grady. - Owen.
- Mister Grady. - Owen.
- Mr. Grady. - Owen.
- Mister Grady is our head trainer and researcher.
- The raptors respect me because they see me as their alpha.
Hey, Blue! (Blue grunts)
Come here, girl.
(Blue grunts)
- Alpha (bleep).
- She's literally not listening to you.
- Blue, I'm not playing.
Come here.
(Blue growls)
- You're not speaking to her correctly.
- Shut up, Khloe, you don't know anything about dinosaurs.
- Um, yes I do, Kourtney.
- What's your favorite dinosaur?
- Wow.
(phone ringing)
- What's that?
- Oh, it's nothing, just one of our hybrids
has gotten loose.
- [All] What?
- It got loose?
- It's fine!
These things, they happen.
I guarantee you we're safe here.
(dinosaur roaring)
Look, we don't need to worry.
This is why we have security.
(dinosaur roars) (man screams)
- It just ate our (bleep) security!
- No, no.
It's just playing!
(dinosaur roars)
- Go play with it, Claire.
- Everyone stay very still.
On my signal, we'll head for the south exit
in a calm manner.
(girls shouting)
- Run, run. - No, no!
(dinosaur footsteps thudding)
- They're gonna die.
- Probably.
- We should kiss.
- What?
- What are we gonna do?
That thing is gonna eat us!
- One of us should be bait while the other two run away.
- Kim.
- Yeah, Kim.
- You two are so (bleep) rude.
- Kim, do it for family.
(dinosaur roars)
- Khloe!
- [Khloe] Oh my God.
- They're not too far from us.
I've got an idea.
Come on!
(dinosaur roaring)
- Can you see where they went?
- No.
Rest in peace.
(Khloe screams and thuds)
- It didn't eat you?
- Probably bit into her fake ass and spit her out.
- (pants) Shut up, Kourtney.
- How did you escape?
- It bit into my ass.
- Knew it.
(footsteps thumping)
(ominous music)
- Everybody stay quiet.
- I read about this species. (dinosaur growls)
It's a Podiatrist.
- What?
- A Podiatrist, they're very deadly.
- Kim, what's that by your foot?
- [Kim] It's a safety flare.
- Use it!
(dinosaur roars)
Kim what the (bleep)?
- You said to use it!
- To signal for help, stupid.
(dinosaur roars) (dramatic music)
(insects chirping)
- What the hell?
- Are you girls okay?
Oh, no, okay. - No.
- How did you know to lure him towards the trip wire
we had set up?
- Trip wire?
- We had one set up around the trees to knock him out.
- Um, we used our survival insects.
- Right.
- Do you girls want to tour the rest of the park?
- (bleep) no.
- You're fired.
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