This is Swellview's Most Wanted.
First up, the infamous Frankini.
In his climb to fame, he's racked up
a lot of followers and a lot of crimes.
Frankini the Grand is wanted for causing a huge gas leak
that kept Swellview on lockdown.
I leaked gas, from the Bhutt Factory!
[laughing]
He has also admitted to casting a musical curse over Swellview.
[yawns] What?
♪ Henry, you've gotta Get over here ♪
♪ Why are you singing? ♪
♪ Why am I singing? ♪
And finally, Frankini is guilty
of too many over-the-top video stunts.
We want to eat...
worm dip.
[giggles]
On toast points.
[groaning]
Though he's been punished enough for that one.
[screaming]
Up next: Take-Out.
Take-Out is wanted for theft
at multiple Nacho Ball locations,
including both the close one and the nice one.
Okay, that's my robbery.
I want to say thank you to the close Nacho Ball.
Zap him!
A lot of people say you're trash,
but you made a great place to rob.
I said zap him!
Also on his rap sheet, excessive use of pepper spray.
What?
[screaming]
At this point, it just feels mean.
May I get you anything else with your robbery today?
Uh...
[grunting]
I don't think so.
And let's not forget he's also guilty of peer pressure.
Namely, pushing the Time Jerker, a.k.a. Tim Jerkowsky,
back into a life of crime.
We don't like when one of our own turns good.
So we're taking you back to the Beatin' Dungeon
to have a little chat
with the rest of the villain community.
It was just Take-Out and his friends.
Not Danger Force's fault at all.
If you won't come with us, we'll smash up your store!
[grunting]
Not if we smash you first, Take-Out!
What if none of you smash anything?
Third on the docket: Krampus.
Welcome to C-C-C-Club Krampus, dude.
The brother of Santa Claus,
Krampus wound up on the naughty list.
After breaking out of Punk Function,
Krampus went on a crime spree.
His first crime:
Dillweed-ifying Bose, Trent, Mary, Percy and Miriam.
[grunting]
K-K-K-K-Kramp Buds!
Who's got an energy drink?!
Coming right up, Kramp Pawns!
So annoying!
Can't catch Krampus!
But if you do, consult a physician,
'cause you'll be sick!
[beep] Side effects include hotness and diarrhea!
Oh, my God! Shut up!
Krampus is also wanted
for taking Santa to San Bernadino.
We know exactly where he is.
He's in the 909.
[gasps]
San Bernardino...
No...
And finally, of course,
Krampus is guilty of attempting to ruin Christmas,
Chapa's favorite holiday.
Do you... love Christmas?
I don't love Christmas.
I'm obsessed with Christmas.
Dang, girl, you took a long time to answer that question.
Our next villain: Derrick Face.
A former model,
Derrick Face was the face of fashion
until it all came crashing down.
Because of Captain Man, I got this scar on my face,
and that's why she never hired me as a model again!
Uh, no.
I never hired you as a model again
because you stink at modeling.
He may have been a garbage model,
but he's gotten good at being evil.
Derrick Face is wanted for stealing the identity
of actual fashion designer Chunk Manlee.
I'm the real Chunk Manlee!
The one out there is an impostor!
[gasping]
Wait a sec...
Why is that other Manlee pretending to be you?
Because he wants to get revenge on Nana Winter,
and he's going to frame Captain Man for it!
Double [gasp].
He also attempted to melt off Nana Winter's face
with melty face buttons.
Chunky...
are these melty face buttons?
And if that wasn't bad enough, Derrick Face is guilty
of fueling Captain Man's already ridiculous ego.
I need Chuck Manlee right away.
There's my Captain. How are we?
Pierre hates me.
He wants me to go get him shrimp,
but he also wants me to stay here
and hold this light on him.
- I am so sorry about that. - Me?!
That will be all, Pierre.
And finally, a wannabe hero turned superpowered villain.
Lil' Dynomite is 4 feet 10 inches of revenge.
Told you I'd be back, and now I am.
A tragic tale of a boy who just wanted to fight crime.
Well, he's always calling and smiling and offering help.
He was accidentally given superpowers
and then rejected by his role model.
[squeaky voice] Hi, everybody! I'm Lil' Dynomite!
I say "sir" all the time
but I play a mediocre Blinding Lights on the keytar.
- [laughs] - Um...
Excuse me, sir?
Oh, that's actually pretty good. Who said that...?
Oh. Hey there, sport.
And now he's wanted
for borderline copyright infringement.
Captain Man and Lil' Dynomite showed up
to the Battle of the Bands last night
and took home second place.
That's right, Trent.
They played a song that didn't sound
like Blinding Lights, but it sure felt like it.
Also on his list of crimes,
plotting to endanger an endangered species.
Did you remember to add a split feathered condor egg?
Captain Man is climbing
to a nest on the top of Mount Swellview
to get one as we speak.
Aren't split feathered condors an endangered species?
Yeah, but Captain Man needs their eggs for his hair gel,
so enjoy heaven, condors!
And finally, his worst crime:
Lil' Dynomite is wanted
for leaving too many voice mails.
Those are annoying, and we all know it.
Hello, sir, Lil' Dynomite here.
- Next. - Lil' Dynomite again.
Next.
Just in case you deleted that last message
right after I said my name, I'm just calling...
Next.
- To help you fight crime. - Hard pass. Next.
- I'm 4 foot 10 inches of... - Oh, my...
If you have any information about these wanted villains,
I guess call the Man's Nest?
[sighing] Someone might answer?
Yeah, I'm gonna get you on the line
with someone who isn't me.
Schwoz, line 4, got a cliffhanger.
Welcome to the Captain Man hold line.
My name is... Schwan.
- Just don't leave a voicemail. - Next.
This has been Swellview's Most Wanted.
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