- Stop! - Oh no!
Look who it is! - Stop!
- This is the best day of my life, thank you.
- (React) Today, you're taking part in one of our most touching episodes,
or in your case, least touching,
because this is a Try Not To Touch episode.
- I don't see why that would be difficult.
♪ (tense music) ♪
- Oh. - Oh.
- (React) Pardon me. - That's just a Pop It.
- Does the box count? Can I touch the box?
- How dare you put this in front of someone with ADHD.
- Is this the popping one? - Yeah.
- (gasps) I wanna pop it so bad! (laughs)
- (React) Have you ever been in the presence of a Pop It?
- No.
- Yeah, when you sat down next to me.
- Oh! - Pop it, ah, pop it!
- I do wanna pop it, I like the sound.
Like the (pops lips).
- (pops lips) Does that help?
- I kinda wanna pop it. - That's what she said.
- I kinda wanna pop it. (both laugh)
- I've been wanting to buy one, but I've never touched it.
(Izzy pops lips)
- It's literally like unlimited bubble wrap,
which is a beautiful, beautiful thing.
- I'll do it if you do it.
- No, then I'm not doing, no!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You can, wait, is that what this thing is?
- I think it's like bubble wrap. Like reusable bubble wrap.
- Oh! - That's kinda what I'm guessing.
- If you want to, I will support you.
- But I don't wanna get punished.
- (React) When's the last time you had one in front of you like this?
- But you won't be punished, you will only be rewarded,
no punishment. - I don't think that's true.
- I don't know, I feel like it's not gonna be good enough.
You know what I mean? - Exactly, why lose now?
(Izzy groans) Nah!
(buzzer rings)
- I'm going in. - (laughs) Dah!
(buzzer rings)
- Okay. - Pick it up, plop it up.
Scoop it up.
Mmm. (buzzer rings)
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Oh, that's satisfying!
- Okay, yeah, now we're going. - See, now we're cooking!
- Oh yeah, now we're getting after it.
- Now we're like ♪ Do do do do do ♪
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- This is (sighs). - DJ drop the beat!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - I don't regret this!
I will later when I figure out what I'm getting punished with.
- You probably have to touch something really gross.
- Woo, let's do it!
- Oh. - Ooh.
- That's a hard one. - Some Stretch Balls.
- It looks like slime, but like real thick slime.
- What is this? - Stretch Balls!
- I don't know what a Stretch Ball is.
- It's my drag name.
- What do you think, Julian? - (React) Alright.
- I think you should stretch these balls, Jair,
I mean, you know, I already was popping it earlier,
so I feel like, you know, it's your turn.
- I'm good. - I'm literally...
- Because by the visuals here, the stretch,
the stretch to scoosh ratio is not gonna be to my liking.
- It reminds me of like, the texture reminds me...
- What's in here? (both laugh)
Tell me what's in here right now? - It reminds me of balls.
- I knew it! (both laugh)
- But I wonder what the prize is.
Okay, I'll strech some balls for you.
- Stretch them balls. - Okay, let's see.
I love how we know it's a Try Not To Touch,
and we're just like deliberately [censored].
(buzzer rings) Oh wow.
- Oh woah, careful.
- Let me open this up.
Let me open this up for you, and see, do you wanna just like...
- (gasps) Tell me that looked like a titty.
(both laugh)
- These look like breasts.
- They do have like a little,
kind of a nipple kinda thing going on, yeah.
- You know, giving me a run for my money here.
- Yeah.
- When you squeeze it, something nice does happen.
- Mm. - Don't tempt us like that!
- Squish to scoosh ratio.
- You have to just tell us what it does!
- (React) I can't, you would have to touch it.
- I had to do it! (Brian laughs)
- I mean, when you put it that way...
(both laugh) (buzzer rings)
Oh my God!
- (React) Julian, you wanna give it a shot?
- Ugh, alright, let's see how far I can stretch this.
- Yeah, it's not that stretchy.
(buzzer rings) (Julian grunts)
See, oh wow. - I broke it.
I broke it, oh God. (React applauds)
- (slowed) See, oh wow.
- What is this? (laughs)
- (React) Sounds like you're both passing.
- Yes. - Yeah.
- That was fun. This was so worth it.
- Ooh, candy! - No way.
- Oh. - Oh yeah,
we're definitely touching this.
- You know, break it with your mouth.
- Oh yeah.
- (React) I don't wanna tempt you, but I do wanna tempt you,
and just so you know,
those are the tongue tattoo Fruit Roll-Ups.
- Oh no!
- Yeah, it's happening.
- Have you seen the trend were you have to see
who can like eat the whole thing first?
- [Censored], are you down?
- You think I ain't?
- Oh wow. (buzzer rings)
- This is actually a lot of work.
- I want one. - I want one too.
- (React) Three, two, one, go.
(buzzer rings) (both laugh)
- Oh God!
- I finished! (both laugh)
- I choked on it! It went down my throat.
- (React) Alright, moment of truth. - No.
- (gasps) No?
- I'm strong.
- Don't you want a tattoo? - Nah, I'm good.
- Julian.
- (React) The sound. (both slurping)
- I don't know, I don't know.
- If you do it with me, I'll do it with you.
- 'Cause (sighs) fine. (buzzer rings)
- Doctor? (Jair laughs)
- Together, together?
- Three, two, one. (buzzer rings)
Eh? - (React) Yeah.
- Besties!
- (React) Wow. (applauds)
- What that mouth do though? - Bang!
- Is it blue?
- Oh my God, the entire thing.
Everything, all sides. - Oh wow.
- Oh, wow. - What is this?
- Oh my God! - Oh my God, dude.
- Oh my God, I'm gonna do it.
- This one, I'm, I don't know.
(buzzer rings)
- That wasn't accurate.
(both laugh)
- You gotta do the face one.
- My eyelash is gonna come off. Would it get my pretty eyelashes?
(laughs)
- I feel like I've played with this quite an amount of times.
- Yeah, I've done this, we're a nah.
- He's giving me a run for my money!
- Pretty voluptuous. - Wow!
(buzzer rings) - (React) Alright.
- Oh my God! That's really cool.
- Oh, yeah, right, yeah.
- (React) Show us? - Oh sorry.
- No, I'm so sorry.
As much as I want to shove my face in it.
- Oh hell yeah. - Yeah!
- Now what to do. - It is giving lip.
(buzzer rings) - It just got your nose.
- Wait, are you gonna touch it?
- The classic is dropping your hand in, no!
- He set me up for failure! - I sure did.
(Izzy gasps) - Oh my God, oh my God!
- Give it to me, no, give it to me!
- Wow. - Oh my goodness.
- Oh we're sorry, we scared him. - With consent, with consent.
- Shh. - With consent.
- Dear God.
- (React) Jair, Julian, meet Nob, the hairless cat.
- Hello, Nob.
(buzzer rings) - I have seen plenty of them.
Never seen one in person.
- Are you okay? - Look at this rippling muscle.
- If you come to me, I'll touch you.
- (React) He's crying. - With consent.
(both laugh)
- Mew mew! (baby talks) - Hey buddy, hi.
(buzzer rings)
- I've never held a hairless cat before.
This is so worth it. - Me neither.
- Are you trying to touch me now?
- Hey Nob.
- This is a Try Not To Touch Challenge.
- (React) Izzy are you okay?
- I'm gonna [censored] hold the cat, Sierra.
I'm gonna [censored] hold the cat.
Obviously, I'm gonna hold the cat, are you insane?
- Look at your little wrinkles! He's so cute!
- Julian, you gotta touch him. - You gotta touch him.
- I only will touch Nob if Nob touches me.
- This is the best day of my life, thank you.
(buzzer rings) - My heart is overloaded.
(buzzer rings) - Hi baby.
He purring, oh my God, he's purring.
- Hey buddy. (Izzy baby talks)
- Nob, are you cold? Do you need my...
- (laughs) Stop! - Do you want my sweater?
- Oh. - (React) Oh my God.
- Oh my goodness. - Come on, Nob.
- What's his skin care routine?
- (laughs) You have like a 12 step Korean skin care routine?
- (React) Jair, last chance.
- This could be you, Jair. - Hi baby.
I'm telling you, I've always been like this though.
I like to admire.
- Oh. (laughs) - Oh my God.
- Oh scritchy scratchy. - Oh my God.
- (React) Are you glad you tried it?
- Yeah, yeah, definitely.
- Handsomest man in the room. (laughs) He's so cute!
- That felt good. That felt right.
- Woah.
- Oh no! - Stop!
- Oh no, look who it is! - Stop!
- Get out of here, dude. - Yes!
- Get out of here, dude.
- Hi baby! - One after the other?
One after the other. - Hi baby!
- I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose.
- Hi baby!
(buzzer rings) - Oh my God.
- (React) This is Clem.
(buzzer rings) - Hi!
- I'm losing my shiz-nit. You are beautiful.
- She already lost. (buzzer rings)
- Hi puppy. - Hi baby!
- (React) Izzy, who is Clem? - That's my baby!
- She set me up! - That's my baby!
- Does anyone say no to this?
Like realistically, who's gonna say no to this?
(babbles) (buzzer rings)
- Hi baby! - Oh, there it is!
- Hi baby, you're so sweet! You're so sweet!
- (React) Thank you Clem, for directing this episode.
- Look at her face, and how excited she was
for this to happen. - (React) But!
Brian, you still won today.
- Yeah, I'll take that!
- (React) Jair, congratulations, you are the winner today,
which means you get some uninterrupted you and Clem time.
- Ah, heck yeah.
- (React) And Izzy, unfortunately, you lost this challenge.
- Shut the [censored] up.
- Is that cottage cheese?
- What? - What is that?
- Why would you do this? (Izzy hums)
- (React) As your punishment, you have to leave your hands
in this cold, cold, cottage cheese
for 10 seconds for each of the things you touched.
- Let's just go into it. - You don't get to have it.
- Let's just go into it.
- ♪ Bum bum, bum bum, bum bum ♪ ♪ Bum bum, bum bum, bum bum ♪
- (Jair) I'm so excited for you.
- Ooh! - Clem is so ready.
- Ooh.
- Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! (Izzy blows raspberries)
- Oh, this looks kinda fun.
I wish I could like put it over the rest...
- Hey, if you wanna take my place. (laughs)
- Nope.
- Ooh, it's really cold.
- Me and her are just staring. - You can't have any.
I'm sorry, you don't want it.
- Hi, my precious baby. (Julian laughs)
- Oh my God, it is freezing.
I might get my fingers chopped off.
- It's, you know...
- Doesn't it feel, squeeze your hands in there.
Really have fun with it.
- That's actually a good degree of suction,
which is kind of interesting.
- Wanna smell it?
- She's like... - (React) Clem just wants some.
- Smell it.
- What have I done? (laughs)
- I just wanna be touching a warm, soft dog right now.
- Damn, can't relate.
- Thanks for watching this episode.
You can't have the cheese!
- We hope you found it really touching.
- Don't forget to subscribe.
- Bye! - Bye!
- He's so cute! - (React) Perfect, aw baby!