[ BIRD CHIRPS ]
Woman: PLEASE WELCOME ABOARD
THE BUSBY FAMILY.
[ APPLAUSE ] Danielle: YAY! [laughs]
[ UPBEAT TUNE PLAYS ]
WOW. WHOA-OA-OA!
OH, MY GOD.
LOOK AT THOSE PRETTY LIGHTS UP THERE.
LOOK, I SEE MICKEY EARS AT THE TOP.
YOU SEE MICKEY EARS AT THE TOP UP THERE?
YOU WALK INTO THE MAIN LOBBY
AND IT JUST OPENS UP LIKE A HUGE ATRIUM IN A HOTEL.
LOOK! LOOK, IT'S DONALD.
YOU SEE DONALD? PARKER, LOOK.
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, MY GOODNESS.
LOOK AT ALL THE CHARACTERS ON THE WALL.
-LOOK, LOOK. -I SEE DONALD AND DAISY.
LOOK. [ GASPS ]
IT'S HUGE IN HERE. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS A SHIP?
RILEY OR SOMEBODY SAID, "WHEN ARE WE GOING ON THE SHIP?"
-YEAH. -I'M LIKE, "THIS IS IT.
THIS IS THE SHIP." -IT'S CRAZY.
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WE MADE IT!
ARE YOU GONNA DANCE?
WE WERE SUPER EXCITED ABOUT THE SAIL AWAY PARTY.
WHOO! WE'RE AT THE MICKEY PARTY!
BUT I WAS A BIT NERVOUS ABOUT IT
BECAUSE THE QUINTS NEVER REACT WELL TO CHARACTERS.
SO, I GUESS I'M THINKING CHARACTERS,
SAIL AWAY PARTY, SCREAMING KIDS.
[ OUTRO PLAYS ]
Man: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MICKEY MOUSE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪
NO ONE'S CRYING.
NO ONE'S CRYING, NO ONE'S RUNNING.
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE POINTING AND WAVING
AND TELLING EACH OTHER, "HEY, LOOK,
IT'S CHIP AND --" OR THEY CALL THEM CHICKENDALE.
TO HAZEL, IT'S CHICKENDALE.
HAZEL WAS ALL ABOUT IT.
SHE WAS ALL MAKING SURE EVERYBODY SAW,
"YOU SAW DAISY AND DONALD AND CHICKENDALE
AND MINNIE AND MICKEY."
SHE'S POINTING AT THEM AND WAVING.
I MEAN, THEY'RE DANCING. WE SHOULD DANCE.
YEAH. I GOT HERE. I'M READY TO DANCE.
LET'S DANCE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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YES! BYE!
SAY ADIóS. -WHOO!
Michelle: HERE WE GO.
DOLPHINS!
Dale: OH, MY GOD.
-WHOA! -WHOA!
-LOOK! -DOLPHINS!
I KNOW.
I HEARD THERE WERE SOME DOLPHINS OUT HERE.
-LOOK. -THERE'S TWO OF THEM.
TWO OF THEM.
[ HORN BLARING ]
-BYE! -SAY, "BYE, FLORIDA."
BYE! BYE! BYE! BYE!
BYE, FLORIDA.
SAY, "BYE, GREEN. HELLO, BLUE."
BYE, FLORIDA!
PEACE OUT!
Danielle: RILEY, WAVE.
WAVE OVER THERE, TO THE BIRDS.
Adam: YOU SEE ONE, RI? -TO THE PELICANS.
WAVE TO THE DOLPHINS. MAYBE THEY'LL JUMP.
WAVE. JUST DO LIKE THIS.
[ CRYING ]
STOP WHINING.
[ WAILING ]
Adam: COME HERE.
[ WHIMSICAL TUNE PLAYS ] [ WAILING ]
HERE, GIVE IT TO ME, LU.
[ SCREECHES ]
HEY, STOP, STOP, STOP.
[ CRYING ]
Danielle: THIS IS WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF WITH RILEY --
STUCK ON A SHIP WITH A WHINY 3-YEAR-OLD.
HOPEFULLY IF I JUST IGNORE IT, SHE'LL GET OVER HER OWN TANTRUM.
Dale: WE AIN'T LEFT THE PORT, AND YOUR KIDS ARE ALREADY SCREAMING.
Michelle: WHY IS SHE HAVING A MELTDOWN?
JUST LET IT GO, RILEY.
[ WAILING ]
[ UPBEAT TUNE PLAYS ]
♪♪
[ GRUNTS ]
YOU LOVE LULU.
AND YOU LOVE AVA.
YES, YOU DO.
THAT BED IS FOR ONE PERSON.
[ WHINES ]
GIRL, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU
[ CHUCKLE ] WITH YOUR TRAVEL DAYS
AND YOUR "UGHs" AND YOUR "AAHs"
AND YOUR "AWW"!
[ WHINES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
-YOU'RE JUST TIRED. -YOU'RE ALL SO TIRED.
COVER YOU UP.
FINE, DON'T, RILEY.
IF I SAY DON'T COVER UP, YOU WANT TO COVER UP.
IF I SAY COVER UP, YOU DON'T WANT TO COVER UP.
RILEY AND JUST THE "EHHs" AND THE FAKE WHININGS
AND THE BOSSINESS, YOU KNOW, LIKE,
IT'S PART OF HER CHARACTER AND HER PERSONALITY,
BUT, I MEAN, ALL I WANT IS FOR THE GIRLS TO REST,
US TO BE ABLE TO REST,
BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG CRUISE.
-I WANT TV! -I JUST HOPE THEY SLEEP.
-TV! -LAY DOWN, LULU.
[ WHIMSICAL TUNE PLAYS ]
STOP TALKING. IT'S NIGHT-NIGHT TIME.
-NIGHT. -OKAY?
WE JUST NEED TO GET OUT AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF.
LOVE YOU.
HAZEL GRACE, LAY DOWN.
GET IN YOUR COVERS. -NO-O-O!
STOP!
-[CHUCKLE] -NIGHT-NIGHT.
OH, BOY.
[ SIGHS ]
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FIRST NIGHT.
FIRST NIGHT'S ALWAYS ROUGH WITH THEM.
I KNOW. I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
JUST GETTING USED TO A NEW ENVIRONMENT.
IT'S ALL NEW STUFF, AND IT'S JUST EXHAUSTING,
AND I'M OVER RILEY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
RILEY'S BEEN TOUGH THIS TRIP.
MY PERSONALITY DOESN'T GET HER PERSONALITY, SO,
OUT OF ALL THE KIDS,
I'M GONNA CLASH WITH HER THE MOST
BECAUSE SHE PURPOSELY, PURPOSELY SAYS
THE OPPOSITE JUST TO PISS ME OFF.
[ CHUCKLES ]
RILEY ISN'T THE ONLY ONE ON THIS VACATION
AND I DON'T WANT HER TO RUIN THE TRIP
FOR ALL THE OTHER ONES, BUT I THINK
ONCE THEY GET STARTED WITH ALL THE ACTIVITIES,
THAT THEY'LL ALL HAVE A BLAST, AND EVEN RILEY.
I MEAN, WE GOT SIX KIDS.
WE'RE BOUND TO HAVE ONE THAT'S LIKE THAT.
DRIVE ME UP THE WALL.
HERE. COME HERE.
COME SNUGGLE ME, RIGHT HERE.
SNUGGLE YOU IN YOUR STINKY PIT?
I GUARANTEE YOU MY PIT DON'T STINK.
GUARANTEE IT.
GUARANTEE.
PLUS, YOU LOVE MY MUSK.
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
OH, MY GOSH.
[ MELLOW TUNE PLAYS ]
♪♪
HEY, GIRLS, I HAVE Y'ALL SOME MILK.
NOBODY NEEDS TO WHINE. EVERYBODY'S GONNA GET ONE.
[ SCREECHES ]
TACO OR MILK?
I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN UP SINCE 2:30.
THIS IS OUR FIRST FULL DAY ON THE CRUISE
AND I WANT THE GIRLS TO HAVE A BLAST.
BUT THE QUINTS WERE SO EXCITED
TO PARTY WITH DONALD AND MICKEY
THAT THEY KEPT WAKING UP
THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
DID SOMEBODY WAKE Y'ALL UP?
RILEY?
SO, THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALL
A LITTLE CRANKY THIS MORNING.
DID YOU SLEEP GOOD LAST NIGHT?
OH, RILEY.
[ RILEY CRYING ]
HEY, THERE'S NO CRYING ON DISNEY SHIPS.
Danielle: YOU CRY, YOU STAY IN THE ROOM.
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH.
[ RILEY WHINES ]
I'M NOT LISTENING TO THE WHINING, RILEY.
Adam: TODAY WE HAVE A GAME PLAN --
WE'RE GONNA KEEP THESE KIDS SO BUSY WITH ACTIVITIES
THAT THEY JUST DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY TIME TO WHINE.
[ GASPS ] STRAWBERRY!
WATER SLIDE AND SWIMMING AND DANCING,
AND, BY THE END OF THE DAY, THEY'RE GONNA BE SO WORN OUT
THAT THEY'RE JUST GONNA SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT.
TODAY'S GONNA BE A BLAST, HUH, AVA?
RUFF, RUFF, RUFF.
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LOOK AT THOSE FRECKLES.
ONE OF THE THINGS I THINK WE LOVE MOST
ABOUT TAKING BIG FAMILY TRIPS
IS THAT WE GET TO ALL SPEND TIME TOGETHER.
SAY CHEESE!
SILLY FACE.
Adam: I MEAN, IT'S ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS
WHERE YOU CAN COMPLETELY DISCONNECT
FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD AND FOCUS ON YOUR FAMILY.
IT'S FUN TO GO TAKE NEW ADVENTURES TOGETHER.
LET'S SEE.
COOL, HAZEL.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
Adam: WHO'S READY FOR THE SPLASH PAD?
[ LAUGHS ]
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Crystal: WHOO!
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GO, LULU!
♪♪
[ LAUGHS ]
PARKER, HOLD EVVY'S HAND AND DO IT.
YOU'RE GOING IN WITH PARKER?
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S ONLY DAY TWO, BUT PARKER SEEMS
TO BE HAVING A GREAT VACATION SO FAR.
[ SCREAMING ]
PARKER'S IN HEAVEN, HUH?
I LOVE SEEING PARKER HAVING SO MUCH FUN
AND NOT DEALING WITH ANXIETY.
AND I JUST HOPE PARKER HAS THIS MUCH FUN
THE REST OF THE CRUISE.
GO, PARKER!
WAS THAT FUN?
IT'S CALLED NEMO'S REEF.
NO. THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED.
YOU TELLING ME I CAN'T READ?
IT'S CALLED NEMO'S REEF.
NO.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ,
SO YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME.
NO. YES.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
SPELL "SPLASH PAD." NO.
SEE, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.