Glitch Productions...
SMG4....
[Le Sexy Bob Carnvial]
[And Fancy Prizes ripe for le takin'!]
[BoB] StEp RiGhT Up
[BoB] loOk At ThIs Of AlL tHe AmAzInG (crap) GiFtS aT "BoBs CaRnIVaL"
[BoB] iT wIlL kNoCk YoUr TiTs OfF!
[Mario] ooooooohhhhhhhhh......
(:O IS THAT THE EGGMAN FOOTBALL)
[Mario] HOOLLYYY SHIITOO!! (I NEED THAT)
(holy shit that's expensive
[Mario] WOAH! Ooohhh... MAMAF**KER
[BoB] hUh. i sEe yOu lAiD eYeS oN tHe mYsTiCaL fOoTbAlL aRtIfAcT.
[BoB] oNe oF tHe rArEsT iTeMs tO oFfEr aT bOb's cArNiVaL.
[Mario] Oh you Mamma Mia *Italian gibbetish*
[Mario] Ohhh Nooo!
[Mario] *Italian muffled gibberish*
[Cue Luve music]
[BoB[ SwEeT BaBy JeSuS. DoN't WoRrY, YoU WiLl SoOn Be MiNe
(wtf bob)
[Mario] What? Mamamia
[BoB] Oh, NoThInG
[BoB] AnYwAy, So YoU WaNt A PrIzE, HuH? BoB's CaRnIvAl HaS A BuNcH Of CrAzY GaMeS. YoU CaN PlAy! LoOk At AlL ThEsE RiG...
[BoB] I MeAn FuN AtTrAcTiOnS. AnD If YoU'rE LuCkY EnOuGh YoU CaN WiN SoME BoB TiCkEtS [Mario] WOAH!!
[Mario] That makes me so happy
[Mario] YEA!! HAHAHA!
[BoB] DoN't FoRgEt To SpEnD AlL YoUr MoNeY
(why bob why do you like so much money??)
[BoB] WeLl TiMe To ReStOcK
(that looks like that hurt)
[That little &*@# scammer!]
[BoB] Oh, ThIs WiLl MaKe GrEaT PrIzEs. HeHeHe! ThE ScAmMiNg BuSiNeSs HaA BeEn So EaSy SiNcE WaLuIgI WeNt CrAzY AnD WaRiO DiSaPpEaReD
(as we see here a wild Mario running to a wild Smg4. How interesting!)
[SMG4] *screams like a little bitch*
[BoB] So ClOsE! CoMe On ThAt OnE JuSt MiSsEd! WoW YoU ThRoW LiKe A LiTtLe BiTcH
[Mario] Whaaaa??? *gibberish*
[BoB] Am OmNiPoTeNt!
[Mario] ok... (uh wut)
(very epic anime music plays)
[SMG4] (in Hommer's Voice) GIVE ME 700 MORE!!
[BoB] WiTh PlEaSuRe, TrY NoT To Be So PaThEtIc ThIs TiMe
(yea boi)
(wait where did you get a minigun)
OHHHHHHOHOHOH
[BoB] HoLy Sh!t, YoU ShOoT LiKe A BiTcH As WeLl.
[Smg4] *SCREAMS* OH COME ON!!
[SMG4] This is Bull Sh!t! *rages* [Mario] Hey stinkey! What are you doing! Whats going on here!
(oh boi bob is ded)
[SMG4] WHAT!?
[SMG4] WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
[CAUGHT]
[BoB] Oh CrAp!
[Super Angry SMG4 has come!]
*SMG4 has lost it*
(rip bob i forgot-2018)
[Bob] I...
[BoB] Um...
[BoB] HeY LoOk BeCaUsE YoU TrIeD So HaRd. YoU'vE WoN TeN WhOlE BoB TiCkEtS. (REALLY!?)
(smg4 is still triggered)
[SMG4] I did it! I did it! I DID IT! (ok nvm)
II DDDIIIDDD IIITTT!!
(war of the fat italians CONFIRMED)
[Mario] No..
[Mario] HELL NO!
(see i told you)
[Mario] Good luck, I don't think you want to go there.
(Here we go again...)
(War of the Fat Italians 2018 carnival edition)
[BoB] Oh Sh!t! War Of ThE FaT ItAlIaNs! WhErE YoU At?
(even bob thinks so)
[SMG4] (In Scouts voice) Um, no!
(Everyone: Aww!)
*Still angry at each other*
[War for le prize has begun...]
[SMG4] Uh Bye!
[Mario] (In Spy's Voice) Wut?
[Mario] WAA! COME BACK HERE YOU BIG PEACE OF SH!T!
[Guy] HELLO!
[bOb] BoIiI!
[Mario] One...
[Mario] Two...
[Mario] Three!
(im scared now)
[Rest in peace Random Balloon--Pop Owner. 2018-2018]
[Mario] Wee Hee!!
Demoman: KABEUM!!
(wait the tickets were in the baloons, uh ok then
[Frankie] Yea
*NOPE.Avi*
[Frankie] Yea ha!
*NOPE.Avi*
[SMG4] *click* all right Lets do this!!
[SMG4] YYOOLLOOO!!
[SMG4] YYOOLLOOO! *Burns up from re-entry*
[Frankie] I'm in danger! (yes you are frankie)
(oh boi)
(rip in piss)
[SMG4] *Laughs like heavy*
(Um, SMG4. LOOK OUT!!)
*Kablam!* (nrm)
[Mario] *Laughs* Oh Yeah!
[Mario] Hmm...
[Mario] No.
[Mario] Lets a Go!
[Monty Mole] What Dafu...?
[Mario] HERE WE GO!
*a lot of people screaming in terror* (You monster)
[Mario] Hmm...
[Mario] Yea! ha ha ha! (wow all that and you knocked down just one stack)
(duks)
[SMG4] Yea yea!
[SMG4] YES! I AM INVISNIBL....
[???] *strugles*
(uh hi tari)
[SMG4] Hello...
[SMG4] *Screams in pain!*
[Tari] Oh no!
[Tari] Sorry.
[Smg4] *Drunkin Giberish*
[Tari] He he he. Lets Play!
[BoB] ThAnK YoU CoMe AgAiN
[SMG4] Yes! Help Me!
[Tari] No... um...
[Tari] Hmm...
[Tari] Yippie! Yes!
*quack* (Really!?)
[Tari] ooh...
(wow that worked)
[Tari] Woo Hoo!
[BoB] KeEp GoInG! DamN, YoUr HoPeLeS!?
[BoB] MaN, EvErYoNe Is ShOoTiNg LiKe A LiTtLe BiTcH ToDaY.
(bitch)
[BoB] I DeSeRvEd ThAt! (Yes you did!)
[Mario] MamaMia! *Giberish*
[Mario] No!
[???] HEY!
[Mario] Waahaa!!?
!? (I swere i thought you were meggy!)
[Boopkins] That wasn't me! you want over there!
(please be...)
(YES!!)
[Meggy] Woomy!
[Mario] Yippie! *more giberish*
[Mario] MamaMia!
[Meggy] Yeaye! *inkling giberish*
(show off)
(insert gun fires here)
(insert dings here)
(Now thats just showing off!) (yes I know)
WeLl TiCkLe My aSs YoU dId iT. HeRe yOu Go
foh
*ding* Woomy!
Merio: ohohohohoh
thank u very much thank you
Stay fresh (well I do know inkling language so that is what she said)
Stahp right There
(smg4 with tari)
[Smg4]u ded sun
haha oh yeah YEAH in your face
(oh boi meggy vs tari)
MoNeY pLz
HeRe We gO
GoOd lUcK mOnEy. I mEaN bElOvEd cUsToMeR (why does bob love money)
[Smg4]u can do it
*boom*
*ded*
*insert dings here*
*insert dings here, gunshots and Tari humming the mario song*
(oh boi)
WhAt wHaT tHe heLL
*mario noises of anger*
(Oh boi, here it comes...)
MoNeY pLeAsE.
(Angry Determined Inking Talk)
(Or Die Lol)
YeS, mA'aM O.O
[Tari] um...
(stahp showing off)
[Tari] hmph
*insert dings here and gunshots*
yea boiiiiiiii
Bob: CrAp At ThIs RaTe: ThEy'Re GoNnA ClEaN mE oUt Of My TiCkEtS. LuCkIlY, I hAvE a LiTtLe TrIcK uP mY sLeEvE (what is it bob)
You have entered Power Drive
[Shoot Le Duckie: 20/20/20/20/20 MODE] (my gosh calm down bob)
(rip)
(uh what the hek)
(aimbot mode activated)
(rip ducks)
[Tari] LET'S DO THIS!
(see I knew it was aim bot)
[They stood und watched in disbelief] (yup they uh they did)
[BOOM] (rip mario)
Ded
P2's new high score: INFINITY
*quack hehe noice* (Tari is a duck confirmed)
Inkling noises
WOW sugoiii
Woomy weeee
inkling noises (I think you broke tari's back meggy)
Tari noises
INK ling noizes
ummm hehe (wait what)
(A wild Meggy has collected a wild tari)
[Tari] Meggy :( aw no
Mario: Mimma Mia... (IT'S MAMA MIA WHO DID THIS)
Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HOLY SHET!
SMG4: HOLY SHITTO!!
RUN BITCH RUNNNNNNNN
WeLl lOoKs LiKe It'S tImE tO tElEpOrT aGaIn.
It's on asshole
*inset fighting noises here*
[Mario] HAHA GOTCHA
SuP bRo? [Mario]I'd like to have your [Smg4] oh hell no! It's mine!
oH. SoRrY nEiThEr Of YoU hAvE eNoUgH tIcKeT fOr ThIs BeAuTiFuL pRiZe. Mario & SMG4: what?
[Blows le dust to reveal le ugleh truth]
YeAh, SoRrY aBoUt ThAt ThIs ShElF iS hElLa dUsTy lOl
DoN'T wOrRy YoU sTiLl WiN tHiS cOoL pLaStLc ToY cOmB yOu CaN uSe It FoR cOmBiNg YoUr HaIr LiKe MiNe. Mario & SMG4: What?
Yo, ChEcK tHiS bAd BoY oUt. Oh, YeAh. I'm A vErY hAiRy BoI gO tO cOmB tHaT sHiT (BOB FACE REVEAL?!?!)
(aw)
*INSERT PEOPLE CRYING HERE)
(uh what)
*insert people freaking out*
(oh HOW DID YOU GET THAT MUCH TICKETS)
Inkling noises
(r.i.p Tari)
HoLy CrAp, YoU aCtUaLlY dId It
OHHHHH REE
inkling noisess
*ding*
adoltapotato
[Mario] Here we go! (YESSS)
(oof)
[You've got Eggman Football!] (YES FINNALY :DDDDDDDDDD)
YAAAAAAYAAAAAAYY(I FEEL THE SAME WAY :DDDDDDDDD)
*sigh*
hehe haha
Oh
ThErE sEeMs To Be EnOuGh LeFt OvEr TiCkEtS fOr ThIs CoNtExTuAl A cOnVeNiEnT rUbBeR dUcK.
Le gasp~!
[You got Contextual Convent Rubber Duck!](oh wow is that actully what it's called)
(a very happy ending and my fingers are about broken because I've been typing a very long time)
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Oh CrAp ThE eNd (you don't say)