You would not believe the mother load I just dropped. And that's how I like to keep it—leaving
not a trace I was ever here, let alone that I just birthed a creamy behemoth from my cavernous
bowels.
Nothing is worse than stinking up the shared toilet at work.
Or the toilet at a party.
Or your lover's apartment.
Of course, flushing removes the graphic evidence. Maybe two or three flushes, if your skid marks
are as tenacious as mine.
But what can be done of that subtle scent of a 300-cow dairy farm?
Aerosol air fresheners aren't the most effective option, or the healthiest... trying to mask
the stench, giving you a nice blend of chem-lab carnations with just a touch of feces?
So, how do you make the world believe your poop doesn't stink, or in fact, that you never
poop at all?
Poo-Pourri.
Poo~Pourri is the before-you-go toilet spray that is proven to trap those embarrassing
odors at the source... and save your relationships.
Simply spritz Poo~Pourri in the bowl to create a film on the water's surface that actually
traps the odors in its porcelain prison. And when your little ass-tronauts splash down
and make contact with the film, they release Poo-pourri's pleasant aromas so all those
around you smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils.
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We've sold over 4 Million bottles. On Amazon alone, there are over 1000 reviews rating
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If it doesn't completely stop your stench from spreading, send it back for a complete
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So whether you need to pinch a loaf at work...
Cut a rope at a party...