Hey guys :D
So this week's video is gonna be A little bit different...
I just had this random idea
And I decided to do it.
So I apologize in advance
There is a lot of YouTubers that....
You know, love to do videos with their parents
But my parents absolutely hate being in videos :(
Mom,
See...ahm...do like this like you're doing hula
Like straight
And then act as if you're to "sneeze" to your left shoulder
*Ryan's mom laughs*
Yeah
Like that
Do it again
*laughter*
*devilish sound* I don't know!
*All laugh*
And basically my mom is in town and i got her to "agree"....
To be in a video
She just doesn't know what it is
The way I thought of this idea...
Is that my mom....cooked for me
She made me spaghetti for dinner
She had no idea of what I was talking about
But I just kept saying,
"Mom, Spaghetti!"
♫ Mom's spaghetti, he's nervous But on the surface he looks calm and ready ♫
She was looking at me like...
"What the hell is that shi-"
She..she doesn't know the reference
She doesn't even know who Eminem is!
Because of that dinner, I had an idea to make my mom rap an Eminem song
Of course she would never actually rap
But I thought of a way to trick her into it
And force her to rap
Whether she knows it or not
All I really had to do is trick my mom into saying the words that I needed her to say
First thing I did is
I took all the lyrics from Eminem song and turn it into puns
I don't know why I did this
Its not like she knows the lyrics anyway
But I did
Step two
was to get my mom to say all the puns
Somehow
So what I did was I told her I had this "IQ Test"
Or it gonna be like this questionnaire
It's really simple so all you have to do is answer the simple questions
We are just gonna ask you...ahm...random questions
Its okay don't worry about that
*All laugh*
So....
Go..
Aaaa that chair
Over there
Sure
Damn you tryna turn up!
Turn up!
This is for some kind of "IQ test" we're-
"IQ TEST?" *starts laughing*
You just have to answer question that's all..
As you know all was basically all I was doing is getting her to say the puns I needed
There was a bunch of different techniques I used.
Sometimes, I would just show her pictures,
Ryan: "What is this?" Ryan's Mom: "Rabbit."
"What's this guy's first name?" "Hugh."
"What's the title of this magizine?" "Newsweek."
"What is that?" "Oh god."
*laughs* "A butt."
*all laugh*
I also had her do some fill in the blanks
"Don't worry [blank] will be okay"
"Everything."
"When the police are looking for a criminal, that criminal is...?"
"Wanted."
"Finish the blank" "HEE."
I'm not gonna lie, there were some where I kinda FISHED for the answers that I wanted
And the WAY that I wanted them
Kinda made her say them over and over again till I got the right tone that I wanted
..but she still didn't catch on.
"What is this?" "Yo-yo"
"What?" "yo-yo."
"Can you.. uh.. say that slower?" *laughs*
"Oh let me ask it to you slower!" (Sure that'll help.)
"*slower* What is that?" "*slower* Yo-yo"
"Perfect!" *all laugh*
"What is this?" "Butter"
"What's that?" "Butter." "One more time?"
"BUTTER!" *all laugh*
And obviously some words I had to break up into two or three puns just to make one word.
For example the word: Moment.
Opportunity.
Or...
Or, what ended up becoming my favourite pun...
"Is that a planet?" "Yea what planet is it?"
"Uhhh... Venus. Mars? Mars?" *laughs*
"No it's not Venus nor Mars. It's..." "Jupiter."
"What was that?" "Jupiter."
"What if I put an exclamation point next to it?"
"JUP-ITER!" *all laugh*
A pun for
There were some questions I thought for SURE my mom would answer in a certain way.
But, it just shows how differently we think.
"So you know in Frozen"
"What is the famous song?" "Oh, I don't know."
*failed attempt at singing Let It Go* "What is it?"
"Oh Let It-..um.."
"What?" *all laugh*
"Let it--Let it grow?" *all laugh*
"Oh 'go'."
"So it's...?" "Oh, Let It Go!"
"If Jackie Chan were in France, what would they refer to him to as? What would they say?"
*roleplays*"Excuse me...?" "*In French accent" Jackie? *all laugh*
"Oh, Mister Chan?" "Okay but what is 'Mister' in French?"
Oh, Monsieur?
Yeeaah I think that's it. But so, what would it be?
"Monsieur Jackie?" *all laugh*
"Mister Chan not Mister Jackie!"
"How'd you say that in French?" "Monsieur Chan."
"Okay, now say it quicker." "*quicker Monsieur Chan"
"Quicker?" "*quicker* Monsieur Chan"
"Again?" "MonsieurChan."
"That worked!" "*sighs*" *all laugh*
Derrick: "You're doing great!"
We think very differently, so it wasn't that easy to get it out of her.
But yeah! When I first started this, I thought it was going to be easy!
..I was wrong. It was a lot harder than I thought
With that said. Here's me TRYING to make my mom rap an Eminem song, using ONLY puns.
Ryan: What's your favorite channel to watch that I hate watching?
Lifetime.
Ryan: What is this, generally if you just look at it?
A wedding.
- What kind of wedding? - Horse wedding. *laugh*
- Do you know her name? - Who, Gwyneth?
- Yeah. What's it pointing to? - Her back
- So what is that? - Gwyneth's back.
- Remember you made something for dinner? - Corn beef?
No! *laughs*
- Spaghetti - Yeah, but what kind of spaghetti?
You kept saying it over and over
- What - You're my mom - Yeah?
Oh, "Mom's spaghetti!"
♫ [intro riff to "Lose Yourself"] ♫
♫ Loser cell fin dumb me you sick ♫
♫ duck mole mint chew ohm knit ♫
♫ Jupiter net fur let it go ♫
♫ Jew lonely kit one shot ♫
♫ Donut monsieur chan stew blow ♫
♫ Dis Oprah tune it teacups juan sinner lifetime ♫
♫ JUPITER! ♫♫
TEEHEE!
"It's Eminem: Marshal Mathers." "Ohhhh."
"I don't know that." "That's your rap name."
...
"Really.?" "Marshall Mothers."
"*quotes* GOTEE!" *all laugh*