D: What Up? P: Hello, Dan and Phil *giggle*
P: Dan and Phil Games
D: What channel do you think You're on?!
P: I'm used to you sitting next to me. D: So that just came out naturally?
P: Hey, Guys! D: This is not Dan and Phil Games
P:No D:This is AmazingPhil
P:I know where I am and who I am
D:Why am I sat here!?
P: Well in 2015? No 2014! I tweeted this
P: I wish I could cosplay one day D:Well that was obviously a gigantic fail. Wasn't it?
P: No, I never did fulfill that resolution and people are always tweeting me like "you said you'd cosplay" D: When are you going to do the thing!
P: yeah, so today's the day. I thought we could try some anime cosplay
D + P: yeah!!!
P: We watch a lot of anime now it is time for us to become the anime
D: Wh--what does that mean?
D: I watch a lot of Dan and Phil on youtube now its time to skin Phil P: yeah D: and wear his body as an outfit
D: Hello I'm Phil, sorry that went a bit far
P: that is not what's happening D:I presume that's the end game for half of you watching this
P: hopefully not
D: I just want to flag, Phil researched and bought all of the outfits for this P: yeah D: so I kinda have no idea what to expect
P: I've done a lot of trolling of ebay for this video D: should I be scared?
P: No don't be scared D: What are you going to have me dressing as?
P: You've got all the easy ones, I've got the like full on outfits I promise
D: ok let's go
P: Number 1
P: Attack on Titan D: *Attack on Titan theme*
D: Everyone's favorite giant monsters harrowing eating teenagers show P: yes
P: well I know I no longer have the shaved sides but I thought I would be Levi today
D: People who don't watch the show, Levi is like a grumpy army soldier. So just like Phil
P: yeah, I need to do this with my face
D: he has an epic center parting looking at that P: he does D: so you gonna do that right now?
P: ok D: oh my god I'm gonna get a comb
D: Welcome to Dan's barbershop P: ok D: scoot to the middle, scoot to the middle
P: scooting
D: right, today we're going to do the fashionable center part P: oh no
P: I'm going to look like the boy band dream I always had in the 90s
D: It's very popular P: ow D: oh my god you need to comb your hair more
P: I never comb my hair, that's how you get this scruffy emo look
D: Have you literally ever combed your hair ever? P: I don't think so
P: oh my god D: say hello to Phil-vi
P: so I don't need to dress up now D: quickly get the fringe back
P: I'm going to put the outfit on now
P: just want to say I did order the snazzy survey corps jacket D: the iconic jacket
P: but it didn't arrive so now know what our postman is going to dress up for Halloween
D: Thanks Amazon
P: This is a woman's frilly scarf, cause he wears a white scarf right?
D: how the hell do you do this, it's like, it comes from like underneath P: fold it
P: ok D: and then over P: I've always, I'm not a scarf guy. I don't wear scarves
D: I have no idea what the hell you've just done P: You're choking me D: wait wait wait wait wait wait
D: and there we go P: oh nice D: you've got like a poofy little bouffant
D: this baby P: the pièce de résist...how do you say that? pièce de la résistance
D: there's no "la" in that P: oh D: that's not how you say it
P: is there any arms in this or is it just literally a cape? D: the cape
D: i like that Phil doesn't even know how to put on a cape
P: oh its something I do all the time
D: Phil doesn't even know, how to put on a cape. ok.
P: there we go D: WHEW!!!!
P: *Attack on Titan theme* D: he did it
D: ok, now you need to like flap this over you dramatically
P: Eren, you are beneath me
D: Go on Phil, demonstrate some titan killing action P: well that would be good if we had A TITAN
D: you're f*king kidding me
P: yes D: I'm not putting on a morphsuit P:come on, it's going to be amazing
D: that is the most horrifying thing P: i-i know D: i have ever seen
P: What is that? Is that a nipple? D: it's a little bellybutton there. No that's the nipple P: oh!
D: Jesus f*ck look at that P: oh my god! that's horrible
D: *strange noises* Hello Phil P: Stop it
P: oh my god, oh my god why did i buy this
D: Hi, my name is [Dan]
P: This is horrifying
D: *screaming*
P: I'm actually terrified of you
D: Why do I ever agree to be in your videos?
P: How do you get even it off?
D: I don't know, I think I'm going have to get it surgically removed.
D: Can you not, oh my go- you're supposed to be afraid of me not pet me P: sorry sorry
P: Isn't weird that's how people look inside all the time? Like, I look like that now there's must a skin flap over top
D: Are these my nipples? P: uh no D: Are the nipples in the right place P: your nipples are there
D: that's right there, then it's like oh yeah P: you're like a cat, you've got four
P: So now I guess it's inevitable that we just battle to the death D: ok
D: *screaming*
P: we'll just play the music and do a cool pose. you ready? D: sure
*Attack on Titan*
D: kill me
P: ok you can take it off, you can take it off
D: let me just, work out where the zipper is
P: I'm so horrified by this
P: you need help? here we go D: I'm crowning
D: flip
P: this is for Halloween next year though D: yeah that would have been very appropriate last week
D: I mean, this guy has some great muscle definition going on, look at that, that's a solid ab right there
P: I've got that underneath my skin D: This is what I'd look liked if you filleted me right now. I'd just be like
D:look at these pecs P: Dan you're disturbing me sgsin
D: Woah!! P: Alright, get changed. Go!
P: Next up is everyone's guilty pleasure on crunchy rolw
P: sorry, crunchy rolw?
D + P: crunchy rolw
P: Iwatobi Swim Club
D: aka the anime about a high school swimming team
P: yeah, if we made this video and didn't try to dress as the characters from Free!! D: people would be mad P: they would revolt
D: So um, I just need to find this right now. Do you just intend for me to get my pillowcase over my head or are we just going to stand in speedos in front of the camera?
P: that was the plan but I think we would get flagged so I got us
P: Iwatobi Swim Club jackets
D: ok, firstly this is amazing and whoever made these is you know, applying real skills here
D: what is the rest of the costume though? What characters are we playing?
P: That is the character. So, I am playing Haru
D: Cause you have black hair P: I have black hair D: yep
P: You are playing Makoto D: Cause I have brown hair
D: oh my god, so literally this cosplay just putting on a jacket
P: yeah let's do it
D: ok so Haru has like P: he has like a spike in the middle D: yeah I can sort that out right, look at me
D: look at me, right, ok so P: ow D: what? P: you poked me in the eye
D: well stop moving
D: boom, look at that P: There we go, that is the Haru hair
D: I should just be a stylist. This is what I've realized.
D: Then Makoto has basically the same hair but brown
P: We give you like that D: yep P: and that, a bit more spike in it
P: See Haru wears his speedos under his jeans. D: So we're like finished now P: yeah
D: Wow, this is like the laziest cosplay ever P: wait wait wait, there is one problem
D: Wh-what's the issue P:You have brown eyes so I got you some green contacts lenses!
D: no no no no no no no
P: So you'd look like Makoto
D: I don't wear contact lenses, Phil
P: It's easy, you just have to put your finger in your eye
D: That's not something that comes naturally to me you glasses weirdo
P: Alright, I think we should give it a go
D: What if it slips behind my eye into my brain?
P: That can't happen
D: ok, i can see the lens P: ok now put your finger in it and get the lens on the end of your finger
P: hold your eyelashes like that and that
D: This sounds like torture
P: press it onto the white of your eye, no you're blinking
D: *screaming*
P: Alright, I'm holding eye open D: f*ck me, Phil I don't want to do this I don't consent
P: you can do it
P: don't blink
P: go
D: oh sh*t
D: ow! I can't do it. I poked myself in the eye. F*ck this
P: Abort, abort, abort
D: It's on the floor. No!
D: Take that e-bay lenses
D: How can you do that everyday?!
P: Dan, you look like you're crying D: Well that's like the appropriate next level of Free cosplay, because they have teary eyes whenever talking about anything
P: oh yeah, you need to do the noise, you need to do the Haru
D: Haru-chan
P: Makoto-kun
D: Makoto-kun
D: That's accurate Free cosplay, the end P: There we go
P: Don't worry Dan this is the final round D: Good, cause I don't know if I could like literally survive anymore of this
P: alright, one of my favorite anime's on crunchy roll is Food Wars
D: oh my god P: And it came back for a second season D: life ruining
P: the second place D:i'll talk about that more in my recommendations video later
P: yeah, only makes sense that I should dress as Soma-kun
D: oh ok right, yet again you get to dress as the cool character everybody likes P: yep D: and what am I?
P: you wanna see what you're gonna be?
D: yes? P: I'm going to be soma-kun and I thought you could be D: what compliments him?
P: some food!
D: Are you actually kidding?! You bought me a giant squid outfit.
P: it was so hard to keep this a secret
D: What?! Where have you been keeping that!
P: I've been hiding it under my bed
D: Why is the women in this picture wearing no things on her legs?
P: Maybe she's like a sexy squid D: I don't know- yes Halloween costume for next year
D: This is like the precursor to a kind of anime that we're definitely not cosplaying as today, if ya get what I'm saying
P: Well hopefully this hasn't been returned by someone else for you to try on
D: So what does yours consist of Phil?
P: I was actually really impressed by this cosplay I received D: is it actually good?
P: yeah D: you aren't just going halfway
P: First of all we have a Soma-kun wig. oh my gosh you should see the first wig that I got which is terrible
D: What is- how on earth P: So look at the character and I was sent this
P: That is not Soma D: I look, so much like that character right now P: That is not Yukihira
D: I look like some horrible Eurovision song contest, saying, "i am from Europe pop pop pop" P: Now that was offensive
D: got it, mate P: I'm fulfilling all my anime dreams
D: wow, that color really suits your complexion P: thank you D: You look like Michael Clifford P: I wish I could be Michael Clifford
D: Is that an actual P: It's an actual like Yukihira shirt D: wow, that's so lame
P: ok, I'm going to put this on, I should have put this on before the wig
D: Well you already look like him in half the episodes. What's the next layer?
P: The next thing is my dramatic headband D: yeah, it's like when Ash Ketchum gets into Pokemon battle, he's like serious time, cap backwards. This character's like
P: ok that's not weird D: not like that. dramatically ties his hair back with it
P: Can you tie my hair back? I've always wanted to be the person that wears bandannas but I never thought I could pull it off
D: Bandanna Phil, 2017 branding P: yeah D: and now, I'm gonna get some hairspray
D: here we go P: no no no no
D: This hair is 100% vertical P: Careful, don't spray the camera
D: I feel like I nailed that P: that is amazing D: yeah you are ready to do some battle cooking
D: you actually almost look cool, I'm just going to flag that the character has brown eyes so maybe you should be in the stupid squid
P: it's your destiny to be an anime squid D: is it? oh ok fine. What's next Phil? P: The apron!
P: and then the final touch D: woah woah woah! P: i'm ready for my shokugeki
D: I do not trust you with that Philly P: I"m missing some food Dan
D: oooh the cosplay is complete
P: This is actually incredible D: This might be the last video I ever do on your channel
P: Embrace your squiddy self Dan D: oh you want me to embrace my squiddy self?
D: Get some censory on this because we're about to get like an anime right now! Here we go, Phil. Woo!
P: Stop it D: Good thing you're not a school girl.
P: Dan, what noise does a squid make? D: what noise does a freaking squid make D+P: *squid noises*
P: squirt some ink
P: we should have strapped a beak to your face, cause squids have beaks that freaks me out so much
D: but Phil, the beak is here P: oh yeah D: so if we'd strap a beak it'd be like
P: time for the action pose *Food Wars music* D: Food Wars P: yeah
D: don't joke, don't joke, I do not trust your ability to hold onto - phil p: ok D: Phil P: i'll put the knife away
D: you don't know him guys
D: ok so as I'm literally fearing for my life I think that should be the end P: ok
D: you're just gonna stay like that are you? P: yeah I think I suit being a redhead D: ok sure P: this is my new look
D: that was your first cosplay experience, Phil P: you know, I had more fun than I thought I was going to
D: you had fun did you? P: it's like you become the character D: he had fun
D: I became a skinless giant and a squid P: you saying you didn't enjoy it? D: ok it was kinda fun
D: I feel this is an offense to all the actual amazing cosplayers out there P: There are so many good ones out there D: That make their own outfits and build giant robots. So shoutout to the people with actual talent.
P: so all of thse animes you can discover on crunchy roll D: which is where we watch them if you want to know more about these characters we just defiled
D: in fact they sponsored the American leg of TATINOF and we had a giant logo on a bus, look at this
D: that's the most funny thing I've ever, a giant anime bus riding across America
P: yes, if you want to check out Attack On Titan, Free, or Food Wars second place D: and many of the other ones P: so many animes on there
P: you can go to crunchyroll.com/amazingphil where you can get a 30 day free trial of crunchy roll premium D: which is no ads and in shiny 1080p on all those devices
D: and also I made a video recommending more anime on my second channel which I'm going to force Phil to link to in an end card
D: give me a thumbs up for the sacrifice I made by participating in Phil's video
P: You can subscribe to me by clicking on this bubble on my stomach D: and the other ones you can click is my anime recommendations video if you need to completely ruin your life
P: and our photobook DAPGO is out now D: so if you want to see hundreds of pages of Dan and Phil looking snazzy. spoilers. This is availble, link in the description
P: bye