Ever since President Trump appointed
a fifth conservative justice to the Supreme Court,
there are two questions everyone has been asking.
One: did Justice Ginsburg take her vitamins today?
And two: when will conservatives try to use the new courts
to overturn Roe v. Wade?
Well, we don't know about the vitamins,
but in the past few weeks,
conservative lawmakers have made their move.
The abortion flash point all across the country,
a wave of new restrictions gaining steam
in states far beyond Alabama.
NEWSMAN: Georgia, Alabama and Missouri
are putting into place strict antiabortion laws.
NEWSMAN 2: Alabama passing the nation's
most restrictive abortion law, effectively banning abortion.
Under the law, doctors could now face
99 years in prison for performing an abortion.
NEWSMAN 3: In signing the abortion bill,
Alabama governor Kay Ivey said it...
(reading):
You know, I'm not gonna lie.
America's a really confusing place,
because they're supposed to be a separation
between church and state, right?
But this governor is literally signing
an antiabortion law in God's name.
Yeah. Which is weird, which is really weird,
because I've read the Bible, too, okay?
And as much as God loved children,
he also wasn't afraid to take out a bunch of kids
when he wanted to. Yeah.
I mean, when the Egyptians refused
to release the Israelites, God sent locusts and frogs,
and then when they didn't listen,
he killed their firstborn sons,
which is quite the escalation, you have to admit.
If my neighbor was making noise, then it was like, "Frogs!"
Don't listen? "Locusts!"
Then they're like, "All right, your son's gone, man.
It's over."
So, obviously, obviously, many people have been pissed off
because these extreme laws were passed in places like Alabama.
And it didn't help... it didn't help
that the lawmakers who put these abortion restrictions in place
just happened to be the biggest sausage fest ever.
I mean, look at that. For real.
25 men passed this abortion law.
They passed it through the Alabama Senate, right?
These are the people deciding
what women in Alabama can do with their own bodies,
which is crazy,
because none of these men will ever be pregnant.
How are they writing the laws?
It's like if the Amish wrote America's laws on cybersecurity.
You don't know what you're talking about.
-(laughter) -The guy was just like, "Yeah.
-I'm gonna write the laws." -(cheering and applause)
"I'm gonna write all of your laws.
"You see, every computer should have an angry goat
in front of it to scare away the demons."
Stay in your lane, Amish people.
Now, it's no secret that these are some
of the most extreme abortion laws
America's ever seen, right?
In fact, Alabama and Missouri have made abortion a crime
even in the cases of rape and incest.
And, for some Republicans, this is a step too far.
NEWSMAN: President Trump tweeting this weekend...
(reading):
I don't support the Alabama law.
Uh, I believe that there ought to be exceptions.
I'm pro-life, but there ought to be exceptions for rape
and incest and where the life of the mother's at risk.
You know what's crazy is that three weeks ago,
Trump and Romney's positions on abortion
were the extreme positions. Yeah.
But now, thanks to Alabama and Missouri,
these guys get to act like feminists. Yeah?
They're like, "Yeah, no, no, I'm on the side of the woman
"except in these three cases.
"I mean, every time it should be against the law.
I mean, I'm the reasonable guy."
Because, no, make no mistake.
Three exceptions is still bullshit, all right?
You're still taking away a woman's right to choose.
It's as simple as that.
-(cheering and applause) -It's not reasonable.
It just seems reasonable by comparison.
It's like if one bully threatened to beat me up,
steal my lunch and give me a wedgie
and another bully steps in.
He's like, "Hey, hey, the wedgie's a step too far."
"Yeah, yeah, he's reasonable."
So, as it stands, these bills have been signed into law,
which means now the courts have to decide
if they're constitutional, and there's a good chance
this will go all the way up
to the newly conservative Supreme Court.
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