(Singing) Da da da da da da 7 Minutes in Heaven Oooo yeah!
Hi this is 7 Minutes in Heaven with Mike O'Brien and I'm here today with Jeff Goldblum.
Hi Jeff. Hello Mike. Thanks for coming. It's my great pleasure.
It's the best.
The best already. You're the best already.
You know who you look like? Who do people tell you you look like?
I was thinking that you're a young, handsome
Jeffrey Jones, possibly.
You know Jeffrey Jones. He was in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. You know that guy.
Ah you play jazz piano. Yes I do!
Would you play a little bit for us today?
Okay, how would that happen? Oh.
Jurassic Park... Yes sir.
When you were...
when you saw that water cup shaking...
Yeah...
Did you shit your pants?
Did I?
Mmm, not literally.
This is called Jeff Goldblum talks to my mom about
Hollywood people and some of their choices. She gets worried about some of the choices young people make.
Is that true?
Hi Mom? Hi Honey!
Hi you're on with Michael and Jeff Goldblum. Oh my gosh! Hi Jeff!
Hi! Can I call you Connie? You sure can.
I wanted to get you guys talking for a minute, I feel like mom
you've got a lot of strong opinons about some of the choices young Hollywood makes?
Yes I do, I do.
What are some of your concerns there? Well one thing I don't like the bad language. For instance there's a certain word...
Is it shit?
Is it c*mwad? I'm gonna wash his mouth out with soap. You know you could just think about it and not say it out loud.
The movie Powder when you found out that little dude was like electric
Then did you like shit your pants?
This shit your pants business...
I didn't do it there. You didn't do it there either? That's honest, that's honest.
We're gonna do a scene where we're arguing over who pays for the
bill at lunch... Alright...
and then at any point during it
there's a sudden moment where you've realized
that you left like the gas stove running at an orphanage you were volunteering at
I should be getting this, please. No, no you mustn't I'm telling you, and this isn't just
you know, because I would unhappy if you paid for it. Oh come on!
No, I'm telling you not- I'll let you pay next weekend when we go out for dinner- Oh no.
I just had a horrible thought.
Sorry, where's my phone? God I gotta go. I'm doing stuff
at this orphanage, I may have left the stove on. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
How'd you like that moment where I remembered? So good.
Wasn't it good? Um, can you do a cold read of this, I've got a
different take I want you to try with it.
Hello. I'll take the chicken selects premium breast strips
a biggie fries and biggie coke.
Great and now uh... if you could i'd like you to do it that um...
a little more flirtacious, you've fallen in love with the woman behind the counter.
Watch this.
Hello...
uh... i'll take the
chicken selects premium
breast strips, ah, biggie fries
and a biggie cock.
Independence Day when you guys went up to plant the virus... Yeah...
What?
You shit your pants, right? I mean come on, it's aliens.
Maybe I did...
A gentleman has his secrets.
So, it's 7 minutes in heaven...
Thank you. Thank YOU.
Wait wait wait... Tell me when you're ready. I can feel the warmth of your
mouth as you get close.
What a sweet little peck.