We're drinkin' beers
which is good because I've been in a drunken and/or hungover stupor for the last 48 hours, so ...
why not keep it goin'??
*easy Caribbean music*
Who has the bigger head?
If it has a bigger head, it's an Irish beer.
And if it has a mental head, it's an American beer.
*exclaims* OOOOHH! Dah!
It's really sweet.
That tastes like Guinness.
There's a kick to that one, isn't there?
I think that one's even sweeter.
Geez, I really like that one though.
I don't even wanna drink that other one. I wanna finish this one.
Mmm
Oh there's a runner in that one isn't it?
That wouldn't last too long.
Mmm
Ha
I feel like, wait, I'm going to try it again.
I love it. I love this one, yeah.
I would say this is better.
*giggles* What?
Jesus, look at that!
You wouldn't want that after a few pints.
Aww, yay. Aww, sweet!
*easy Caribbean music*
Straight away, I know which one. I don't even have to taste it.
I know which one's Irish.
Oooh. Oooh, that's nice.
Kinda smells like bananas.
That's the Irish one there.
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah. It's kind of like in the back of the mouth, a very bitter. But this ones a lot sweeter and lighter, I think.
*bleep* They all taste really similar.
You wouldn't need to go to the dentist with that one.
That'd take the fillin' out.
This one I'm excited about 'cause it smells really good.
Different color? Was there a different? Oh now I can't tell.
I think this is kinda sweeter than this, in a way.
I think .. I like .. the sweeter one better.
Hold the phone! That's not bad.
I would have to go with this side because I like things that smell good.
Homer Simpson. Yup.
This. Yay!
Yaaaaay!
I think I'll go for that one. Irish.
Yeah? Happy enough?
Ahh, for *bleep*s sake.
What? D'oh!
Isn't that what he says? D'oh?
*easy Caribbean music*
This ones really strong.
This is very interesting.
*sniffs* Ohh. That was a good one.
Better head again. If she's got a better head on her, you marry her. You know?
Almost chocolate-y?
I don't know how to describe the taste. It's like, really unique.
Argh. Sweet nectar of the Gods.
This ones more bitter again.
Ooooh. Jesus.
That ones sharper than a hedgehogs razor, isn't it?
OH! How's it goin'?
I think I like this one better, just because of the bitterness again.
I like this one, I think. "Shmooth". You know what I mean?
She's "shmooth".
I definitely like this better than this.
Even though this has a really unique taste but I'm not used to it.
This one you'd have a one night stand with (slurs) stand with.
This one you'd marry.
Um yeah, oh.
Oh my gosh. That's funny.
OOOHHH!
Geez I tell you the one thing we know do next out
Do I need to look?
Can I smile?
Just goin' back down.
Look at that!
*easy Caribbean music*
Ok, this one looks like actual piss.
Like ACTUAL piss.
I like this one.
It doesn't taste too much.
Not too much going on with that. She wouldn't kill you, like.
Yup, that's actual piss.
Uhh, they've tricked me.
Uhh, that's actual piss.
It's pretty light. I like it.
Is it HUMAN piss?
It's almost fruitier than the other one.
We'd have a shower in that. You could have a shower in that. I like that one.
That's better. I mean, I know for a fact right now, which one I'm going to PICK ..
This is definitely heavier than this one.
But just in case I want to change my mind .. (unintelligible)
I like them both better than the stouts. That's for sure.
She's flat, but I like it. Do you know what I mean?
You go, "Oh, she's got a lovely head on that one. Lovely body."
Why are you going home with that dog?
I prefer lighter stuff 'cause like, I'm pretty much a lightweight so I tend to get red really quickly.
But I think I'm in the mood for a dog!
Again! I am very impressed!
She's an Irish dog!
Yeah?
I'm going to go with this one, yeah.
Ahh, for *bleep*s sake!
Ohhoho, yes!
I *bleep*ing like it though. What do you want to do to me?
Did you make me drink piss? Can we just clear that up just right now?
Did you make me drink piss?
*easy Caribbean music*
As much as I want to pick the Irish one, I'm kinda interested to see who the
American representative is going to be.
If we've got Father Jack, as the Irish, who's the perfect drunken American?
Oprah??