[Tyler] Hey, what's up? We're twenty one pilots -- welcome to our bandwagon.
[Josh] Hi, I'm Josh, I play drums in the band twenty one pilots.
This is Tyler.
[Tyler] Oh!
[Josh] Oh!
[Tyler] Oh!
[Josh] He does the uh, vitaminwater drinking of the band and the piano playing.
[Tyler] Yeah.
[Josh] We just got this thing a couple of days ago, so we're, we're figuring out the odds and ends.
[Tyler] Come figure it out with us.
[Josh] Yeah.
[Tyler] That's about as far as we got.
[Josh] That's all we know so far. [Tyler] Yeah.
[Tyler] We got a microwave here.
[Josh] It's to heat stuff up.
[Tyler] We got a uh, candle here.
[Josh] It'll make things smell good.
[Tyler] We were in a van our last show, this is our first show ever in one of these things.
So that's exciting.
[Josh] Yeah, we were uh,
we were sharing, sharing (benches?), and
and uh, now we can, now we can share bunks.
[Tyler] Yeah.
[Josh] Yeah, we probably won't share bunks. [Tyler] We're such good friends though, that we can
now high five without even looking at each other.
[Josh] I didn't even expect that to work.
[Tyler] Yeah, me neither.
[Josh] We have a fridge. This is the most--
[Tyler] Show 'em the fridge.
[Josh] Uh now, here's the thing is like, since we're so new, we don't have like, like underwear lying around, like personal stuff
so this is like, as per-- like as personal as, as it gets.
Be prepared because it gets a little bit crazy.
Uh, we're actually stocked, though.
Water, good.
If you're feeling really crazy, crack open a can of Yoo-hoo.
It's really just stocked with beverages,
and, uh, and pickles.
[Tyler] Pickles and hot sauce.
[Josh] It's a good combo.
It's how we stay fit. It's how we stay sharp.
[Tyler] Sharp. The brain.
And sharp...
mentally.
[Josh] Exactly, that's the-- one of the most important ones.
Um, Gatorade.
Snack Packs.
[Tyler] We basically have the fridge of like a six-year-old.
like, uh, if you said, "Hey six-year-old. What do you want in your fridge?"
We got it. 'Cause we've got Gatorade, Snack Packs, Yoo-hoo,
pickles--
And dark chocolate treats in the freezer.
That's it.
[Tyler] We got, uh, some Deep Blue Rub.
[Josh] Ooh, I've never seen that before, but that's nice to know.
[Tyler] For when ya, you know, those long nights.
[Josh] You just gotta get a deep blue rub.
[Tyler] Uh, paper plates.
[Josh] Paper towels, paper cups, lots of paper. [Tyler] Paper bowls.
[Josh] Just really a lot of--
[Tyler] Paper spoons.
[Josh] Here's what's weird,
The paper, the paper bowls and the paper cups and the paper towels are all different.
They're not paper.
This is cardboard, that's styrofoam, that's... cloth. No.
[Tyler] This is our tour manager, Michael.
[Michael] Oh.
[Tyler] Are we on time? Are we on time with everything?
Yeah?
[Michael] We're good, we're good.
Hi.
[Tyler] This is our uh, sound guy, his name is Ben.
He does a really good impression of Stewie (from Family Guy). So we're gonna ask him to an impression of Stewie.
[Ben] Brian!
[Josh] That's it, but we -- we love him. He's my cousin.
[Tyler] We got our handy dandy tech, Slow John himself.
Uh, [Josh] Ben's best friend.
[Tyler] Slow John, his uh, his leg hurts,
we thought it was gout for a while.
Um,
[Slow John] Not the case.
[Tyler] Not, not the case.
[Slow John] Torn ligaments.
[Tyler] Is it torn ligaments? [Slow John] That's what the Deep Blue is for.
[Josh] That's why we got the Deep Blue.
[Slow John] Yeah. It makes sense.
[Josh] It's deep. It's blue.
[Tyler] Come over to the bunk area.
We have
the -- the busiest man in the West.
Mark?
[Mark] Now, Selena Gomez tweets about it once day just about the--
What's up?
[Tyler] Hey. [Josh] Hey. Hey.
[Tyler] Can you like, get off like the phone for a little bit or...
[Mark] Selena, let me call you back.
[Josh] Yeah, this is Mark. [Mark] Hey, how's it going?
[Tyler] He's our, uh, he's our, he's our, cre -- uh, dir -- creative director.
He also does a lot of video work.
He does, he does lights. [Josh] He does lights.
[Mark] Lights.
[Tyler] He does, uh,
he does uh, personal band
uh...
Uh...
[Josh] Creative directing. [Jordan] Relations.
[Tyler] Relations. He works on our relationships.
He helps us, like, "Hey, Mark, what should I say to her?" And uh...
And uh, that's wh-- that's why he gets the top bunk.
Uh, right behind you, his name is Snyder,
He doesn't have a first name.
[Jordan] No first name.
[Tyler] His like, main move,
his signature move is the pen on the collar,
it's a (super smart move?). [Josh] It's one of the best moves there are out there today.
Moving back...
[Tyler] Here are the bunks.
This is where I dream stuff.
Josh is right above me,
and I can feel him.
I can feel that my best friend is right above me.
[Josh] I, actually, I once-- [Tyler] On top of me.
[Josh] I woke up. My head was purple because my head was hanging down all night.
We were just talking all night.
and uh,
So all the blood had rushed to my head, and I was, I was, I just I looked like a big grape.
[Tyler] Bathroom in here.
If you wanna check that out.
And then there's a shower,
and a sink,
[Josh] You, you can go around me. [Tyler] In here, that's fun. Is that fun?
[Josh] That's fun, yeah. [Tyler] Shower back there. [Josh] Shower.
[Tyler] But real quick, the recap: Slow John on the, on the tech. [Josh] On the gout.
We got (?) on the front of house,
Snysies on the merch.
We got uh, Clark on the creative directing,
And we got uh,
[Michael] Selena, you'll have to call Mark, okay.
[Mark] Who am I talking to? [Tyler] We call, we call him Papi.
So this is Papi right here.
So everyone here, at twenty one pilots, we say goodbye to you.
And...
how do we end this?
[Josh] Um,
[Tyler] The secret handshake.
[Josh] Yeah, we'll end with it.
[Tyler] Let's make one up.
Yeah, we'll just make up a handshake.
[Josh] We'll just make something up. Ready?
[Tyler] Ooh!
[Josh] Yeah, uh-huh...
That's cool, that's, yeah, that's good,
ended with a snap,
and that's it!