so
here's your office set
wow huh
mac machiavelli private investigator
let's get you into wardrobe for fitting
okay hey uh when do i get to meet the
robot i'm sorry why don't you do that
right now he's right here okay
joey tribiani this is wow
he's so lifelike
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this is wayne the man who created and
operates cheese
how do you do over there
i'll let you two guys get acquainted huh
okay sorry about that
uh so where's cheese cheese is right
here
nice to meet you man
this is like the temporary robot right
no why well i just i just thought it was
gonna be like a really cool robot you
know like the terminator or uh when i
first saw you
i spent two years developing this
machine it's absolutely state-of-the-art
i'm sorry it just i don't know it
doesn't really look like it can do
anything you can do this
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this is my father paul stevens dad this
is ross keller it's it's great to meet
you paul i usually prefer liz's
boyfriends who address me as mr stevens
well of course of course mr stevens yeah
so ross
what's your problem
excuse me why can't you get a girlfriend
your own age
it's funny
um
it's not funny
i don't like you going out with my
daughter ross
okay um
i can i can see that um but i think if
you give me um one chance i i can change
your mind
okay what
okay i'll give you one chance to change
my mind
you got one minute
daddy fine
two minutes go
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minute 50 seconds
okay um i want you to know i have never
done anything like this before i mean i
mean i've been in um relationships in
general uh but i've never done it with a
student i mean i ain't not
that it i mean i don't we haven't done
it uh we've i mean
i mean we've we've done stuff but
okay
okay a joke a joke like the mood um two
guys going to a bar one of them's irish
i'm irish and the irish guy wins the
joke
how crazy that we would run into you oh
my god thank you
um
uh mr stevens i'd like you to meet my
friends uh this is phoebe monica and
chandler so you're elizabeth's father
huh you can see now where she gets her
rugged handsomeness
is there a mrs stevens
there's a mr bing
no unfortunately lizzie's mom passed
away shortly after she was born
raised her by myself oh
i get that a lot
okay um why don't we all take a seat you
know
and uh and i'll get us all some uh some
coffees yeah why don't you
uh and you guys can talk about whatever
whatever you want you know whatever pops
into your head
you know it is so strange seeing ross
here this time of day because usually
well he's at the children's hospital
yeah
not looking for dates
so uh monica is ross's sister yeah he
has a great brother i had a sister wow
she passed away oh oh no you have to do
that every time
but uh ross ross is a great guy i i was
roommates with him in college funny
story
your roommate in college died didn't he
a part of him did yes
okay here we are paul elizabeth so i
hope you guys were finding something to
talk about yes i'm sorry i'm late but i
am ready ready to talk you up
what does liz's father get here i'm
already here
oh ross is so great
i'll leave
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