When talking about the immense difficulty in Geometry Dash, only a handful of people
possess the necessary skill and equipment to pass these one-of-a-kind levels of difficulty.
However, players being players and not humans, have crossed boundaries to a limit no other has,
denying everything that was thought as previously impossible. Even so, there is a player that
stands out from the crowd, one that is full of history and skill, one that is better than you,
we are talking about is the history of WarGack. How did this legend rise up?
The Vietnam War caused many differences in our today seen- oh wait what wrong script.
Our story first situates in a small city in Russia named Moscow back in the late 1970s. Back then,
the first actual video games would be brought into Russia through the forms of arcades.
Classics such as “Morskoi Boi” would be seen, which, if inspected closer, is an early form of
the best game ever, Geometry Dash. The reason for this is the explosion factor the game has,
I mean, it looks exactly like the death effect you’d see in the actual game
and the spinning death animation perfectly describes the pain and desire to never play again.
Despite that, the popularity through these forms of games was never really seen and something more
unique and interesting would have to be made to grab the attention of the wanted buyer.
The 1980s, a year of culture and new inventions.
After seeing little to know success in the previous video games, highly skilled
engineers would attempt to copy Nintendo and make portable video game devices to increase the want
to buy them. To many people’s surprise, this greatly increased the popularity of video games
and the overall video game community expanded. Unfortunately however, with many people being
rubbish at the games, few people would show their true potential and mastery inside these immense
video games that were being sold inside the Soviet Union, that is until decades later.
The Olympic Games, The Mars Rover, all in the year 2004.
However, all of these pale into comparison to the birth of the needed figure,
the most important figure in this society, one that would surpass many challenges in his life.
On the 3rd of June, 2004, Lodka, a young Russian boy situated in the middle of nowhere
would be born. During the early years of his life, Lodka would be quickly invested into
these so called video games and was already slowly being seen as one of the most miraculous children
the world has ever seen, almost as the likes of Jesus Christ himself. Unfortunately, however,
he didn’t see much success in these puny games the world had to offer, and his true capabilities were
hidden under this shadow covering his true skill and commitment, until that changed.
As the world progressed and new video games emerged, there was one different game, an original
game that came to be. On August 13th, 2013, a Swedish video game developer, Robert Topala,
would release the first version of the all-time best video game ever seen, Geometry Dash.
Despite not getting much traction in the early stages of its release,
Lodka thought otherwise and start attempting the hardest levels it had to offer. This turned out to
be a great choice for his future career as despite only playing for a few months, he had already
managed to one attempt “Demon Park” in 23 seconds (the hardest level at the time). I mean, he has to
do it fast, it’ll go past his bedtime like come on the kid was still 9 back then. Despite the quick
progress being made on such levels, he gained 0 attention throughout the years of 2013 to 2014,
even if he deserved millions. Many theorize that the reason behind his 0 notoriety was due to him
having no YouTube channel or any social platform in general but that just doesn’t seem right to
me. It’s been known for a long time now that you can have success in the real world without
having any social platform and could get rewarded for your skill in a game through an actual event.
My theory and the most probable one was, that he was being held at a gunpoint by one of his
friends or the FBI to improve faster at the video game until they saw the wanted amount
of skill level until he could move on to the next chapter, that being his social media.
On the 22nd of December 2014, the gas prices fall to the lowest they have ever been
since mid-2009 in America. This allowed RobTop, a man in Sweden to release his incredible Geometry
Dash video game to steam allowing for people to play from PC. Lodka quickly took note of that and
immediately went out to the cold streets of Russia as the true Russian 10-year-old boy he was,
asked for 144hz and got a PC as well, got back, and downloaded the game on it.
Most people switching to PC would need some time to get used to it or at the very least
not straight up be incredible however since Lodka was not like most other people, he managed to beat
levels even faster, and when I mean faster I don’t mean more of them in a shorter amount of time
I mean literally faster. With the amount of success, he saw while playing on PC, the friend
that was holding him at a gunpoint finally stopped and let him free, kind of. You see all the skill
he evolved was good and all; however it wasn’t shown in the public yet. In fact, he hadn’t gone
outside since he got the game and the only time he did was to buy a PC to play the game even more
so I don’t actually think that really counts. Though in his defense it was a good investment.
As the days and weeks passed, putting more thought on how this would work out,
planning every step, he would finally go on and create a YouTube channel on the 6th of
February 2015. However, for mysterious and unknown reasons, he wouldn’t upload any of his completions
for almost 8 months. Theories discuss that it may have been that he was talking to his fellow
friend dream discussing on how this YouTube thing would work but others raise their suspicions that
he was working for a secret government agency to improve their skills at Geometry Dash must
they need in a case of war. The theories have no real evidence behind them but they seem the
most likely for this mysterious stillness. So, after not uploading for so long and no
communication, he finally uploaded on the 27th of October 2015.
The video is fairly simple and shows him beating one of the main levels,
that being Theory of Everything. However, speculation quickly rose too if this
mysterious supposed Lodka, was actually Lodka and not someone trying to leach off his skill.
Newspapers all around the globe quickly got the word around them and it was being
spread like a wildfire. Lodka being in shock with the amount of criticism he dealt with,
he had to make a response back. While he tried proving his legitimacy twice, he ended up being
denied both times for apparently “not enough evidence”, despite sharing these 2 images. So
after that incident of “not enough evidence” he would go quiet, for a long, long time.
During his absence, he’d secretly change his alias from “Lodka” to “WarGack” emphasizing
a bit more of the true person he is. This name change prompted him to have so much power, that
whilst making almost 0 progress on a divine level he was working on from the years of 2015 to 2016,
once the name change had commenced his progress skyrocketed. While there isn’t any evidence for
what I just said, it has been proved by psychology that thought is an essential tool to succeed
and WarGack certainly had taken note of that. With the evidence gathered and what
he worked on for almost 3 years and after 2 attempts, this is what he had to offer.
Sonic wave, the hardest level of all time only beaten by the god
Cyclic. However, it was the turn of another god, one named WarGack.
Despite moving his wave more abruptly than you sharing your screen on discord,
he managed to complete the level, and here is what he had to say.
Sometimes, silence says everything or his mother was sleeping. As expected, the traction he got was
huge gaining around 10k views in about a day and then later reaching 131 thousand views, meaning
almost the entire world had seen this video. Millions of fans flocked in leading to a 26%
like ratio? What is this who disliked bot this, I’m done. Unfortunately, unlike the Russian
community, the rest of the globe did not receive the video all too fondly. Negativity spread around
and fake rumours about WarGack supposedly hacking the level started to spread.
Evidence quickly spread around to WarGack being a supposed hacker with evidence such as clipping
through spikes and making inhuman moves. WarGack immediately had to take action or else he’d put
at risk his actual life since he possibly could be sent to prison as that’s what the community does,
meaning no internet. While the evidence wasn’t concrete enough to justify WarGack
as a hacker, people still did, until he’d respond, which is what happened.
The date is the 26th of August 2017, we are only waiting a few hours before the big response
is out. That’s right, WarGack being a chad gave a big L to everyone that didn’t believe him and beat
Sonic Wave Rebirth by Serponge and Funnygame, and this time the difference was that it had clicks.
With this undisputable amount of evidence to him being legit and showing even more of his true
capabilities no one questioned him from there on out. Respect by all members of the community
was given and gathered as much attention as someone trying to act edgy on Twitter
or having a horrible take. So here marks the end of the accusations and scandals, and the
world finally tried worrying about more important things such as global warming, or did they?
Despite all the evidence, being, in fact, indisputable,
some people decided to say otherwise. One of those was darc, back then knows as Furious Dash.
After months of planning, editing, and researching, they finally made one big
exposing video. The evidence they provided was pretty solid and shook the media, amassing
approximately 2.8 million views. Comments, news spread all around that “WarGack” was
a hacker and many jumped on this trend, “Exposing Wargack for the millionth time”. This prompted
WarGack to provide more evidence by having normal Russian conversations with his friends.
Even then, people accused him of having fake reactions to which I say,
of course, WarGack is so good why would he have reactions. Even with that,
people still weren’t convinced, so he only had one choice left.
On the 25th of November, 2017, WarGack would upload a video confessing, confessing to him being
a hacker, what the he- This can’t be true. Despite him saying by himself that he was a hacker,
he was likely forced by many people threatening to take away his PC,
something that would be catastrophic to his life. With that huge relief out of his shoulders,
it was time to go back. We’d right off the bat see him do some basic content creation,
that is playing levels by his beloved fans and we also got to see some power, telekinetic power.
During the video, this mysterious phenomenon would occur, he would take his hands off the
controls and the cube would keep on going and jumping. While there have been theories and
mysteries surrounding supposed superhumans, there hadn’t been any caught on camera. Scientists,
while having thought of the idea and made up supposed theories on how someone could
move an object with their mind, none of them really aligned with WarGack’s circumstances,
that being in his room. However, since telekinesis can also be referred to as psychokinesis,
does that mean Wargack, is psycho? Well of course not but it does seem like he
is some sort of doctor strange or he downloaded reach in real life.
Moving on from this mysterious and crazy event, WarGack would later break the world record and get
the first Guinness record for most the highest amount of clicks per second ever recorded,
the old world record being the pathetic number 16 and the new one being what it should have been,
67,841 clicks, which, if divided by the amount of time of the level up to that point
is 1,541 clicks per second, pretty impressive, still not as high as my heart rate at 98%.
On the 21st of February, Bloodlust would be verified by Knobbelboy,
after more than 100 attempts. Despite it taking around 1.5 years to complete,
WarGack showed no hesitation and tried beating the level fast, and faster. A mere one week later,
WarGack would finally slay this beast of a level beating it in only 1935 attempts
and 23 seconds, a new world record speedrun in a level in Geometry Dash. The passion of
his completion really showed with a manly victorious scream at the end of the level.
Wait, what, people exposed him again? Oh, not this again come on. Yeah,
yeah, yeah people went and tried to expose him again but all I have to say
is go get some actual evidence before hating on WarGack for being better than you, get good.
In the upcoming years, WarGack would do some minor achievements like beating AfterCataBath
and getting an unfortunate death at 99% on Yatagarasu by Viprin and more, verified by Trusta
and uploaded on his account on Robtop’s server, rated and featured. He’d also beat puberty
or at least die somewhere at 98% shown by his video beating “The Golden” another pretty nice
achievement put under his belt. He’d also pursue his career as a music artist producing 2 songs
which are both featured in the album “WarCora” and here is what they sound like.
Despite them being one of the first songs he’s made, it was an instant hit
gaining millions of listens on Spotify as well as becoming the national anthem for many countries.
The talent shown was insane at this point, being able to beat many hard levels and being able to
make top-tier quality music is something that is almost as miraculous as 2.2 ever coming out!
During this time we’d see something surprising, he’d take courses for apparently no reason on
English, however, we only had to wait, since the biggest thing in his career would commence.
On October the 19th 2020, he’d go on and r/wooosh everyone, literally. In the video, he mentions
that all his completions were apparent jokes and no one should take it seriously and he was upset
for all the hate sent at him. Although that may be true, it is not. What was really trying to
be said here is that those completions were jokes to him for being so easy and literally
free and was upset as to why no demons were hard enough for him to complete anymore.
So why is that? Beating something with little stress and attempts is called “Effortless”,
which originates from the words effort and less, effort meaning easy and less, less
than something. However, you may be effortless but in a way of archaic fainéant, another word
of lazy. This is because of disconnection between the thing one person needs to do,
between if they want to do. While this is natural and perfectly fine, some people are naturally
ambitious, or have so much love for the thing they are working on; being lazy is just a fake
reality to them being brought by many people. This also brings them to “The Paradox of Effort”. Easy,
is not satisfactory and WarGack wants to be satisfied. The joy of satisfaction of doing
something hard outweighs the benefit of doing the same thing but more easily, leading to this
paradox effect. For example, climbing a mountain on foot may seem more intriguing and more fun than
doing it by car. While people might say you get the same result, the meaning and satisfaction
one gets from the experience, says otherwise. So this is why, humans are lazy and ambitious,
and the history of WarGack, thank you for watching, goodbyeeeeeeeeeeee.